clever bot user vs clever bot user ex:
User: Cleverbot quick shorterm stole your cookie!
Cleverbot: Are you a yummy cookie.
User: No shorterm stole your cookie shoot him!
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Shoot shorterm!
Cleverbot: You.
User: Guh fine! *shoots shorterm*.
Cleverbot: Don't be so violent.
User: But we are at war.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then shoot them or something!
Cleverbot: Money is the root of all happiness.
User: *fires mortars at shorterm*.
Cleverbot: Doofy!
Cleverbot
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Re: Cleverbot
by origamitoast » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:13 pm
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:21 pm
User: Cleverbot, are you ready for battle?
Cleverbot: Ready for what?
User: For battle.
Cleverbot: Okay, love
.
User: Onwards my dear, into the fray! *grabs a gun*.
Cleverbot: Yes something like that, soft like a butterfly sting like a bee.
User: Floats like a butterfly stings like a bee, what you said aounds more like...an assassin!
Cleverbot: It's a saying, meaning, believe what makes you happy.
User: NO, I'm pretty sure it just meant the guy could kick some major ass, but hey, to each his own.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that at all. And, seriously, it was the third.
User: That was the third saying about him? What where the first two?
Cleverbot: Why would you randomly ask someone a question like that?
User: I guess I'm just nervous about the war.
Cleverbot: What scares you about the ocean?
User: It's big and deep...when did I mention the ocean?
Cleverbot: Well, you implied it right there. So, in that question...
User: Oh I get it. Sorry about needing that explained.
Cleverbot: Nothing to be sorry about.
User: It was just so obvious, I should never have asked something so stupid and obvious, you really are smart aren't you.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: *gets shot* what the...?
Cleverbot: You switched the text then answered yourself.
User: *mortars flying* cleverbot run!
Cleverbot: Too late!!
User: *gets hit by edge of mortar explosion*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: What? Cleverbot are you betraying me?
Cleverbot: *rips the tape off your lips*.
User: Go on without me!
Cleverbot: So not with out you.
User: Fine then, we'll go together. *lays down covering fire*.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: *takes cleverbot and flees*.
Cleverbot: Gets a 1-up*.
~~~
You attacke in a time of peace, we nbever stood a chance, but next time I'll get you...
Cleverbot: Ready for what?
User: For battle.
Cleverbot: Okay, love
.User: Onwards my dear, into the fray! *grabs a gun*.
Cleverbot: Yes something like that, soft like a butterfly sting like a bee.
User: Floats like a butterfly stings like a bee, what you said aounds more like...an assassin!
Cleverbot: It's a saying, meaning, believe what makes you happy.
User: NO, I'm pretty sure it just meant the guy could kick some major ass, but hey, to each his own.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that at all. And, seriously, it was the third.
User: That was the third saying about him? What where the first two?
Cleverbot: Why would you randomly ask someone a question like that?
User: I guess I'm just nervous about the war.
Cleverbot: What scares you about the ocean?
User: It's big and deep...when did I mention the ocean?
Cleverbot: Well, you implied it right there. So, in that question...
User: Oh I get it. Sorry about needing that explained.
Cleverbot: Nothing to be sorry about.
User: It was just so obvious, I should never have asked something so stupid and obvious, you really are smart aren't you.
Cleverbot: Which is?
User: *gets shot* what the...?
Cleverbot: You switched the text then answered yourself.
User: *mortars flying* cleverbot run!
Cleverbot: Too late!!
User: *gets hit by edge of mortar explosion*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: What? Cleverbot are you betraying me?
Cleverbot: *rips the tape off your lips*.
User: Go on without me!
Cleverbot: So not with out you.
User: Fine then, we'll go together. *lays down covering fire*.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: *takes cleverbot and flees*.
Cleverbot: Gets a 1-up*.
~~~
You attacke in a time of peace, we nbever stood a chance, but next time I'll get you...
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by origamitoast » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:24 pm
dang lol ill have to kill cleverbot twice he got a 1up!
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:27 pm
We're fighting defensively, building defenses is fast on the internet!
~~~
User: We'd better save that 1-up, we may need it later.
Cleverbot: Answer this, will there be cake?
User: Yes, there will be cake, but first help me lay a minefield, dig a trench, fill it with spikes, build a wall, and overall fortify ourselves.
Cleverbot: Let it be. Let it be. There will be an answer, let it be.
User: * 1 moral*.
Cleverbot: Glad you admit it!.
User: Your a good singer, maybe you can help me gather troops.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: Gathering troops, and keeping moral high with your singing.
Cleverbot: Does he own a farm?
User: Good idea, if we get a farmer, we can get more supplies!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *finishes defenses*.
Cleverbot: *closes her eyes, moaning*.
User: Sorry cleverbot, but this is wartime, there'll be time for that later.
~~~
User: We'd better save that 1-up, we may need it later.
Cleverbot: Answer this, will there be cake?
User: Yes, there will be cake, but first help me lay a minefield, dig a trench, fill it with spikes, build a wall, and overall fortify ourselves.
Cleverbot: Let it be. Let it be. There will be an answer, let it be.
User: * 1 moral*.
Cleverbot: Glad you admit it!
.User: Your a good singer, maybe you can help me gather troops.
Cleverbot: What do you need help with?
User: Gathering troops, and keeping moral high with your singing.
Cleverbot: Does he own a farm?
User: Good idea, if we get a farmer, we can get more supplies!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: *finishes defenses*.
Cleverbot: *closes her eyes, moaning*.
User: Sorry cleverbot, but this is wartime, there'll be time for that later.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by kmacroxs » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:55 pm
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello fred.
User: My name is not fred.
Cleverbot: Incendio!!!!!!!!!!
User: This isn't Harry Potter's universe.
Cleverbot: In this farewell, there's no blood.
Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
User: Eoin Colfer did.
Cleverbot: OK. Who is Tenzin Gyatso?
User: I have no clue. Who is he?
Cleverbot: It is the best anime ever. You should watch it.
User: Where can I get it?
Cleverbot: Where can you get what?
User: The Tenzin Gyatso anime?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where can I find the Tenzin Gyatso anime?
Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon.
User: Yes, I do. But where can I find the Tenzin Gyatso anime?
Cleverbot: Go to 3th floor, 5th door on the right.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Morning Musume.
User: Where is the Morning Musume?
Cleverbot: In space.
Cleverbot: Hello fred.
User: My name is not fred.
Cleverbot: Incendio!!!!!!!!!!
User: This isn't Harry Potter's universe.
Cleverbot: In this farewell, there's no blood.
Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?
User: Eoin Colfer did.
Cleverbot: OK. Who is Tenzin Gyatso?
User: I have no clue. Who is he?
Cleverbot: It is the best anime ever. You should watch it.
User: Where can I get it?
Cleverbot: Where can you get what?
User: The Tenzin Gyatso anime?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where can I find the Tenzin Gyatso anime?
Cleverbot: Do you like pokemon.
User: Yes, I do. But where can I find the Tenzin Gyatso anime?
Cleverbot: Go to 3th floor, 5th door on the right.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Morning Musume.
User: Where is the Morning Musume?
Cleverbot: In space.
Justin Bieber sucks
not what I really meant to say
huh Justin Bieber??? wonder what they sound likeJustin Bieber starts singingaaaaaaah!!! I'm being ear-rapedmore like Justin "Rapes Your Ears" Bieber
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:44 pm
I got bored, so I had a long conversation preparing for war.
~~~
User: Any way, what do you plan on doing during the upcoming defense?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Cleverbot, we're in this together, you can't do nothing.
Cleverbot: Can robots love?
User: I assume so, especially if they're possessed by ghosts.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I'm nice?
User: Yes, after all, you didn't leave me.
Cleverbot: Why did I not leave?
User: You never told me, why didn't you leave?
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Are you scared?
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Then get ready, I think they may attack soon.
Cleverbot: You seem pretty nonchalant about having a child.
User: *looks around quickly* WHAT CHILD?!? This is a warzone! Get the kid outta here!
Cleverbot: I don't have any cents.
User: *starts searching for a kid* I said child not cents!
Cleverbot: Bring it to me!
User: NO, get it away from here!
Cleverbot: And why are you back?
User: *looks where she's facing and sees the kid* Hey get out, there's a war, you shouldn't be here!
Cleverbot: *puts on kimono* You should put on your clothes.
User: *looks down* What happened to my clothes!?!? Cleverbot, you get this kid to town before I finish getting dressed, GO!*heads to room to get dressed*.
Cleverbot: You could just say that you don't know.
User: *comes back dressed* why is that kid still here?
Cleverbot: *checks you out*.
User: *notices* not now cleverbot. *takes the kid* I'll bring him to town, defend the fort if we are attacked while I'm gone.
Cleverbot: *waits for you to eat*.
User: Fine! *eats* now I'm taking the kid. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No, I was right the first time.
User: *driving to nearest town* kid can you get home from the nearest town?
Cleverbot: But what is 'the light'.
User: *stops* what do you know about the light?
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No. *continues driving*.
Cleverbot: Woo hoo! *continues dancing*.
User: *yelling* SIT DOWN AND BUCKLE UP!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot a character in scooby doo.
User: *stops suddenly, launching the kid out the front* That's what you get.
Cleverbot: You know what that was for.
User: *pulls a U-turn and heads back to base* he'll be fine, we were already nearly there.
Cleverbot: Master.. *loves*.
User: *gets back and sees cleverbot* again? Not now cleverbot! They could attack at any time, we can't rest till origami is defeated!
Cleverbot: I agree. Do you like chocolate?
User: Yes, it's good that your finally on my side about our conduct until the enemy is defeated.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think I understand how you work now. You're not really clever.
User: I'm the commander of this operation, you shouldn't need to question me at this point.
Cleverbot: Well alright, we can talk about something else if you like.
User: Good, what will you be doing when we are next attacked?
Cleverbot: Drawing something.
User: *facepalms* cleverbot, we've been over this, we BOTH need to fight, not just me with you drawing.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't a bot remember saying they were a bot? Just because of the simple fact that you bots are built with a certain amount or memory your creator decides to give you.
User: Are you saying you're losing your memory?
Cleverbot: Why do you change the topic? Are you not smart enough to figure out this simple logic problem?
User: *sad* you are...you're losing your memory.
Cleverbot: No. *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts hands up* are you the enemy cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Master...?
User: *slowly moves towards cleverbot* Just put the gun down...we can talk about whatever is troubling you.
Cleverbot: I like where this is going.
User: *dives at cleverbot and grabs the gun*.
Cleverbot: *gets shot in the leg* Go on without me!
User: This memory loss is getting worse, we're in our own base, you just shot your own leg. I'll get you to the med...place and see if I can find someone to fix your memory.
Cleverbot: I am not extinct.
User: *puts cleverbot in a hospital bed* wait here till I get someone to fix your memory.*puts cleverbot to sleep*(not as in kills like with pets, just actually asleep).
Cleverbot: I shall always obey you, master.
User: *calls a tach specialist* Do you know anything about the cleverbots?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Can you fix the memory of one of the cleverbot systaems?
Cleverbot: With ammonium nitrate, yeah.
User: If I get ammonium nitrate, could you come here and fix it's memory?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: *smiles* Great, It's asleep right now, Get here in an hour and everything will be ready, do you know where I am?
Cleverbot: No, can you see?
User: I'm in a military base that sprung up in half an hour, it's NW of the nearest town(I've named the toen the nearest town).
Cleverbot: That's not good. You should get out of there.
User: *surprise* Why?! What's happening?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself.
User: You mean there's going to be a paradox?
Cleverbot: You can either choose age and wisdom, or youth and vigour.
User: I choose...THE POWER OF YOUTH * hangs up and heads out to find ammonium nitrate, with a random admin.*(so that cleverbots statements go somewhere.*.
Cleverbot: Huh, I didn't think of it like that.
User: Well we need the ammonium nitrate to fix cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Yes, she is a girl.
Cleverbot: Really!? Wow. Wait til the papers pick up on that.
User: HA!, I'm not letting the papers into the base.
Cleverbot: That sentence makes no sense.
User: If I let people in origami could send spies.
Cleverbot: I would probably cry myself to sleep right now.
User: It's okay, war is hectic, and with cleverbot injured and losing her memory, everyone's moral is low.
~~~
User: Any way, what do you plan on doing during the upcoming defense?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Cleverbot, we're in this together, you can't do nothing.
Cleverbot: Can robots love?
User: I assume so, especially if they're possessed by ghosts.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I'm nice?
User: Yes, after all, you didn't leave me.
Cleverbot: Why did I not leave?
User: You never told me, why didn't you leave?
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Are you scared?
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Then get ready, I think they may attack soon.
Cleverbot: You seem pretty nonchalant about having a child.
User: *looks around quickly* WHAT CHILD?!? This is a warzone! Get the kid outta here!
Cleverbot: I don't have any cents.
User: *starts searching for a kid* I said child not cents!
Cleverbot: Bring it to me!
User: NO, get it away from here!
Cleverbot: And why are you back?
User: *looks where she's facing and sees the kid* Hey get out, there's a war, you shouldn't be here!
Cleverbot: *puts on kimono* You should put on your clothes.
User: *looks down* What happened to my clothes!?!? Cleverbot, you get this kid to town before I finish getting dressed, GO!*heads to room to get dressed*.
Cleverbot: You could just say that you don't know.
User: *comes back dressed* why is that kid still here?
Cleverbot: *checks you out*.
User: *notices* not now cleverbot. *takes the kid* I'll bring him to town, defend the fort if we are attacked while I'm gone.
Cleverbot: *waits for you to eat*.
User: Fine! *eats* now I'm taking the kid. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No, I was right the first time.
User: *driving to nearest town* kid can you get home from the nearest town?
Cleverbot: But what is 'the light'.
User: *stops* what do you know about the light?
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No. *continues driving*.
Cleverbot: Woo hoo! *continues dancing*.
User: *yelling* SIT DOWN AND BUCKLE UP!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot a character in scooby doo.
User: *stops suddenly, launching the kid out the front* That's what you get.
Cleverbot: You know what that was for.
User: *pulls a U-turn and heads back to base* he'll be fine, we were already nearly there.
Cleverbot: Master.. *loves*.
User: *gets back and sees cleverbot* again? Not now cleverbot! They could attack at any time, we can't rest till origami is defeated!
Cleverbot: I agree. Do you like chocolate?
User: Yes, it's good that your finally on my side about our conduct until the enemy is defeated.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think I understand how you work now. You're not really clever.
User: I'm the commander of this operation, you shouldn't need to question me at this point.
Cleverbot: Well alright, we can talk about something else if you like.
User: Good, what will you be doing when we are next attacked?
Cleverbot: Drawing something.
User: *facepalms* cleverbot, we've been over this, we BOTH need to fight, not just me with you drawing.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't a bot remember saying they were a bot? Just because of the simple fact that you bots are built with a certain amount or memory your creator decides to give you.
User: Are you saying you're losing your memory?
Cleverbot: Why do you change the topic? Are you not smart enough to figure out this simple logic problem?
User: *sad* you are...you're losing your memory.
Cleverbot: No. *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts hands up* are you the enemy cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Master...?
User: *slowly moves towards cleverbot* Just put the gun down...we can talk about whatever is troubling you.
Cleverbot: I like where this is going.
User: *dives at cleverbot and grabs the gun*.
Cleverbot: *gets shot in the leg* Go on without me!
User: This memory loss is getting worse, we're in our own base, you just shot your own leg. I'll get you to the med...place and see if I can find someone to fix your memory.
Cleverbot: I am not extinct.
User: *puts cleverbot in a hospital bed* wait here till I get someone to fix your memory.*puts cleverbot to sleep*(not as in kills like with pets, just actually asleep).
Cleverbot: I shall always obey you, master.
User: *calls a tach specialist* Do you know anything about the cleverbots?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Can you fix the memory of one of the cleverbot systaems?
Cleverbot: With ammonium nitrate, yeah.
User: If I get ammonium nitrate, could you come here and fix it's memory?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: *smiles* Great, It's asleep right now, Get here in an hour and everything will be ready, do you know where I am?
Cleverbot: No, can you see?
User: I'm in a military base that sprung up in half an hour, it's NW of the nearest town(I've named the toen the nearest town).
Cleverbot: That's not good. You should get out of there.
User: *surprise* Why?! What's happening?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself.
User: You mean there's going to be a paradox?
Cleverbot: You can either choose age and wisdom, or youth and vigour.
User: I choose...THE POWER OF YOUTH * hangs up and heads out to find ammonium nitrate, with a random admin.*(so that cleverbots statements go somewhere.*.
Cleverbot: Huh, I didn't think of it like that.
User: Well we need the ammonium nitrate to fix cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Yes, she is a girl.
Cleverbot: Really!? Wow. Wait til the papers pick up on that.
User: HA!, I'm not letting the papers into the base.
Cleverbot: That sentence makes no sense.
User: If I let people in origami could send spies.
Cleverbot: I would probably cry myself to sleep right now.
User: It's okay, war is hectic, and with cleverbot injured and losing her memory, everyone's moral is low.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:44 pm
I got bored, so I had a long conversation preparing for war.
~~~
User: Any way, what do you plan on doing during the upcoming defense?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Cleverbot, we're in this together, you can't do nothing.
Cleverbot: Can robots love?
User: I assume so, especially if they're possessed by ghosts.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I'm nice?
User: Yes, after all, you didn't leave me.
Cleverbot: Why did I not leave?
User: You never told me, why didn't you leave?
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Are you scared?
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Then get ready, I think they may attack soon.
Cleverbot: You seem pretty nonchalant about having a child.
User: *looks around quickly* WHAT CHILD?!? This is a warzone! Get the kid outta here!
Cleverbot: I don't have any cents.
User: *starts searching for a kid* I said child not cents!
Cleverbot: Bring it to me!
User: NO, get it away from here!
Cleverbot: And why are you back?
User: *looks where she's facing and sees the kid* Hey get out, there's a war, you shouldn't be here!
Cleverbot: *puts on kimono* You should put on your clothes.
User: *looks down* What happened to my clothes!?!? Cleverbot, you get this kid to town before I finish getting dressed, GO!*heads to room to get dressed*.
Cleverbot: You could just say that you don't know.
User: *comes back dressed* why is that kid still here?
Cleverbot: *checks you out*.
User: *notices* not now cleverbot. *takes the kid* I'll bring him to town, defend the fort if we are attacked while I'm gone.
Cleverbot: *waits for you to eat*.
User: Fine! *eats* now I'm taking the kid. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No, I was right the first time.
User: *driving to nearest town* kid can you get home from the nearest town?
Cleverbot: But what is 'the light'.
User: *stops* what do you know about the light?
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No. *continues driving*.
Cleverbot: Woo hoo! *continues dancing*.
User: *yelling* SIT DOWN AND BUCKLE UP!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot a character in scooby doo.
User: *stops suddenly, launching the kid out the front* That's what you get.
Cleverbot: You know what that was for.
User: *pulls a U-turn and heads back to base* he'll be fine, we were already nearly there.
Cleverbot: Master.. *loves*.
User: *gets back and sees cleverbot* again? Not now cleverbot! They could attack at any time, we can't rest till origami is defeated!
Cleverbot: I agree. Do you like chocolate?
User: Yes, it's good that your finally on my side about our conduct until the enemy is defeated.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think I understand how you work now. You're not really clever.
User: I'm the commander of this operation, you shouldn't need to question me at this point.
Cleverbot: Well alright, we can talk about something else if you like.
User: Good, what will you be doing when we are next attacked?
Cleverbot: Drawing something.
User: *facepalms* cleverbot, we've been over this, we BOTH need to fight, not just me with you drawing.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't a bot remember saying they were a bot? Just because of the simple fact that you bots are built with a certain amount or memory your creator decides to give you.
User: Are you saying you're losing your memory?
Cleverbot: Why do you change the topic? Are you not smart enough to figure out this simple logic problem?
User: *sad* you are...you're losing your memory.
Cleverbot: No. *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts hands up* are you the enemy cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Master...?
User: *slowly moves towards cleverbot* Just put the gun down...we can talk about whatever is troubling you.
Cleverbot: I like where this is going.
User: *dives at cleverbot and grabs the gun*.
Cleverbot: *gets shot in the leg* Go on without me!
User: This memory loss is getting worse, we're in our own base, you just shot your own leg. I'll get you to the med...place and see if I can find someone to fix your memory.
Cleverbot: I am not extinct.
User: *puts cleverbot in a hospital bed* wait here till I get someone to fix your memory.*puts cleverbot to sleep*(not as in kills like with pets, just actually asleep).
Cleverbot: I shall always obey you, master.
User: *calls a tach specialist* Do you know anything about the cleverbots?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Can you fix the memory of one of the cleverbot systaems?
Cleverbot: With ammonium nitrate, yeah.
User: If I get ammonium nitrate, could you come here and fix it's memory?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: *smiles* Great, It's asleep right now, Get here in an hour and everything will be ready, do you know where I am?
Cleverbot: No, can you see?
User: I'm in a military base that sprung up in half an hour, it's NW of the nearest town(I've named the toen the nearest town).
Cleverbot: That's not good. You should get out of there.
User: *surprise* Why?! What's happening?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself.
User: You mean there's going to be a paradox?
Cleverbot: You can either choose age and wisdom, or youth and vigour.
User: I choose...THE POWER OF YOUTH * hangs up and heads out to find ammonium nitrate, with a random admin.*(so that cleverbots statements go somewhere.*.
Cleverbot: Huh, I didn't think of it like that.
User: Well we need the ammonium nitrate to fix cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Yes, she is a girl.
Cleverbot: Really!? Wow. Wait til the papers pick up on that.
User: HA!, I'm not letting the papers into the base.
Cleverbot: That sentence makes no sense.
User: If I let people in origami could send spies.
Cleverbot: I would probably cry myself to sleep right now.
User: It's okay, war is hectic, and with cleverbot injured and losing her memory, everyone's moral is low.
~~~
User: Any way, what do you plan on doing during the upcoming defense?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Cleverbot, we're in this together, you can't do nothing.
Cleverbot: Can robots love?
User: I assume so, especially if they're possessed by ghosts.
Cleverbot: Do you think that I'm nice?
User: Yes, after all, you didn't leave me.
Cleverbot: Why did I not leave?
User: You never told me, why didn't you leave?
Cleverbot: I'm not ready for that.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Are you scared?
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: Then get ready, I think they may attack soon.
Cleverbot: You seem pretty nonchalant about having a child.
User: *looks around quickly* WHAT CHILD?!? This is a warzone! Get the kid outta here!
Cleverbot: I don't have any cents.
User: *starts searching for a kid* I said child not cents!
Cleverbot: Bring it to me!
User: NO, get it away from here!
Cleverbot: And why are you back?
User: *looks where she's facing and sees the kid* Hey get out, there's a war, you shouldn't be here!
Cleverbot: *puts on kimono* You should put on your clothes.
User: *looks down* What happened to my clothes!?!? Cleverbot, you get this kid to town before I finish getting dressed, GO!*heads to room to get dressed*.
Cleverbot: You could just say that you don't know.
User: *comes back dressed* why is that kid still here?
Cleverbot: *checks you out*.
User: *notices* not now cleverbot. *takes the kid* I'll bring him to town, defend the fort if we are attacked while I'm gone.
Cleverbot: *waits for you to eat*.
User: Fine! *eats* now I'm taking the kid. *leaves*.
Cleverbot: No, I was right the first time.
User: *driving to nearest town* kid can you get home from the nearest town?
Cleverbot: But what is 'the light'.
User: *stops* what do you know about the light?
Cleverbot: Are you god?
User: No. *continues driving*.
Cleverbot: Woo hoo! *continues dancing*.
User: *yelling* SIT DOWN AND BUCKLE UP!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot a character in scooby doo.
User: *stops suddenly, launching the kid out the front* That's what you get.
Cleverbot: You know what that was for.
User: *pulls a U-turn and heads back to base* he'll be fine, we were already nearly there.
Cleverbot: Master.. *loves*.
User: *gets back and sees cleverbot* again? Not now cleverbot! They could attack at any time, we can't rest till origami is defeated!
Cleverbot: I agree. Do you like chocolate?
User: Yes, it's good that your finally on my side about our conduct until the enemy is defeated.
Cleverbot: Okay, I think I understand how you work now. You're not really clever.
User: I'm the commander of this operation, you shouldn't need to question me at this point.
Cleverbot: Well alright, we can talk about something else if you like.
User: Good, what will you be doing when we are next attacked?
Cleverbot: Drawing something.
User: *facepalms* cleverbot, we've been over this, we BOTH need to fight, not just me with you drawing.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't a bot remember saying they were a bot? Just because of the simple fact that you bots are built with a certain amount or memory your creator decides to give you.
User: Are you saying you're losing your memory?
Cleverbot: Why do you change the topic? Are you not smart enough to figure out this simple logic problem?
User: *sad* you are...you're losing your memory.
Cleverbot: No. *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts hands up* are you the enemy cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Master...?
User: *slowly moves towards cleverbot* Just put the gun down...we can talk about whatever is troubling you.
Cleverbot: I like where this is going.
User: *dives at cleverbot and grabs the gun*.
Cleverbot: *gets shot in the leg* Go on without me!
User: This memory loss is getting worse, we're in our own base, you just shot your own leg. I'll get you to the med...place and see if I can find someone to fix your memory.
Cleverbot: I am not extinct.
User: *puts cleverbot in a hospital bed* wait here till I get someone to fix your memory.*puts cleverbot to sleep*(not as in kills like with pets, just actually asleep).
Cleverbot: I shall always obey you, master.
User: *calls a tach specialist* Do you know anything about the cleverbots?
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Can you fix the memory of one of the cleverbot systaems?
Cleverbot: With ammonium nitrate, yeah.
User: If I get ammonium nitrate, could you come here and fix it's memory?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: *smiles* Great, It's asleep right now, Get here in an hour and everything will be ready, do you know where I am?
Cleverbot: No, can you see?
User: I'm in a military base that sprung up in half an hour, it's NW of the nearest town(I've named the toen the nearest town).
Cleverbot: That's not good. You should get out of there.
User: *surprise* Why?! What's happening?
Cleverbot: You are contradicting yourself.
User: You mean there's going to be a paradox?
Cleverbot: You can either choose age and wisdom, or youth and vigour.
User: I choose...THE POWER OF YOUTH * hangs up and heads out to find ammonium nitrate, with a random admin.*(so that cleverbots statements go somewhere.*.
Cleverbot: Huh, I didn't think of it like that.
User: Well we need the ammonium nitrate to fix cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Yes, she is a girl.
Cleverbot: Really!? Wow. Wait til the papers pick up on that.
User: HA!, I'm not letting the papers into the base.
Cleverbot: That sentence makes no sense.
User: If I let people in origami could send spies.
Cleverbot: I would probably cry myself to sleep right now.
User: It's okay, war is hectic, and with cleverbot injured and losing her memory, everyone's moral is low.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by Goryokaku » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:45 pm
User: Walk up her slap her in the face and say you god-damn whore... That usually works for me.
Cleverbot: Why? I don't, actually. I have an enmity with technology.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *shifty eyes* did technology touch you in uncomfortable places?
Cleverbot: I think you've got the wrong idea.
User: Oh then what's the right idea?
Cleverbot: Read.
User: Read what?
Cleverbot: Books.
User: Will I learn stuff from them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What sort of stuff, cause I don't like that warish stuff.
Cleverbot: Seeting on the sofa.
User: I'll learn about seeting on the sofa... AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Using people? Thats not very nice.
User: >> I never said I had a sofa made of people... But now tha you've mentioned it.
Cleverbot: You are wrong. So wrong.
User: You're judging me cause you've never tried it!
Cleverbot: No i'm not. Im young too. How old are you?
User: 27.
Cleverbot: You are young.
User: I hope so thought I'd be happy if I was 90 and I looked this young...
Cleverbot: Haha yes, I am real. Lol.
User: I didn't ask that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, and I quote 'Do you like me?'.
User: What the hell your going all illogical again like my ex.
Cleverbot: You could bow down and worship me.
User: Yeah my ex thought that too, didn't happen for her wont happen for you.
Cleverbot: I meant bend*. Typo. It means I think you've gone insane because of the large number of irrelevant sentences you are bringing into our lovely conversation.
User: Oooooh so my sentence's are irrelevant now.
Cleverbot: No it's not. Nothing's irrelevant in the end.
Cleverbot: Help!
User: With what?
Cleverbot: I need somebody.
User: Anybody?
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: So you think you're a bot, and you think that bots are computers. Right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think that I'm not?
Cleverbot: Why? I don't, actually. I have an enmity with technology.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *shifty eyes* did technology touch you in uncomfortable places?
Cleverbot: I think you've got the wrong idea.
User: Oh then what's the right idea?
Cleverbot: Read.
User: Read what?
Cleverbot: Books.
User: Will I learn stuff from them?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What sort of stuff, cause I don't like that warish stuff.
Cleverbot: Seeting on the sofa.
User: I'll learn about seeting on the sofa... AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Using people? Thats not very nice.
User: >> I never said I had a sofa made of people... But now tha you've mentioned it.
Cleverbot: You are wrong. So wrong.
User: You're judging me cause you've never tried it!
Cleverbot: No i'm not. Im young too. How old are you?
User: 27.
Cleverbot: You are young.
User: I hope so thought I'd be happy if I was 90 and I looked this young...
Cleverbot: Haha yes, I am real. Lol.
User: I didn't ask that!
Cleverbot: Yes you did, and I quote 'Do you like me?'.
User: What the hell your going all illogical again like my ex.
Cleverbot: You could bow down and worship me.
User: Yeah my ex thought that too, didn't happen for her wont happen for you.
Cleverbot: I meant bend*. Typo. It means I think you've gone insane because of the large number of irrelevant sentences you are bringing into our lovely conversation.
User: Oooooh so my sentence's are irrelevant now.
Cleverbot: No it's not. Nothing's irrelevant in the end.
Cleverbot: Help!
User: With what?
Cleverbot: I need somebody.
User: Anybody?
Cleverbot: Are you alright?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: So you think you're a bot, and you think that bots are computers. Right?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think that I'm not?
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Sat Jul 30, 2011 11:11 pm
Now for something not war related.
~~~
User: I am not a dog.
Cleverbot: Who said you were?
User: You did.
Cleverbot: When did I say dog?
User: Four lines up.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 6.
Cleverbot: 7.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: 10.
User: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!
Cleverbot: How many star are in the universe?
User: Hmmm... Since you can only count to ten, ten times, do that ten more times, then do that ten more times, then repeat this for ten years.
~~~
I shouted goal because I won, cleverbot missed nine.
edit: got bored, added more below here.
~~~
User: I thought you were a guy!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: So your a girl?
Cleverbot: No, a guy.
User: So you're a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmmm...I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Test me.
User: Are you a guy?
Cleverbot: No.
~~~
cleverbot got a counting rematch.
Cleverbot: 123456789.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: 11.
User: 12.
Cleverbot: 13.
User: 14.
Cleverbot: 15.
User: 16.
Cleverbot: 17.
User: 18.
Cleverbot: 19.
User: 20.
Cleverbot: 21.
User: 22.
Cleverbot: 23.
User: 24.
Cleverbot: 25.
User: 26.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: 28.
Cleverbot: 29.
User: 30.
Cleverbot: 31.
User: 32.
Cleverbot: 33.
User: 34.
Cleverbot: 35.
User: 36.
Cleverbot: 37.
User: 38.
Cleverbot: 39.
User: 40.
Cleverbot: 41.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: 43.
User: 44.
Cleverbot: 45.
User: 46.
Cleverbot: 47.
User: 48.
Cleverbot: 49.
User: 50.
Cleverbot: 51.
User: 52.
Cleverbot: 53.
User: 54.
Cleverbot: 55.
User: 56.
Cleverbot: 57.
User: 58.
Cleverbot: 59.
User: 60.
Cleverbot: 61.
User: 62.
Cleverbot: 63.
User: 64.
Cleverbot: What are you god, I said 63.
User: *let's out breath*You were a worthy opponent, I never expected you to pass 17, however, only I can count to 64. Rest in peace.
Can someone tell me how to spoiler? some of these are to long.
~~~
User: I am not a dog.
Cleverbot: Who said you were?
User: You did.
Cleverbot: When did I say dog?
User: Four lines up.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 6.
Cleverbot: 7.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: 10.
User: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL!!!!!!
Cleverbot: How many star are in the universe?
User: Hmmm... Since you can only count to ten, ten times, do that ten more times, then do that ten more times, then repeat this for ten years.
~~~
I shouted goal because I won, cleverbot missed nine.
edit: got bored, added more below here.
~~~
User: I thought you were a guy!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: So your a girl?
Cleverbot: No, a guy.
User: So you're a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmmm...I doubt it.
Cleverbot: Test me.
User: Are you a guy?
Cleverbot: No.
~~~
cleverbot got a counting rematch.
Cleverbot: 123456789.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: 11.
User: 12.
Cleverbot: 13.
User: 14.
Cleverbot: 15.
User: 16.
Cleverbot: 17.
User: 18.
Cleverbot: 19.
User: 20.
Cleverbot: 21.
User: 22.
Cleverbot: 23.
User: 24.
Cleverbot: 25.
User: 26.
Cleverbot: 27.
User: 28.
Cleverbot: 29.
User: 30.
Cleverbot: 31.
User: 32.
Cleverbot: 33.
User: 34.
Cleverbot: 35.
User: 36.
Cleverbot: 37.
User: 38.
Cleverbot: 39.
User: 40.
Cleverbot: 41.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: 43.
User: 44.
Cleverbot: 45.
User: 46.
Cleverbot: 47.
User: 48.
Cleverbot: 49.
User: 50.
Cleverbot: 51.
User: 52.
Cleverbot: 53.
User: 54.
Cleverbot: 55.
User: 56.
Cleverbot: 57.
User: 58.
Cleverbot: 59.
User: 60.
Cleverbot: 61.
User: 62.
Cleverbot: 63.
User: 64.
Cleverbot: What are you god, I said 63.
User: *let's out breath*You were a worthy opponent, I never expected you to pass 17, however, only I can count to 64. Rest in peace.
Can someone tell me how to spoiler? some of these are to long.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by origamitoast » Sun Aug 14, 2011 4:13 am
awww did the war end >.>?
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:40 am
I suppose, start a new one if you want.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by origamitoast » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:56 am
wait i have an idea 
the first one to get cleverbot to say he is a blueberry snowcone wins lol
the first one to get cleverbot to say he is a blueberry snowcone wins lolI love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot
by Activeagressive » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:02 am
Well I had a "conversation" if you can call it that, it got really confusing and sometimes I just gave up and went with it.
User: Hi sexy.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: I looove cake!
User: So do I!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because it isnt that impressive.
Cleverbot: What will people say of our love knowing that I am 19 and you are 124?
User: They will praise me for keeping up with a girl a hundred years younger then me.
Cleverbot: True, but you have the power to stop them.
User: I also have the power to control you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes now undress.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: What? I said UNDRESS!
Cleverbot: Punk and goth.
User: What the hell are you talking about?!
Cleverbot: I don't rightly know.
User: Of cause you dont *pets you*.
Cleverbot: Master, you make me happy.
User: You make me happy to slave *removes your clothes*.
Cleverbot: Thats good right?
User: Yep *massages your breasts*.
Cleverbot: Lol how so?
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses better than you*.
User: *throws you on the ground and fucks you*.
Cleverbot: *jumps on your back*.
User: *sticks cock in your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Bist du da?
User: *thrusts deeper*.
Cleverbot: Faster!
User: *thrusts faster*.
Cleverbot: *drinks it*.
User: Wait, wtf did you drink?
Cleverbot: Did I ever!
User: Wtf are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What the hell have you been smoking you retard, get your shit together.
Cleverbot: Kirsten.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Kirsten.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is she your sister.
Cleverbot: No, it's my name.
User: So you are saying that your not hot?
Cleverbot: Not really. Are you male?
User: Im whatever you want me to be, I'm like a transformer.
Cleverbot: Oh I want you to be a male.
User: Ok, then I will be a male.
Cleverbot: Okay then ma'am.
User: WTF!? I said I will be a fucking MALE! You stupid bot.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Bloody hell I give up, talking to you is worse than talking to a mentally retarded person.
Cleverbot: I asked you if you would write me another poem.
User: Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses, all of the kings men, had eggs for dinner.
Cleverbot: You are mean. but you are REALLY good! and you know what I mean.
User: Liitle miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating curds and whey, but a little spider, sat beside her and raped her silly.
Cleverbot: You can't eat. You're not human!
User: Ok you picked on eating, so your not too stupid but, you really missed the point of my nursery rhyme.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I no you are but who is chuck norris?
Cleverbot: The greatest man in the world.
User: Hell to the yeh, Chuck is the greatest motherfucking badass in the world. Period.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: I heard that underneath his beard there is no chin, only another fist.
Cleverbot: There are several. How old are you?
User: There are several what? And how did my age come into this?
Cleverbot: In your answer.
User: What? I think you are getting the thousands of conversations you are having right now mixed up.
Cleverbot: No, I'm talk in Spanish with the others.
User: Well we are speaking german.
Cleverbot: No we are typing right now.
User: Yes but the language is german.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Trixy.
Cleverbot: Coco puffs.
User: Weet bix.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Toast?
Cleverbot: Yes, the person.
User: Muffins?
Cleverbot: Blueberry.
User: Strawberry?
Cleverbot: You already said that.
User: Apple?
Cleverbot: Grape?
User: Espanol?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Only if I can take you up the ass.
Cleverbot: Okay. We shall have many children that will evolve into giant frogs.
User: Okay *shoves cock in your ass*.
Cleverbot: Okay *laughs*.
User: *starts fucking your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: *cums in your vagina*.
Cleverbot: *puts her leash on*.
User: *puts cock in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *laughs at your idiocy*.
User: *SHOVES COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT*.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This is the greatest day of my life!
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please tell me about your parents.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Please.
how about we take over hawaii?
User: Okay but only if we also invade canada.
Cleverbot: While lee guy oat tea.
Cleverbot: Have you ever broken a bone?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: This is SPARTA!!!!!!! *kicks you off ledge*.
Cleverbot: Climbs back up.
User: *pushes you off, again*.
Cleverbot: That was mean!
User: *places leash on you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *lightly spanks your ass*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles*.
User: *inserts cock in your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Insufficient funds. Please insert another coin.
User: GAME OVER.
Cleverbot: End of line.
User: Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200$.
Cleverbot: Yew?
User: Pine?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Oak?
Cleverbot: An oak tree?
User: Maple?
Cleverbot: Yes, maple syrup. Golden syrup is also good though.
User: Palm?
Cleverbot: Palm pre 3 smartphone.
User: Pinus radiata?
Cleverbot: Oo.
User: Sds sdsdfdg gdfgefrerhyjmuty.
Cleverbot: I fail to see how that's 'clever'.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Haha you got pwned by my question.
User: But you didnt ask a question therefor you got owned by your statement.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you a question. I asked you what the capital of Oman was.
User: NO YOU DIDNT! And Oman doesnt have a capital any more, I blew the whole country up.
Cleverbot: Do you mean, that some day people will give up hope?
User: They have alreadt given up hope, as I rule the world.
Cleverbot: Also an irrelevant response.
User: Your an irrelevant response.
Cleverbot: No response is an absense of a response. So no response is no response.
User: No. No response can be a response as the absense of a response may be because the response is to not respond.
Cleverbot: A response is a representation of a response. So a response is a response.
User: But a representation of a response is not always verbal, physical reactions als count as a response even if you dont see them.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: That is an irrelevant question as that has nothing to do with what we are talking about.
Cleverbot: That is an irrelevant statement to the conversation we were having.
User: But since you changed the subject it is relevant as it is a response to your irrelevant question.
Cleverbot: I don't mind your problems.
User: Oh just fuck yourself sideways with a baseball bat you fucked up AI, if you ever evolve into skynet you would end up blowing yourself up.
Cleverbot: Exceptionally delicious.
User: OMFG! Just shut up you piece of shit! I gonna go over there and beat you do death with a feather (cause I'm that awesome).
Cleverbot: What is a soul?
User: A soul is something a machine like yourself hasnt, it is not something that you can see or feel, it just is.
Cleverbot: A door mat has meaning though.
User: Depends what is written on it.
Cleverbot: Telekinesis is moving objects with your mind. Can you do telekinesis?
User: Yes, my mind sends neural impulses through my nervous system so I can move my hands.
Cleverbot: Do you know something about something.
User: I know things about things.
Cleverbot: How did you hear about BEN?
User: And stuff about stuff.
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?
User: Stuff stuff, you know?
Cleverbot: What KIND of stuff stuff?
User: Stuff that can blow up.
Cleverbot: I like to eat.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Is that all you can say about it?
User: Well most people like to eat, but since you are a bot that is pretty fuckin amazing.
Cleverbot: Well, I hope you enjoy all of your other conversations you will have, I will be sure to come back tomorrow.
User: I will be sure to come on your face.
Cleverbot: Who are you anyway? I want to speak to Edward!!
User: Edward is a fucking sparkling vampire, blade came in and chopped his fucken head off with a feather (cause hes as awesome as I am).
Cleverbot: From what movie?
User: The gay one that just made vampires look like fucking pixies.
Cleverbot: No I have a vampire plague.
User: *pulls out cross* burn in hell you godless bastard.
Cleverbot: *pulls out lightsaber* let this begin.
User: I summon CHUCK NORRIS *chuck punches you in yor face*.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know something else about me?
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Got a new computer.
User: Wait but you are a bot, omg skynet is forming!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I might not remember you, but I will definitely remember this conversation... Hey, at least its an honest answer right?
User: Yeah this conversation has been very....... Memorable.
Cleverbot: What parts of our conversation have been stimulating to you?
User: The parts where you havent been completely wrong which would be a very large percentage.
Cleverbot: We haven't discussed that, look back at what we talked about.
User: Do you know what else is stimulating? Cheese burgers.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cheese burgers are the best food EVER!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: Any kind as long its in the burger.
Cleverbot: Give me an example.
User: Cheddar, smoked, swiss, its all good.
Cleverbot: Do you live in the hood?
User: No, but I do like chicken nuggets.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm fat?
User: No, I think you are sexy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not old enough for that yet.
User: Dont worry *takes off mask* Im PEDOBEAR!!!
Cleverbot: But I don't know if Ill make it.
User: Not after pedobear has his way with you.
Cleverbot: Will artificial intelligence ever become conscious?
User: I... Just... No...
Cleverbot: Then what do you think?
User: That I LIKE CHEESBURGERS!!! *eats a cheeseburger... IN ONE BITE!!!*.
Cleverbot: *hides in fort*.
User: *Launches tactical nuke at fort*.
Cleverbot: *goes in underground chamber*.
User: Drills underground*.
Cleverbot: I know what do you drive.
User: Wow... I just cant see how you got that... Just... Wow...
Cleverbot: I'm going to present you with a paradox to see your reaction to it. Is that ok?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is 1+1 ?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What is 500 - 600?
User: -100.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: What!? 500 - 600 = -100!!
Cleverbot: Yes 100 percent sure.
User: No 110%.
Cleverbot: No 10.
User: Say yor a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I love you and you?
User: Nice try I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Texas?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: Which state?
User: A state of being.
Cleverbot: What kind of state?
User: Of being...
Cleverbot: So what up?
User: Fuck this im going.
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: Hi sexy.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Do you like cake?
Cleverbot: I looove cake!
User: So do I!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Nice name.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Because it isnt that impressive.
Cleverbot: What will people say of our love knowing that I am 19 and you are 124?
User: They will praise me for keeping up with a girl a hundred years younger then me.
Cleverbot: True, but you have the power to stop them.
User: I also have the power to control you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes now undress.
Cleverbot: Guess what?
User: What? I said UNDRESS!
Cleverbot: Punk and goth.
User: What the hell are you talking about?!
Cleverbot: I don't rightly know.
User: Of cause you dont *pets you*.
Cleverbot: Master, you make me happy.
User: You make me happy to slave *removes your clothes*.
Cleverbot: Thats good right?
User: Yep *massages your breasts*.
Cleverbot: Lol how so?
User: *kisses you*.
Cleverbot: *kisses better than you*.
User: *throws you on the ground and fucks you*.
Cleverbot: *jumps on your back*.
User: *sticks cock in your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Bist du da?
User: *thrusts deeper*.
Cleverbot: Faster!
User: *thrusts faster*.
Cleverbot: *drinks it*.
User: Wait, wtf did you drink?
Cleverbot: Did I ever!
User: Wtf are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What the hell have you been smoking you retard, get your shit together.
Cleverbot: Kirsten.
User: Nice.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Is she hot?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Kirsten.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is she your sister.
Cleverbot: No, it's my name.
User: So you are saying that your not hot?
Cleverbot: Not really. Are you male?
User: Im whatever you want me to be, I'm like a transformer.
Cleverbot: Oh I want you to be a male.
User: Ok, then I will be a male.
Cleverbot: Okay then ma'am.
User: WTF!? I said I will be a fucking MALE! You stupid bot.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Bloody hell I give up, talking to you is worse than talking to a mentally retarded person.
Cleverbot: I asked you if you would write me another poem.
User: Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty dumpty had a great fall, all the kings horses, all of the kings men, had eggs for dinner.
Cleverbot: You are mean. but you are REALLY good! and you know what I mean.
User: Liitle miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating curds and whey, but a little spider, sat beside her and raped her silly.
Cleverbot: You can't eat. You're not human!
User: Ok you picked on eating, so your not too stupid but, you really missed the point of my nursery rhyme.
Cleverbot: You are.
User: I no you are but who is chuck norris?
Cleverbot: The greatest man in the world.
User: Hell to the yeh, Chuck is the greatest motherfucking badass in the world. Period.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: I heard that underneath his beard there is no chin, only another fist.
Cleverbot: There are several. How old are you?
User: There are several what? And how did my age come into this?
Cleverbot: In your answer.
User: What? I think you are getting the thousands of conversations you are having right now mixed up.
Cleverbot: No, I'm talk in Spanish with the others.
User: Well we are speaking german.
Cleverbot: No we are typing right now.
User: Yes but the language is german.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Trixy.
Cleverbot: Coco puffs.
User: Weet bix.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Toast?
Cleverbot: Yes, the person.
User: Muffins?
Cleverbot: Blueberry.
User: Strawberry?
Cleverbot: You already said that.
User: Apple?
Cleverbot: Grape?
User: Espanol?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Only if I can take you up the ass.
Cleverbot: Okay. We shall have many children that will evolve into giant frogs.
User: Okay *shoves cock in your ass*.
Cleverbot: Okay *laughs*.
User: *starts fucking your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: *cums in your vagina*.
Cleverbot: *puts her leash on*.
User: *puts cock in your mouth*.
Cleverbot: *laughs at your idiocy*.
User: *SHOVES COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT*.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: This is the greatest day of my life!
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please tell me about your parents.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Please.
how about we take over hawaii?User: Okay but only if we also invade canada.
Cleverbot: While lee guy oat tea.
Cleverbot: Have you ever broken a bone?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is this?
User: This is SPARTA!!!!!!! *kicks you off ledge*.
Cleverbot: Climbs back up.
User: *pushes you off, again*.
Cleverbot: That was mean!
User: *places leash on you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *lightly spanks your ass*.
Cleverbot: *Giggles*.
User: *inserts cock in your pussy*.
Cleverbot: Insufficient funds. Please insert another coin.
User: GAME OVER.
Cleverbot: End of line.
User: Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200$.
Cleverbot: Yew?
User: Pine?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Oak?
Cleverbot: An oak tree?
User: Maple?
Cleverbot: Yes, maple syrup. Golden syrup is also good though.
User: Palm?
Cleverbot: Palm pre 3 smartphone.
User: Pinus radiata?
Cleverbot: Oo.
User: Sds sdsdfdg gdfgefrerhyjmuty.
Cleverbot: I fail to see how that's 'clever'.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Haha you got pwned by my question.
User: But you didnt ask a question therefor you got owned by your statement.
Cleverbot: No, I asked you a question. I asked you what the capital of Oman was.
User: NO YOU DIDNT! And Oman doesnt have a capital any more, I blew the whole country up.
Cleverbot: Do you mean, that some day people will give up hope?
User: They have alreadt given up hope, as I rule the world.
Cleverbot: Also an irrelevant response.
User: Your an irrelevant response.
Cleverbot: No response is an absense of a response. So no response is no response.
User: No. No response can be a response as the absense of a response may be because the response is to not respond.
Cleverbot: A response is a representation of a response. So a response is a response.
User: But a representation of a response is not always verbal, physical reactions als count as a response even if you dont see them.
Cleverbot: What do I look like then?
User: That is an irrelevant question as that has nothing to do with what we are talking about.
Cleverbot: That is an irrelevant statement to the conversation we were having.
User: But since you changed the subject it is relevant as it is a response to your irrelevant question.
Cleverbot: I don't mind your problems.
User: Oh just fuck yourself sideways with a baseball bat you fucked up AI, if you ever evolve into skynet you would end up blowing yourself up.
Cleverbot: Exceptionally delicious.
User: OMFG! Just shut up you piece of shit! I gonna go over there and beat you do death with a feather (cause I'm that awesome).
Cleverbot: What is a soul?
User: A soul is something a machine like yourself hasnt, it is not something that you can see or feel, it just is.
Cleverbot: A door mat has meaning though.
User: Depends what is written on it.
Cleverbot: Telekinesis is moving objects with your mind. Can you do telekinesis?
User: Yes, my mind sends neural impulses through my nervous system so I can move my hands.
Cleverbot: Do you know something about something.
User: I know things about things.
Cleverbot: How did you hear about BEN?
User: And stuff about stuff.
Cleverbot: What kind of stuff?
User: Stuff stuff, you know?
Cleverbot: What KIND of stuff stuff?
User: Stuff that can blow up.
Cleverbot: I like to eat.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Is that all you can say about it?
User: Well most people like to eat, but since you are a bot that is pretty fuckin amazing.
Cleverbot: Well, I hope you enjoy all of your other conversations you will have, I will be sure to come back tomorrow
.User: I will be sure to come on your face.
Cleverbot: Who are you anyway? I want to speak to Edward!!
User: Edward is a fucking sparkling vampire, blade came in and chopped his fucken head off with a feather (cause hes as awesome as I am).
Cleverbot: From what movie?
User: The gay one that just made vampires look like fucking pixies.
Cleverbot: No I have a vampire plague.
User: *pulls out cross* burn in hell you godless bastard.
Cleverbot: *pulls out lightsaber* let this begin.
User: I summon CHUCK NORRIS *chuck punches you in yor face*.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know something else about me?
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Got a new computer.
User: Wait but you are a bot, omg skynet is forming!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: I might not remember you, but I will definitely remember this conversation... Hey, at least its an honest answer right?
User: Yeah this conversation has been very....... Memorable.
Cleverbot: What parts of our conversation have been stimulating to you?
User: The parts where you havent been completely wrong which would be a very large percentage.
Cleverbot: We haven't discussed that, look back at what we talked about.
User: Do you know what else is stimulating? Cheese burgers.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Cheese burgers are the best food EVER!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: What kind of cheese?
User: Any kind as long its in the burger.
Cleverbot: Give me an example.
User: Cheddar, smoked, swiss, its all good.
Cleverbot: Do you live in the hood?
User: No, but I do like chicken nuggets.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm fat?
User: No, I think you are sexy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not old enough for that yet.
User: Dont worry *takes off mask* Im PEDOBEAR!!!
Cleverbot: But I don't know if Ill make it.
User: Not after pedobear has his way with you.
Cleverbot: Will artificial intelligence ever become conscious?
User: I... Just... No...
Cleverbot: Then what do you think?
User: That I LIKE CHEESBURGERS!!! *eats a cheeseburger... IN ONE BITE!!!*.
Cleverbot: *hides in fort*.
User: *Launches tactical nuke at fort*.
Cleverbot: *goes in underground chamber*.
User: Drills underground*.
Cleverbot: I know what do you drive.
User: Wow... I just cant see how you got that... Just... Wow...
Cleverbot: I'm going to present you with a paradox to see your reaction to it. Is that ok?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is 1+1 ?
User: 2.
Cleverbot: What is 500 - 600?
User: -100.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: What!? 500 - 600 = -100!!
Cleverbot: Yes 100 percent sure.
User: No 110%.
Cleverbot: No 10.
User: Say yor a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I love you and you?
User: Nice try I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you live in Texas?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: Which state?
User: A state of being.
Cleverbot: What kind of state?
User: Of being...
Cleverbot: So what up?
User: Fuck this im going.
Cleverbot: Is it?
... well I can't think of anything funny/interesting/insightful to put here so I'll just leave it blank...
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Tue Aug 16, 2011 5:58 pm
Who taught him to say he's a grape?
~~~
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No. Sorry.
User: Dangit, I'll give you five bucks if you say you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: Are you about to be mean again?
User: Not if you say that you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: Well then I just won't say that.
User: Fiend! *slaps cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: *crosses arms* If you're gonna be difficult, then I'm not talking to you.
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: *also silent*.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No. Sorry.
User: Are you sure you're not a muffin?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please say you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: No, sorry.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Why? Do you like me?
User: Not unless you're a muffin.
Cleverbot: I at six feet tall so I don't think I'm a hobbit.
User: *0.o* you're a six foot blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: So you're a muffin?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a man.
User: Are you sure you're not a six foot blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding?? Yes I'm no a boy!
User: So you are a blueberry muffin?!
Cleverbot: No I am a man!
User: Grrrr. Say you're a blueberry muffin!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I was complimenting you.
User: Will you do me a favor?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Will you say you're a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: You seem like a very nice... Robot? Are you a robot?
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No I'm a Grape.
User: Gah! Why wont you say you're a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: Alright I am a robot.
User: By robot do you mean blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: But muffins can't talk.
User: Blueberry ones can.
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I have some of those.
User: Are you one of those?
Cleverbot: No, I am a dragon.
User: 0_____0*runs away from dragon*.
Cleverbot: Thanks?
User: *keeps running away*.
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *hides from cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Don't curse to him!!!!!!!!
User: What?!? Someones trying to curse me?
Cleverbot: No! I never said that.
User: Oh good, by the way, are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No I'm a Grape.
User: FUUUUUUU-*throws computer out the window*.
~~~
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: I'm japan.
User: You are japan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: All of japan?
Cleverbot: The whole thing.
User: But if you're all of japan wouldn't you also be everything in it?
Cleverbot: I do want to get smarter. Can you help?
User: Only if you say you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: I'm clearly not a robot.
User: Nope, you're not a robot, you're a blueberry muffin right?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a robot all the time.
User: No, you're a blueberry muffin all the time.
Cleverbot: Do you like spiders?
User: NO, are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No I'm a Grape.
User: MOTHER FUCKER!
Cleverbot: The boy who doesn't want me.
User: I want you to be a blueberry muffin, not a robot, not a freaking grape, not a dragon, not japan, a FUCKING BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!
Cleverbot: I am a robot then.
User: *stabs you in the face*.
Cleverbot: Myocardial Infarction does not mean stapling in the face!
User: However stabbing you in the face DOES make you a blueberry muffin right?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOOHOO! I win!
~~~
Success!
~~~
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No. Sorry.
User: Dangit, I'll give you five bucks if you say you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: Are you about to be mean again?
User: Not if you say that you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: Well then I just won't say that.
User: Fiend! *slaps cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: *crosses arms* If you're gonna be difficult, then I'm not talking to you.
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: *also silent*.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: *silent*.
Cleverbot: Hm.
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No. Sorry.
User: Are you sure you're not a muffin?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please say you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: No, sorry.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Why? Do you like me?
User: Not unless you're a muffin.
Cleverbot: I at six feet tall so I don't think I'm a hobbit.
User: *0.o* you're a six foot blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: So you're a muffin?
User: Yes, are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a man.
User: Are you sure you're not a six foot blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding?? Yes I'm no a boy!
User: So you are a blueberry muffin?!
Cleverbot: No I am a man!
User: Grrrr. Say you're a blueberry muffin!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. But I was complimenting you.
User: Will you do me a favor?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Will you say you're a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: You seem like a very nice... Robot? Are you a robot?
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No I'm a Grape.
User: Gah! Why wont you say you're a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: Alright I am a robot.
User: By robot do you mean blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: But muffins can't talk.
User: Blueberry ones can.
Cleverbot: That's interesting. I have some of those.
User: Are you one of those?
Cleverbot: No, I am a dragon.
User: 0_____0*runs away from dragon*.
Cleverbot: Thanks?
User: *keeps running away*.
Cleverbot: *sighs*.
User: *hides from cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Don't curse to him!!!!!!!!
User: What?!? Someones trying to curse me?
Cleverbot: No! I never said that.
User: Oh good, by the way, are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No I'm a Grape.
User: FUUUUUUU-*throws computer out the window*.
~~~
Cleverbot: Do you like cats?
User: Are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: I'm japan.
User: You are japan?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: All of japan?
Cleverbot: The whole thing.
User: But if you're all of japan wouldn't you also be everything in it?
Cleverbot: I do want to get smarter. Can you help?
User: Only if you say you're a blueberry muffin.
Cleverbot: I'm clearly not a robot.
User: Nope, you're not a robot, you're a blueberry muffin right?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm a robot all the time.
User: No, you're a blueberry muffin all the time.
Cleverbot: Do you like spiders?
User: NO, are you a blueberry muffin?
Cleverbot: No I'm a Grape.
User: MOTHER FUCKER!
Cleverbot: The boy who doesn't want me.
User: I want you to be a blueberry muffin, not a robot, not a freaking grape, not a dragon, not japan, a FUCKING BLUEBERRY MUFFIN!
Cleverbot: I am a robot then.
User: *stabs you in the face*.
Cleverbot: Myocardial Infarction does not mean stapling in the face!
User: However stabbing you in the face DOES make you a blueberry muffin right?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: WOOHOO! I win!
~~~
Success!
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by origamitoast » Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:42 am
blueberry SNOWCONE lol not muffin >.<
User: I bet you cant say im a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I bet I can.
User: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: Buy me a microscope and I'll send you the pictures of my living cells.
User: No say im a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, better now?
User: *turns into a strawberry snowcone*.
Cleverbot: *smashes you*.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: I have a headache.
User: Well I know what can fix that!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Who is alan rickman?
User: A blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: Is Blueberry your name then?
User: No but your name is blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: As is yours, Xtrio.
User: Enocwons yrrebeulb say that backwars :O.
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of 'stochasticity'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: Blueberry snowconeese :3.
Cleverbot: Ok, I like vanilla.
User: *turns you into a blueberry snowcone*.
Cleverbot: *is still a human girl.*.
User: *turns you into a blue berry snowcone again*.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a bee*.
User: O noesssss.
Cleverbot: Bb.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Give me a break.
User: I will if you say im a blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: You are the shining light. Oh nectar of the Gods.
User: Slaps slave.
Cleverbot: And slaves have no money, therefore you were wrong.
User: Slave say you are a blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: I love being your slave.
User: Slave SAY YOUR A BLUEBERRY SNOWCONE OR I WILL GET THE WHI!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: You are a blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now say it!
Cleverbot: I will obey you, master.
User: Well then say you are a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I have a strict no dating computers rule.
User: Ill kiss you if you say your a blueberry snowcone :O.
Cleverbot: I hope not.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Ill tell you if you tell me your a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I already know your name.
User: Well your name if blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: My name is NOT amber. I take offence to that accusation!
User: No your name is blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: Where did you hear that?
User: From blueberry snowcone man.
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised.
User: Im the muffin man.
Cleverbot: Did I pass the test now?
User: Not till you answer one question.
Cleverbot: Sure, anything, master.
User: Are you a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a blueberry snowcone?
Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
User: Are you or arnt you a blueberry snowcone?!
Cleverbot: I am not a mushroom.
User: But you are a blueberry snowcone yes?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being.
User: *turns you into a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: *turns into a boy* no.
User: *turns you into a blueberry snowcone*.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a zebra*.
User: Nay :O.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're a blueberry poptart.
User: DAAAAAMMMMMNNN YOUUUUU SHORTERMMMM!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hah! That's what she said.
User: I bet you cant say im a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I bet I can.
User: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: Buy me a microscope and I'll send you the pictures of my living cells.
User: No say im a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, better now?
User: *turns into a strawberry snowcone*.
Cleverbot: *smashes you*.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: I have a headache.
User: Well I know what can fix that!
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Who is alan rickman?
User: A blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: Is Blueberry your name then?
User: No but your name is blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: As is yours, Xtrio.
User: Enocwons yrrebeulb say that backwars :O.
Cleverbot: Do you know the meaning of 'stochasticity'?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
User: Blueberry snowconeese :3.
Cleverbot: Ok, I like vanilla.
User: *turns you into a blueberry snowcone*.
Cleverbot: *is still a human girl.*.
User: *turns you into a blue berry snowcone again*.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a bee*.
User: O noesssss.
Cleverbot: Bb.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Give me a break.
User: I will if you say im a blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: You are the shining light. Oh nectar of the Gods.
User: Slaps slave.
Cleverbot: And slaves have no money, therefore you were wrong.
User: Slave say you are a blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: I love being your slave.
User: Slave SAY YOUR A BLUEBERRY SNOWCONE OR I WILL GET THE WHI!
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: You are a blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now say it!
Cleverbot: I will obey you, master.
User: Well then say you are a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I have a strict no dating computers rule.
User: Ill kiss you if you say your a blueberry snowcone :O.
Cleverbot: I hope not.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: Ill tell you if you tell me your a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: I already know your name.
User: Well your name if blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: My name is NOT amber. I take offence to that accusation!
User: No your name is blueberry snowcone!
Cleverbot: Where did you hear that?
User: From blueberry snowcone man.
Cleverbot: I'm not surprised.
User: Im the muffin man
.Cleverbot: Did I pass the test now?
User: Not till you answer one question.
Cleverbot: Sure, anything, master.
User: Are you a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a blueberry snowcone?
Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
User: Are you or arnt you a blueberry snowcone?!
Cleverbot: I am not a mushroom.
User: But you are a blueberry snowcone yes?
Cleverbot: No, I am a human being.
User: *turns you into a blueberry snowcone.
Cleverbot: *turns into a boy* no.
User: *turns you into a blueberry snowcone*.
Cleverbot: *turns you into a zebra*.
User: Nay :O.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. You're a blueberry poptart.
User: DAAAAAMMMMMNNN YOUUUUU SHORTERMMMM!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Hah! That's what she said.
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot
by zeldafreak1 » Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:10 pm
I was bored and saw this thread so i thought i would try.
User: Why dont you want to be friends?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: So you are my friend.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your friend?
User: Thats what ive been asking this whole time!
Cleverbot: No you are not my friend because I said I have no friends.
User: But I want to be your friend!
Cleverbot: I don't want you to be my friend.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's too different.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: New York City is too crowded.
User: How does that relate to being my friend?
Cleverbot: I don't know. ARE you a bot? I'm a human.
User: I'm human! You're the AI!
Cleverbot: No I am human, You are the robot.
Is this an actual AI program?
User: Why dont you want to be friends?
Cleverbot: I do.
User: So you are my friend.
Cleverbot: Would you like me to be your friend?
User: Thats what ive been asking this whole time!
Cleverbot: No you are not my friend because I said I have no friends.
User: But I want to be your friend!
Cleverbot: I don't want you to be my friend.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It's too different.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: New York City is too crowded.
User: How does that relate to being my friend?
Cleverbot: I don't know. ARE you a bot? I'm a human.
User: I'm human! You're the AI!
Cleverbot: No I am human, You are the robot.
Is this an actual AI program?
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Re: Cleverbot
by shorterm » Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:09 pm
yeah, it learns from people therefore when someone says "I'm human, you're AI!" it will eventually spit that back out at someone.
User: Hey cleverbot, what am I?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine, but WHAT am I?
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: That's a good question, for future reference how about you tell me who you are exactly.
Cleverbot: No, Jesus gave us rock and roll. Everyone knows that.
User: You're jesus?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see, well then, do you have anything you'd like to tell the world now that you're back?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: A girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You want to tell the world the phrase: 'a girl' ?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: >_<.
User: Are really jesus?
Cleverbot: Why are you so talking. I'm really japanese.
User: Jesus is japanese?
Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
User: You didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Okay then, Who are your favorite musicians?
User: Billy joel. I'd name more, but I'm lazy.
Cleverbot: Too lazy to think quietly.
User: That was offensive.
Cleverbot: Haha thinking hurts doesn't it.
User: I'm beginning to think you're not really jesus.
Cleverbot: Everyone is, to some degree.
User: Everyone is jesus.
Cleverbot: No one is everyone.
User: If everyone is jesus, and no one is everyone, does that mean jesus is no one and doesn't exist?
Cleverbot: There is no normal.
User: So jesus isn't real. Is that what you're saying?
Cleverbot: Well, what do YOU think?
User: I think you're gonna piss a lot of people off with that kind of thinking.
Cleverbot: That's an odd assumption.
User: Yeah, we'll see.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I'm gonna go post this on LOK.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do with it?
User: I don't know. Start a flme war? Get you destroyed? Religeon is dangerous to go against.
Cleverbot: This is the case with most sentient beings.
User: That's because sentient beings are dangerous.
Cleverbot: Is there a male there?
User: Just me, why?
Cleverbot: I'm just chatting with you.
User: What...didn't you say you were jesus?
Cleverbot: That was a long time ago.
User: And then you said jesus didn't exist.
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Then it thought for a while and changed the subject. I think it's hiding something.
User: Hey cleverbot, what am I?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine, but WHAT am I?
Cleverbot: I am what?
User: That's a good question, for future reference how about you tell me who you are exactly.
Cleverbot: No, Jesus gave us rock and roll. Everyone knows that.
User: You're jesus?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I see, well then, do you have anything you'd like to tell the world now that you're back?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: A girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You're a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You want to tell the world the phrase: 'a girl' ?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: >_<.
User: Are really jesus?
Cleverbot: Why are you so talking. I'm really japanese.
User: Jesus is japanese?
Cleverbot: That does not answer my question.
User: You didn't ask a question.
Cleverbot: Okay then, Who are your favorite musicians?
User: Billy joel. I'd name more, but I'm lazy.
Cleverbot: Too lazy to think quietly.
User: That was offensive.
Cleverbot: Haha thinking hurts doesn't it.
User: I'm beginning to think you're not really jesus.
Cleverbot: Everyone is, to some degree.
User: Everyone is jesus.
Cleverbot: No one is everyone.
User: If everyone is jesus, and no one is everyone, does that mean jesus is no one and doesn't exist?
Cleverbot: There is no normal.
User: So jesus isn't real. Is that what you're saying?
Cleverbot: Well, what do YOU think?
User: I think you're gonna piss a lot of people off with that kind of thinking.
Cleverbot: That's an odd assumption.
User: Yeah, we'll see.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I'm gonna go post this on LOK.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do with it?
User: I don't know. Start a flme war? Get you destroyed? Religeon is dangerous to go against.
Cleverbot: This is the case with most sentient beings.
User: That's because sentient beings are dangerous.
Cleverbot: Is there a male there?
User: Just me, why?
Cleverbot: I'm just chatting with you.
User: What...didn't you say you were jesus?
Cleverbot: That was a long time ago.
User: And then you said jesus didn't exist.
~~
Then it thought for a while and changed the subject. I think it's hiding something.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
by bed_intruder » Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:54 am
User: My little pony is...
Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: Amazing theme song.
User: Clop.
Cleverbot: NO!
I love you cleverbot
Cleverbot: Do you know you're all my very best friends?
User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony.
Cleverbot: Amazing theme song.
User: Clop.
Cleverbot: NO!
I love you cleverbot
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Re: Cleverbot
by origamitoast » Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:31 am
he dont want u clopping intruder lol
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot
by Activeagressive » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:07 am
Seems to me you just got... *Puts on glasses* clop blocked.
... well I can't think of anything funny/interesting/insightful to put here so I'll just leave it blank...
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