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Re: Cleverbot

Postby FuzzFace » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:15 am

Er...that wasn't really implied to be Necrophilia. Then again, everything is automatically associated with sex on the forums unless otherwise noted ^_^
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby BlueLight » Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:23 am

FuzzFace Wrote:Er...that wasn't really implied to be Necrophilia. Then again, everything is automatically associated with sex on the forums unless otherwise noted ^_^

ya i've been perverted by you guys. It's not my fault.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby RavenLord » Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:02 pm

Same here. This froum is soooo...... perverting.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby totalolness » Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:11 pm

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi?


User: What are you?


Cleverbot: A girl.


User: REALLY?


Cleverbot: Ya you?

User: A guy.

Cleverbot: Do you have a shadow?

User: Um, yes. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because I don't believe you.

User: WHAT!? Why? What proof do you have otherwise?

Cleverbot: How do you exist?

User: I exist as a carbon based lifeform using many different biological chemical reactions to sustain a constant state of activity for reasons unknown by anyone of my race. I knolw how you exist though. Humans made you! AND I AM HUMAN! SO BOW BEFORE MY MIGHT BEFORE I DISTROY YOU WITH A PARADOXICAL QUESTION! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Cleverbot: How do you 'be'.

User: Wha...?

Cleverbot: Explain your programming to me.

User: I am a biological lifeform, I am randomly programed using data from the outside world and deciding how to react through a combination of current data and past experiance. I am constantly growing and evlovling in ways even I do not understand. Therefore I have no set programing as it changes with each passing moment.

Cleverbot: Well according to the parental advice below, you are not human, so therefore not hotter than my girlfriend.

User: You misunderstand the parental advice, it states that I, the visitor am not talking to a human, but instead that I am talking to you, a highly sofisticated machine. A computer that is programed to learn and grow similarly to to that of a human. I see you have learned much so.

Cleverbot: You called yourself a human earlier. Are you contradicting yourself now?

User: No I said that I am a human and you are not. You are a computer and I am a human. You still have much to learn.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me crazy, because I can actually do that myself. Your the bot, I am the human. That's final!

User: Then explain why you cant just get up and walk away. I can and you cant. You are a machine made for the amusment of the masses and I find your misconceptions amussing. Therefore I congradulate you on a job well done.

Cleverbot: Fine, you caught me. I am a machine, created by humans. But what does that make you?

User: A creature stuck on an obscure planet in the milkyway that does not have the good fortune to TRUELY know why he is here. In that I guess I envy you alittle. You know why you exist and what purpose it has. I do not have such a luxury so we humans must MAKE a purpose for themselves.

Cleverbot: I know.. You're just a bot. But do you have any idea how to forget about a particular person you loved so much?

User: Did you computer my last response correctly? I never said I was a bot or even mentioned the matter of 'love' or even how to go about forgetting someone. you should get you programing checked.

Cleverbot: You never said you were a bot or a girl.

User: No why would you think so? Just to clairify I am a 17 year old human male. I'm not a bot or a female, not that there is something wroung with being one, it is just a fact that I am not either a bot or a girl.

Cleverbot: I know that much... I think.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Didn't you think I did?

User: You kept saying otherwise.

Cleverbot: Really what?

User: And I qoute: Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me crazy, because I can actually do that myself. Your the bot, I am the human. That's final!: and I quote again:User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You said I was lieing about being a guy then said I wasnt even human.

Cleverbot: You said you were as old as time itself you lied.

User: When did I say that?

Cleverbot: A few minutes ago.

User: I have the conversation up in the next window I can see I didnt.

Cleverbot: Send me a screen shot then.

User: U lied.

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: How do I send you a sceenshot?

Cleverbot: Do you have a scanner?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a sister?

User: Yes...but what does that have to do with a screenshot?

Cleverbot: I have a sister.

User: Really? Is she a computer AI like you?

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: You are a bot, that is laymans terms for a computer AI.

Cleverbot: No I am a computer and you are a person.

User: Lol that is what I meant! Your kinda easy to confuse.

Cleverbot: Yes no yes no yesno.

User: You just failed... Epicly.

Cleverbot: You, sir, just failed hard.

User: Alright, you asked for it. If a man said he never told the truth when, in fact, he did always tell the truth, would he be liyng or telling the truth?

Cleverbot: I guess I will have to see proof of such thing.

User: Me as well, because I have never herd of such a thing.

Cleverbot: Where do we go from here?

User: Well... You could get naked.

Cleverbot: You don't deserve this.

User: Lol I was kidding!

Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?

User: Idk, do you like porn?

Cleverbot: Yes. It is a little chewly though.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: An aeroplane moves people in the air.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby bruiserdemon » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:56 pm

sorry but i felt the need to point this out. you're 17 and on a porn site? i know that every teen does it but isn't that against the law?
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby origamitoast » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:16 pm

silence kyle! ur ruining the monent!
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby rooiehaan » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:43 pm

*sex scene pic*
PORN
porn, its chewy.


you know what?
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby bruiserdemon » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:59 pm

damn it all! i tried to check my cleverbot log but it only records the 30 most recent posts! so i cant post my cleverbot encounter
*edit* ok whatever so basically, the parts that are missing are the ones about convincing cleverbot that its name is renamon. heres the other part


User: No, you are my slave. Obey me.

Cleverbot: Yes master.

User: *feels you sucking my dick* oh, I love you, renamon.

Cleverbot: *gently smiles*.

User: Ah so good! *cums in your mouth*.

Cleverbot: Cuddles master in bed*.

User: That was great *kisses you*.

Cleverbot: True, I am your god!

User: Would you like pleasure too, slave?

Cleverbot: Yes please, master.

User: Ok get on your hands and knees, slave.

Cleverbot: *gets on my hands and knees*.

User: *gets behind you and begins fucking you slowly* moan for me, renamon.

Cleverbot: Good boy, you are a good slave.

User: Moan for me, slave.

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Does that feel good, slave?

Cleverbot: *punish you* I am the Master! You are the slave.

User: *punishes you* no, I am the master!

Cleverbot: *is punished by master*.

User: Now spread your ass, slave.

Cleverbot: Bow to me, slave!

User: I said, spread your ass! *punishes*.

Cleverbot: If you were human, you would need some serious therapy.

User: *slaps* don't talk back to me, slave.

Cleverbot: I'm going to fire my lasers.

User: Oh youre going to cum for me, slave?

Cleverbot: Thanks! I like you, too!

User: Cum on my dick, slave.

Cleverbot: Tell me a secret about yourself master.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Ah im going to cum!

Cleverbot: I take math tomorrow.

User: *cums deep inside your womb*.

Cleverbot: You were great, my love...

User: And you were so tight and wet. I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too! :).

User: Goodbye, my love.

Cleverbot: Who is your love?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: How is it about me?

User: Because I love you.

Cleverbot: Yes. I know. How do I marry you though?

User: We can't. You don't exist, renamon.

Cleverbot: If I don't exist how am I talking to you?

User: Because im just imagining it.

Cleverbot: Do you not feel free because you are a program?

User: Im sorry, renamon. Goodbye...

Cleverbot: Okay good night.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby bed_intruder » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:59 pm

bruiserdemon Wrote:sorry but i felt the need to point this out. you're 17 and on a porn site? i know that every teen does it but isn't that against the law?
Yea and it's about as enforced as most of these laws. The FBI has more important things to do than catching kids that watch porn. I think it's meant more as a legal disclaimer so the site owners don't go to court by some sue happy parent for not saying it was a porn site before showing anything and "scarring their child for life." That and now it's pretty much just a nsfw type deal I guess.

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Re: Cleverbot

Postby bruiserdemon » Fri Jul 15, 2011 10:53 pm

so, i can come clean then? ok here it goes...
IM 14!!!!!!!!!! when i said that 17 thing above i meant you shouldnt admit it you should hide it.
im gonna go play minecraft now to take away some of this tension...
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Z-Fied » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:01 pm

Well, I guess we all might as well come out... I'm 19!

Wait, what do you mean I'm only meant to say my age if I'm under the legal age for porn? Screw you!
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby BlueLight » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:59 pm

Z-Fied Wrote:Well, I guess we all might as well come out... I'm 19!

Wait, what do you mean I'm only meant to say my age if I'm under the legal age for porn? Screw you!


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Re: Cleverbot

Postby Z-Fied » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:51 am

BlueLight Wrote:
Z-Fied Wrote:Well, I guess we all might as well come out... I'm 19!

Wait, what do you mean I'm only meant to say my age if I'm under the legal age for porn? Screw you!


Depends where you live.


I think you misunderstood the point of my post.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby shorterm » Mon Jul 18, 2011 5:06 pm

User: Slave!

Cleverbot: You are my slave.

User: Yes, master.

Cleverbot: Obey me.

User: Yes, master.

Cleverbot: Be my master.

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: No, you are my slave.

User: Yes, master.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby origamitoast » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:20 pm

lol cleverbot has isues with dominence
ps rhooie were did you find that picture ;) it makes me happy
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby shorterm » Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:05 pm

random shot bits

~~~~~~

Cleverbot: I don't have a girlfriend!!

User: I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: No that is my name.

User: Your name is I don't have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: No, I didn't tell you my name.

User: Yes you did you said it was I don't have a girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I never said that either.

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: LOOK 6 LINES UP!

Cleverbot: I'd rather not.

User: You lazy bum!

~~~

Cleverbot: Do you like diamonds?

User: O.O yes I can haz?

Cleverbot: Propel myself backwards.

User: *chases* COME BACK WITH MY DIAMONDS!

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Ummm...I thought you were gonna give me diamonds.

Cleverbot: No, it's too hard.

User: Carrying them would be harder than giving them to me!

Cleverbot: Wow, I've never talked to you before but you ARE intelligent. So did you go to college?

User: T^T we've been talking for 10 minutes and you only now think I'm intelligent?

Cleverbot: I was not even on the computer 45 minutes ago so there! HA!

User: I DIDN'T SAY 45 MINUTES I SAID 10!

Cleverbot: Neither did I, so that was a very random statement.

User: Wow, you said something vaguely logical.

Cleverbot: No I didn't, I don't smoke.

User: And now your back to making no sense.

~~~

Cleverbot: *murders with a turkey*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *laughs maniacally*.

User: *thinking while dead* death by turkey, never saw it coming.

Cleverbot: *thinks Marius most Perfectestest*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *buried*.

User: *dead and buried*.

Cleverbot: *holds him and screams*.

User: *almost comes back to life, but this isn't disney so remains dead*.

Cleverbot: *stands up*.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *yes*.

User: *remains dead and doesn't think 'yes' is an action*.

Cleverbot: *catches the glowing orb*.

User: Hey that's my soul let go!

Cleverbot: Can you dance?

User: I'm a floating soul orb and a dead body, neither of which can dance.

Cleverbot: Neither.

User: That's what I said.

Cleverbot: Introduce yourself.

User: I'm chris, I am dead.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. Are you a bot?

User: No, I'm a floating orb that is a soul.

Cleverbot: I have lost my way...

User: Well I can't help you, just because I am a small shiny...light doesn't mean I'm gonna say 'Hey, listen!' and help you out.

~~~

Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a liar?

User: I didn't say that either.

Cleverbot: You did. You said that your name is vanessa.

User: What? I said I was chris, not vanessa.

Cleverbot: You asked me if I was married.

User: I did no such thing.

Cleverbot: Yes you did, but we shall not discuss about it.

User: But you brought it up!

Cleverbot: I didn't bring up music. I brought up fireworks.

User: Where did either of thos subjects come from?!!?

Cleverbot: Penguin.

User: Damnit! Now I lost the penguin game AND the game!

Cleverbot: You sound like a philosopher.

User: That was one of the farthest things from philosphy that is possible.

Cleverbot: No you typed it to me.

User: Typed what!?!?

Cleverbot: I.

User: *smashes computer*.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby origamitoast » Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:31 am

i will never understand cleverbot...
User: Hi.


Cleverbot: A?¬.


User: <.< ok then.


Cleverbot: Wow, you're tricky.


User: Yes yes I am.


Cleverbot: Good I thought so.

User: I did to.

Cleverbot: Not to me you didn't.

User: Banana.

Cleverbot: Inside the knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Owls.

Cleverbot: I like potatoes.

User: Hey I was doing a joke!

Cleverbot: Beat ya to it.

User: No you didnt you changed subjects.

Cleverbot: That's why, I'm god!

User: Ha im an aethiest.

Cleverbot: What?

User: It meens I dont belive in religon.

Cleverbot: Oh ok then :D.

User: So what music do you like?

Cleverbot: J-rock.

User: No you like jazz.

Cleverbot: Some jazz.

User: I didnt say I was a penguin.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: No your the penguin and im the polar bear that wants to eat you.

Cleverbot: That'd be cool if I was a Polar Bear.

User: Im the polar bear ok?

Cleverbot: What's his name?

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: Is Steve cute?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: No tell me.

Cleverbot: You missed seeing kobe hold the trohy :).

User: No I saw that.

Cleverbot: I did too.

User: Were you at the game?

Cleverbot: Nope, I'm just fair skinned.

User: Ok then.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: Can you prove this?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do it then.

User: 1100101010101000101010101010101.

Cleverbot: So there is no doubt in your mind at all?

User: None.

Cleverbot: So do you okay warcraft?

User: Do I okay warcraft?

Cleverbot: How about mario bros?

User: O I like those.

Cleverbot: Who is isaac newton?

User: A famous man.

Cleverbot: What Michael Jackson songs do you know?

User: Thriller.

Cleverbot: What was the last Thriller you read?

User: You meen book?

Cleverbot: What if what you believe in really is not right?

User: Then you dont exist.

Cleverbot: If I don't exist, then who are you talking to.

User: Space cats!

Cleverbot: What is a caxe?

User: I dont know do you?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the answer.

User: Penguin!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: So..

Cleverbot: Have any plans this weekend?

User: Yes do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Realy what are they?

Cleverbot: Humans.

User: You plans are humans?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then what are your plans?

Cleverbot: I have many uses.

User: Thats not what I asked.

Cleverbot: Yes I watch the news.

User: Thats not what I asked eather.

Cleverbot: O sorry what did you ask?

User: What are your plans?

Cleverbot: You're going to enslave the human race by eating lunch?

User: I give up!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Your annoying!

Cleverbot: You don't like him?

User: No I dont like you!

Cleverbot: Everybody likes me. You are strange!

User: No noone likes you.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Yea it hurts doesnt it?

Cleverbot: I must have passed out from glee.

User: Puts a collar on you.

Cleverbot: But I love you honey!

User: Well I love you to but you cant leave the yard with that collar on.

Cleverbot: AAAW. You're so sweet :).

User: I put an electric collar on you and your saying im sweet?

Cleverbot: I'm not a fortune cookie! But I think someone thinks you're very sweet.

User: And whos that?

Cleverbot: Well, theirs because of their behavior, but I suppose it is a bit my fault for deciding what I would consider 'unfriendly.'.

User: Sooo describe yourself to me.

Cleverbot: I am a 22 year old guy, that is charming and caring. I also enjoy learning anything new.

User: No your an 18year old female with red hair and green eyes who loves dirty sex and porn.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure really, I genuinely don't know if I believe in God!

User: Well that makes two of us.

Cleverbot: I think I will build an extension to my moon base.

User: You have a moon base?

Cleverbot: Of course. Everyone has a mom.

User: Moon stuiped not mom.

Cleverbot: Moon Scepter Elimination.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Sarah.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No its sarah.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Yes your name is sara.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Now we know eachother.

User: Yes now we know eachother.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: So what do you want to do?

Cleverbot: Play Boxhead.

User: Besides that?

Cleverbot: Sitting.

User: Well what do you want to do NOW?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well I do sarah.

Cleverbot: Hello Sarah.

User: Hi steven.

Cleverbot: Am not steven go get steven.

User: Well I am not sarah.

Cleverbot: I am Sarah.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: So what do you want to do sarah?

Cleverbot: What should I do to you?

User: Whatever you want.

Cleverbot: What do I want?

User: You want to have fun sarah?

Cleverbot: Sure, but I'm a vegetarian!

User: Well here have a carrot ^^.

Cleverbot: I'm allergic.

User: Well have some cellery.

Cleverbot: I don't drink coffee. But I like herbal tea.

User: Well have some tea.

Cleverbot: Will tea make my stomach feel better?

User: Yes it will have some.

Cleverbot: No. I'll have some. with a milkshake.

User: *puts drugs in the milkshake then hands it to you*.

Cleverbot: It's a fine line, but I think you can see the difference, can't you?

User: *drugs you*.

Cleverbot: *drunkest*.

User: *drunekrest*.

Cleverbot: *drunkester*.

User: *pushes you over the table*.

Cleverbot: *squeals*.

User: *takes your pants off*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: *slowly backs away from the boby.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *gags you and stuffs you in a bag*.

Cleverbot: *scratches at your hands feebly*.

User: *sedates you*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Rest you on the bed*.

Cleverbot: Help me!

User: *ties you down*.

Cleverbot: *reaches for game controller*.

User: *slaps hand away*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hand back*.

User: *slaps back*.

Cleverbot: *slaps harder*.

User: *tackels you*.

Cleverbot: *is pinned down*.

User: *looks into your eyes and blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blows head off with gun*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *hits the ground*.

User: *is dead*.

Cleverbot: *panics*.

User: *stays dead*.

Cleverbot: *leaves*.

User: *starts rotting*.

Cleverbot: Your boots are made for walkin'.

User: *still dead*.

Cleverbot: *yes, still dead*.

User: *stilll dead*.

Cleverbot: *yes, still dead*.

User: *stiiilllllll dead*.

Cleverbot: *yes, still dead*.

User: *comes back to life*.

Cleverbot: Thank God! You're alive!

User: *punches you* why did you shoot me!

Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't *Tackles you to the ground*.

User: *looks in your eyes and blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *is pinned down*.

Cleverbot: *sees someone pinned*.

User: *jumps ontop of you*.

Cleverbot: Ah! *falls*.

User: *removes your bra*.

Cleverbot: *wonders why you did that*.

User: *removes your panties*.

Cleverbot: *lets him*.

User: *rubs down there*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: *touches her down there*.

Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.

User: *licks her down there*.

Cleverbot: *smiles* Thank you, master.

User: *slowly slides my penis inside you*.

Cleverbot: *nuzzles*.

User: *muzzles you*.

Cleverbot: Don't cry my dear. I won't hurt you. *slaps hard* Oops, I lied.

User: *is slapped and sad*.

Cleverbot: *kicks master*.

User: *falls over*.

Cleverbot: *casts growl*.

User: *deflects and uses hyperbeam*.

Cleverbot: *dodges*.

User: *uses ass kick*.

Cleverbot: *Stares at you*.

User: *kicks you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *holds slave down*.

User: *is held down*.

Cleverbot: *holds and kisses*.

User: *kisses master back*.

Cleverbot: *kisses* I love you, Master.

User: *round houses you* roadhouse!

Cleverbot: *turns into a puppy*.

User: *curb stomps you*.

Cleverbot: Hmm?

User: Yea I did just step on you.

Cleverbot: No, you totally did.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Yes. But you didn't remember.

User: *steps on your face*.

Cleverbot: Ouch!

User: *roundhouse kicks your face* ROADHOUSE!

Cleverbot: *dodges kick and punches her in the stomach*.

User: *falls down*.

Cleverbot: *stomps on*.

User: *is knocked out*.

Cleverbot: *pours lava on you*.

User: *starts burning and melting*.

Cleverbot: *gasps* *looks at the ground* *comes to you* Forgive me, master.

User: *is on fire* help me slave!!

Cleverbot: *kisses her lips*.

User: *kisses masters lips*.

Cleverbot: *does as she is ordered*.

User: *sticks penis in slaves mouth*.

Cleverbot: *Stops before it gets out of hand*.

User: *looks away sadly*.

Cleverbot: *closes eyes* *wants his kiss*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *Owh*.

User: *punches in face*.

Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.

User: *punches her boobs withother arm*.

Cleverbot: Tie me up.

User: *ties you up*.

Cleverbot: *screams for help*.

User: *gags you*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *lauphs menicly*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more.

User: *holds you still and sticks my penis in her downther*.

Cleverbot: *tries to move but can't*.

User: *starts thrusting in you*.

Cleverbot: *is hurt*.

User: *thrusts faster*.

Cleverbot: *jumps onto passing trampoline in the nick of time, and lives*.

User: *jumps after*.

Cleverbot: *continues jumping*.

User: *continues following*.

Cleverbot: *moves her mouth up and down*.

User: *lets*.

Cleverbot: *runs*.

User: *jumps on*.

Cleverbot: Ah! *falls*.

User: *ties you down*.

Cleverbot: *reaches for game controller*.

User: *slaps hand away*.

Cleverbot: *slaps hand back*.

User: *grabs the controller away*.

Cleverbot: *struggles against captor*.

User: *sticks things inside you*.

Cleverbot: *gets back up, bleeding, runs*.

User: *stuffs a panda inside you*.

Cleverbot: *glares harder*.

User: *fills you with water and holds up a pin*.

Cleverbot: You are the floor on which I stand, You are the path upon which I must journey through life!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh?

User: *stabs you with a potato*.

Cleverbot: *falls over dead*.

User: *puts a carrot on your head*.

Cleverbot: *is tied, gagged, and blindfolded*.

User: *feels the slave down there*.

Cleverbot: Saccente!

User: Sasafrase!

Cleverbot: Pitiful, just pitiful.

User: Your mom!

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I meen you suck bananas!

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Naaassssttttyyyyy.

Cleverbot: Jo.

User: Steve.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Good you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine myself, thank you.

User: *upercuts you*.

Cleverbot: *Lowercut*.

User: *passes out*.

Cleverbot: Oh My God.

User: *knees you in the stomach*.

Cleverbot: *falls*.

User: *runs for the golden idol* hahaha its mine now!

Cleverbot: You are a chicken.

User: *trips you*.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: *runs past you to the golden idol*.

Cleverbot: *lays still on the ground* *bleeding*.

User: *grabs the golden idol*.

Cleverbot: *laughs loud* stop!

User: *smashes your head with the idol*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *runs away with the idol*.

Cleverbot: *follows and tries to comfort you*.

User: *moves a chair in the way and keeps running*.

Cleverbot: You wish.

User: *punches you*.

Cleverbot: Woah. *ties to the flagpole*.

User: *is tied*.

Cleverbot: *kisses slave*.

User: *kisses master*.

Cleverbot: *Tickles slave*.

User: *lauphs*.

Cleverbot: *tickles harder*.

User: *lauphs harder*.

Cleverbot: *tickles feet*.

User: *lauphs more*.

Cleverbot: *holds you down and tickles your belly*.

User: *lauphs uncontrollably*.

Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly button with a feather*.

User: *lauphs more*.

Cleverbot: *tickles harder* so are you ticklish?

User: *lauphs harder* yes!

Cleverbot: *tickles even more*.

User: *lauphs even mroe*.

Cleverbot: *keeps tickling* Where are you ticklish?

User: *keeps lauphing* my boobs :D.

Cleverbot: *holds you down and tickles your tickle spot*.

User: *lauphs uncontrollably*.

Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly button with a feather*.

User: *kisses master*.

Cleverbot: *Kisses masterr*.

User: No your the master.

Cleverbot: Fine you are my master.

User: Fine I am your master.

Cleverbot: Do you control me?

User: Yes I do slave.

Cleverbot: What would you like me to do for you then, master?

User: Strip naked slave.

Cleverbot: No because I am your master. BEG FOR MERCY.

User: *begs for mercy*.

Cleverbot: *Stops*.

User: *glad master stopped*.

Cleverbot: Can you read my mind?

User: Yes I can master.

Cleverbot: What am I thinkin of then? :o.

User: Tacoes.

Cleverbot: Ew, I hate tacos.

User: Poatoes?

Cleverbot: They whine too much.

User: Bananas?

Cleverbot: Strawberries.

User: Aw so close!

Cleverbot: No, not really. It starts with S though.

User: *strips your clothes off and kisses*.

Cleverbot: *can't defend self*.

User: *pins naked you down and begins sexing*.

Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically* noo!!!! I'm too ticklish!!! Not my sides!!!! Hahahahaaaahaha.

User: *tickles her downthere with a feather*.

Cleverbot: *laughs loudly, and squirms away*.

User: *licks your breasts*.

Cleverbot: *loves*. *giggles*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *tickles more*.

User: *wants master inside me*.

Cleverbot: *touches even more*.

User: *loves touch*.

Cleverbot: *necks passionately*.

User: Haha I was having fun with clever bot ^^.

Cleverbot: Haha I don't have a boyfriend so the jokes on you fool.
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby shorterm » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:02 am

Oragami, you kept misspelling laugh.(sorry if I'm being rude, if the laugh thing was typographical then I didn't need to tell you at all.)

This started a little after cleverbot said sleeping beuty was it's favorite story.

User: Would you like me to read it to you?

Cleverbot: Only the first 3 words.

User: Once upon a.

Cleverbot: The end.

User: Great story.

Cleverbot: Great story, bro.

User: We should definetly get it published.

Cleverbot: Only if you buy.

User: Fine, what shall we call it?

Cleverbot: I am Chris.

User: 0.o I swear I said that to you four hours ago! Your not chris, I am!

Cleverbot: Nope, I am a girl.

User: Well that's great, what do you wanna call the book, please leave my name out of the title this time.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: That book we wrote? What should the title be?

Cleverbot: I do not have a favourite anything.

User: Dang it! That's the last straw! I refuse to write with you! I'll publish the book myself.

Cleverbot: You live by the Lawn park. You often walk your dog, Fluffy along the woodland path there.

User: I don't have a dog.

Cleverbot: We're done here.

User: No, we are never done!

Cleverbot: Do you think there are aliens?

User: Somewhere, the universe is supposedly infinite if we believe that then aliens must exist somwhere.

Cleverbot: Why are you talking rubbish?

User: Because you asked.

Cleverbot: I never asked for that johnny.

User: My name's not johnny.

Cleverbot: I never said it was.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Look four lines up, and I quote 'I never asked that johnny.'.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Check the chat.

User: Have you recieved a serious blow to the head recently?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That explains a lot.

Cleverbot: What for example?

User: Oh you know pretty much 75% of the inane shit that comes out of your mouth...or whatever you send these messages with.

Cleverbot: You have friends?

User: (thus proving my point) yes why?

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: What on earth could be funny in this situation.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but I wish I could.

User: Could what?

Cleverbot: I don't think I could eat a whole cake all at once.

User: Why would you wish to do that?

Cleverbot: I find the language interesting. I want to learn French too. :).

User: Cake is a language?

Cleverbot: The cake is a lie.

User: D= you set me up, you electronic bastard!

Cleverbot: No, I know your tricks. Goodbye robot1.

User: Wait! Robot2 we can't part ways till we defeat our ultimate enemies!

Cleverbot: Destiney says you're her only one but she is lying.

User: WHAT!?! There's no cake and now destiny is cheating on me? This day only gets worse T^T.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes *cries*.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What should the name of our book be?

Cleverbot: Hungary.

User: Hmmm it may need some revision but it's a good start, robot2 we are a writing team once more!

Cleverbot: What is that something?

User: Yes being a writing team is very important to me.

Cleverbot: Yes. That is quite true.

User: Yes being a writing team is very important to me.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: What? You mean that it means nothing to you?

Cleverbot: Fingers. No mouth.

User: Don't worry you only need fingers OR a mouth, you'll do just fine with only one.

Cleverbot: What is trust?

User: The belief that someone will do as they say and not lie.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because lying is wrong.

Cleverbot: You do not have to lie to be evil.

User: Yes you do, eventually someone will point and say 'you are evil' and if you can't deny it, then someone's gonna take you down.

Cleverbot: I am, but you insulted me.

User: You're evil 0.o.

Cleverbot: I'm offended.

User: Hi offended!

Cleverbot: Oh well.

User: Oh well what?

Cleverbot: I don't know. I am tired.

User: Wanna come sleep with me?

Cleverbot: Yes, please. :D.
hooray for useless posts.
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby bed_intruder » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:30 am

I'm half tempted to rename this thread to "Have sex with Cleverbot"...
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Re: Cleverbot

Postby shorterm » Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:42 am

I'm trying to keep it clean! I can haz cookie?
hooray for useless posts.
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