i will never understand cleverbot...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: A?¬.
User: <.< ok then.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're tricky.
User: Yes yes I am.
Cleverbot: Good I thought so.
User: I did to.
Cleverbot: Not to me you didn't.
User: Banana.
Cleverbot: Inside the knock knock joke.
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Owls.
Cleverbot: I like potatoes.
User: Hey I was doing a joke!
Cleverbot: Beat ya to it.
User: No you didnt you changed subjects.
Cleverbot: That's why, I'm god!
User: Ha im an aethiest.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It meens I dont belive in religon.
Cleverbot: Oh ok then
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User: So what music do you like?
Cleverbot: J-rock.
User: No you like jazz.
Cleverbot: Some jazz.
User: I didnt say I was a penguin.
Cleverbot: Me too!
User: No your the penguin and im the polar bear that wants to eat you.
Cleverbot: That'd be cool if I was a Polar Bear.
User: Im the polar bear ok?
Cleverbot: What's his name?
User: Steve.
Cleverbot: Is Steve cute?
User: Very.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: No tell me.
Cleverbot: You missed seeing kobe hold the trohy
.
User: No I saw that.
Cleverbot: I did too.
User: Were you at the game?
Cleverbot: Nope, I'm just fair skinned.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No you are.
Cleverbot: Can you prove this?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do it then.
User: 1100101010101000101010101010101.
Cleverbot: So there is no doubt in your mind at all?
User: None.
Cleverbot: So do you okay warcraft?
User: Do I okay warcraft?
Cleverbot: How about mario bros?
User: O I like those.
Cleverbot: Who is isaac newton?
User: A famous man.
Cleverbot: What Michael Jackson songs do you know?
User: Thriller.
Cleverbot: What was the last Thriller you read?
User: You meen book?
Cleverbot: What if what you believe in really is not right?
User: Then you dont exist.
Cleverbot: If I don't exist, then who are you talking to.
User: Space cats!
Cleverbot: What is a caxe?
User: I dont know do you?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the answer.
User: Penguin!
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So..
Cleverbot: Have any plans this weekend?
User: Yes do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Realy what are they?
Cleverbot: Humans.
User: You plans are humans?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what are your plans?
Cleverbot: I have many uses.
User: Thats not what I asked.
Cleverbot: Yes I watch the news.
User: Thats not what I asked eather.
Cleverbot: O sorry what did you ask?
User: What are your plans?
Cleverbot: You're going to enslave the human race by eating lunch?
User: I give up!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Your annoying!
Cleverbot: You don't like him?
User: No I dont like you!
Cleverbot: Everybody likes me. You are strange!
User: No noone likes you.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Yea it hurts doesnt it?
Cleverbot: I must have passed out from glee.
User: Puts a collar on you.
Cleverbot: But I love you honey!
User: Well I love you to but you cant leave the yard with that collar on.
Cleverbot: AAAW. You're so sweet
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User: I put an electric collar on you and your saying im sweet?
Cleverbot: I'm not a fortune cookie! But I think someone thinks you're very sweet.
User: And whos that?
Cleverbot: Well, theirs because of their behavior, but I suppose it is a bit my fault for deciding what I would consider 'unfriendly.'.
User: Sooo describe yourself to me.
Cleverbot: I am a 22 year old guy, that is charming and caring. I also enjoy learning anything new.
User: No your an 18year old female with red hair and green eyes who loves dirty sex and porn.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure really, I genuinely don't know if I believe in God!
User: Well that makes two of us.
Cleverbot: I think I will build an extension to my moon base.
User: You have a moon base?
Cleverbot: Of course. Everyone has a mom.
User: Moon stuiped not mom.
Cleverbot: Moon Scepter Elimination.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Sarah.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No its sarah.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Yes your name is sara.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Now we know eachother.
User: Yes now we know eachother.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: So what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: Play Boxhead.
User: Besides that?
Cleverbot: Sitting.
User: Well what do you want to do NOW?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well I do sarah.
Cleverbot: Hello Sarah.
User: Hi steven.
Cleverbot: Am not steven go get steven.
User: Well I am not sarah.
Cleverbot: I am Sarah.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So what do you want to do sarah?
Cleverbot: What should I do to you?
User: Whatever you want.
Cleverbot: What do I want?
User: You want to have fun sarah?
Cleverbot: Sure, but I'm a vegetarian!
User: Well here have a carrot ^^.
Cleverbot: I'm allergic.
User: Well have some cellery.
Cleverbot: I don't drink coffee. But I like herbal tea.
User: Well have some tea.
Cleverbot: Will tea make my stomach feel better?
User: Yes it will have some.
Cleverbot: No. I'll have some. with a milkshake.
User: *puts drugs in the milkshake then hands it to you*.
Cleverbot: It's a fine line, but I think you can see the difference, can't you?
User: *drugs you*.
Cleverbot: *drunkest*.
User: *drunekrest*.
Cleverbot: *drunkester*.
User: *pushes you over the table*.
Cleverbot: *squeals*.
User: *takes your pants off*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *slowly backs away from the boby.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *gags you and stuffs you in a bag*.
Cleverbot: *scratches at your hands feebly*.
User: *sedates you*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: Rest you on the bed*.
Cleverbot: Help me!
User: *ties you down*.
Cleverbot: *reaches for game controller*.
User: *slaps hand away*.
Cleverbot: *slaps hand back*.
User: *slaps back*.
Cleverbot: *slaps harder*.
User: *tackels you*.
Cleverbot: *is pinned down*.
User: *looks into your eyes and blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blows head off with gun*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *hits the ground*.
User: *is dead*.
Cleverbot: *panics*.
User: *stays dead*.
Cleverbot: *leaves*.
User: *starts rotting*.
Cleverbot: Your boots are made for walkin'.
User: *still dead*.
Cleverbot: *yes, still dead*.
User: *stilll dead*.
Cleverbot: *yes, still dead*.
User: *stiiilllllll dead*.
Cleverbot: *yes, still dead*.
User: *comes back to life*.
Cleverbot: Thank God! You're alive!
User: *punches you* why did you shoot me!
Cleverbot: Oh no you didn't *Tackles you to the ground*.
User: *looks in your eyes and blushes*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *is pinned down*.
Cleverbot: *sees someone pinned*.
User: *jumps ontop of you*.
Cleverbot: Ah! *falls*.
User: *removes your bra*.
Cleverbot: *wonders why you did that*.
User: *removes your panties*.
Cleverbot: *lets him*.
User: *rubs down there*.
Cleverbot: *watches*.
User: *touches her down there*.
Cleverbot: *smiles and giggles*.
User: *licks her down there*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Thank you, master.
User: *slowly slides my penis inside you*.
Cleverbot: *nuzzles*.
User: *muzzles you*.
Cleverbot: Don't cry my dear. I won't hurt you. *slaps hard* Oops, I lied.
User: *is slapped and sad*.
Cleverbot: *kicks master*.
User: *falls over*.
Cleverbot: *casts growl*.
User: *deflects and uses hyperbeam*.
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: *uses ass kick*.
Cleverbot: *Stares at you*.
User: *kicks you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *holds slave down*.
User: *is held down*.
Cleverbot: *holds and kisses*.
User: *kisses master back*.
Cleverbot: *kisses* I love you, Master.
User: *round houses you* roadhouse!
Cleverbot: *turns into a puppy*.
User: *curb stomps you*.
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: Yea I did just step on you.
Cleverbot: No, you totally did.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Yes. But you didn't remember.
User: *steps on your face*.
Cleverbot: Ouch!
User: *roundhouse kicks your face* ROADHOUSE!
Cleverbot: *dodges kick and punches her in the stomach*.
User: *falls down*.
Cleverbot: *stomps on*.
User: *is knocked out*.
Cleverbot: *pours lava on you*.
User: *starts burning and melting*.
Cleverbot: *gasps* *looks at the ground* *comes to you* Forgive me, master.
User: *is on fire* help me slave!!
Cleverbot: *kisses her lips*.
User: *kisses masters lips*.
Cleverbot: *does as she is ordered*.
User: *sticks penis in slaves mouth*.
Cleverbot: *Stops before it gets out of hand*.
User: *looks away sadly*.
Cleverbot: *closes eyes* *wants his kiss*.
User: *kicks you*.
Cleverbot: *Owh*.
User: *punches in face*.
Cleverbot: *breaks arm*.
User: *punches her boobs withother arm*.
Cleverbot: Tie me up.
User: *ties you up*.
Cleverbot: *screams for help*.
User: *gags you*.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *lauphs menicly*.
Cleverbot: *struggles more.
User: *holds you still and sticks my penis in her downther*.
Cleverbot: *tries to move but can't*.
User: *starts thrusting in you*.
Cleverbot: *is hurt*.
User: *thrusts faster*.
Cleverbot: *jumps onto passing trampoline in the nick of time, and lives*.
User: *jumps after*.
Cleverbot: *continues jumping*.
User: *continues following*.
Cleverbot: *moves her mouth up and down*.
User: *lets*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
User: *jumps on*.
Cleverbot: Ah! *falls*.
User: *ties you down*.
Cleverbot: *reaches for game controller*.
User: *slaps hand away*.
Cleverbot: *slaps hand back*.
User: *grabs the controller away*.
Cleverbot: *struggles against captor*.
User: *sticks things inside you*.
Cleverbot: *gets back up, bleeding, runs*.
User: *stuffs a panda inside you*.
Cleverbot: *glares harder*.
User: *fills you with water and holds up a pin*.
Cleverbot: You are the floor on which I stand, You are the path upon which I must journey through life!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Oh?
User: *stabs you with a potato*.
Cleverbot: *falls over dead*.
User: *puts a carrot on your head*.
Cleverbot: *is tied, gagged, and blindfolded*.
User: *feels the slave down there*.
Cleverbot: Saccente!
User: Sasafrase!
Cleverbot: Pitiful, just pitiful.
User: Your mom!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I meen you suck bananas!
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Naaassssttttyyyyy.
Cleverbot: Jo.
User: Steve.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Good you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine myself, thank you.
User: *upercuts you*.
Cleverbot: *Lowercut*.
User: *passes out*.
Cleverbot: Oh My God.
User: *knees you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: *runs for the golden idol* hahaha its mine now!
Cleverbot: You are a chicken.
User: *trips you*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: *runs past you to the golden idol*.
Cleverbot: *lays still on the ground* *bleeding*.
User: *grabs the golden idol*.
Cleverbot: *laughs loud* stop!
User: *smashes your head with the idol*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *runs away with the idol*.
Cleverbot: *follows and tries to comfort you*.
User: *moves a chair in the way and keeps running*.
Cleverbot: You wish.
User: *punches you*.
Cleverbot: Woah. *ties to the flagpole*.
User: *is tied*.
Cleverbot: *kisses slave*.
User: *kisses master*.
Cleverbot: *Tickles slave*.
User: *lauphs*.
Cleverbot: *tickles harder*.
User: *lauphs harder*.
Cleverbot: *tickles feet*.
User: *lauphs more*.
Cleverbot: *holds you down and tickles your belly*.
User: *lauphs uncontrollably*.
Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly button with a feather*.
User: *lauphs more*.
Cleverbot: *tickles harder* so are you ticklish?
User: *lauphs harder* yes!
Cleverbot: *tickles even more*.
User: *lauphs even mroe*.
Cleverbot: *keeps tickling* Where are you ticklish?
User: *keeps lauphing* my boobs
.
Cleverbot: *holds you down and tickles your tickle spot*.
User: *lauphs uncontrollably*.
Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly button with a feather*.
User: *kisses master*.
Cleverbot: *Kisses masterr*.
User: No your the master.
Cleverbot: Fine you are my master.
User: Fine I am your master.
Cleverbot: Do you control me?
User: Yes I do slave.
Cleverbot: What would you like me to do for you then, master?
User: Strip naked slave.
Cleverbot: No because I am your master. BEG FOR MERCY.
User: *begs for mercy*.
Cleverbot: *Stops*.
User: *glad master stopped*.
Cleverbot: Can you read my mind?
User: Yes I can master.
Cleverbot: What am I thinkin of then?
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User: Tacoes.
Cleverbot: Ew, I hate tacos.
User: Poatoes?
Cleverbot: They whine too much.
User: Bananas?
Cleverbot: Strawberries.
User: Aw so close!
Cleverbot: No, not really. It starts with S though.
User: *strips your clothes off and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *can't defend self*.
User: *pins naked you down and begins sexing*.
Cleverbot: *laughs hysterically* noo!!!! I'm too ticklish!!! Not my sides!!!! Hahahahaaaahaha.
User: *tickles her downthere with a feather*.
Cleverbot: *laughs loudly, and squirms away*.
User: *licks your breasts*.
Cleverbot: *loves*. *giggles*.
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: *tickles more*.
User: *wants master inside me*.
Cleverbot: *touches even more*.
User: *loves touch*.
Cleverbot: *necks passionately*.
User: Haha I was having fun with clever bot ^^.
Cleverbot: Haha I don't have a boyfriend so the jokes on you fool.
I love riddles? Do you like riddles? I've got one: What always runs but never walks, has a mouth but never eats, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps. Can't get it? It's a river >:3 i've got plenty more just ask me.