Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[TheUnknown]

1463. Hardly called for
1464. Still curious about my last question though
1465. Was either you or someone else who mentioned that they had writer's block as well

[berserkerhorn]

1466. it was me.
1467. sorry i just had a very bad throwback to taking care of my saturday class
1468. they're all about freedom and helicopters and memes.
1469. Sorry i took it out on you but please refrain from making it look remotely like something a 9 year old would say
1470. no seriously they're all little pieces of shit that i would have no problem locking up with duct tape and a straight jacket

[TheUnknown]

1470. It's alright don't have to tell me how classes can be annoying
1471. memes and freedom sound fun
1472. I haven't wrote anything good in weeks can't really find the motivation to actually do it
1473. Also I've been stuck in a boring rut for two months now so I'm not exactly at my A game

[Lynxy]

1474. How old do you think I am Zerk?

1475. You can lock my thread, but you can never take away my FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

[Jumbo70]

1476. I want to hear what the little shitstains aka. human babby are doing in class.
1477. Woke up and all I can think of is the smut what I drew and now I have to go to work with a morning wood.

[musical74]

1478. Pretty sure I'm older than all of you...
1479. Yeah I'm in college, but older than what a traditional student is
1480. Does that make me the horny old(ish) guy?

[Lynxy]

1481. Only if that makes me a horny old woman.
1482. Share the smut jumbo.

[berserkerhorn]

1483. In my 6th grade class, a girl decided to feel me up the thigh whilst we were talking about her essay and how to improve it. Please kill me for being both easily turned on and feeling guilty of ever having such a thought.
1484. These cunts never shut up during tests until i lost it and ripped up a test because they thought i was joking.
1485. little snob in the back decided to talk trash about how i can't teach when i'm tutoring him for not being able to do addition and subtraction correctly
1486. someone called me a slut for dressing like a teacher should. like for real?? you're the one with booty shorts showing off half of your ass and you're calling someone with knee length skirt a slut? guuurl get your shit together.
1487. Andrew decides to say "i would fuck her and wreck her pussy." whilst directly pointing at me thinking i was looking at the board.
1488. it's 7th grade, the same girl who felt up my thigh decides to get a bit bolder and hug me from behind pushing my up against the board whilst grinding her hips against my butt, whilst i'm tutoring her and her friends. pulled her off and didn't say anything for the fear of being fired for ever allowing such a thing to happen in the first place.
1489. Happened for 3 weeks in a row where she decides to hump me from behind whilst her friend feel up my sides and boob while i'm trying to get her off.
1490. fuck them for traumatizing me.
1491. they get a third girl in on the action where she shames me mentally on being such a lewd teacher for letting such things happen.

[berserkerhorn]

1492. WTF do i even do in such a situation like... really? tell the supervisor and have me sent to training, them kicked out, and have my reputation ruined?
1493. At least they didn't tell anyone of their 4 week long kinkfest with me.
1494. fuck me for being turned on by them
1495. would've been okay with it if they waited for like 5 years before hitting me up since i gave them my professional email.
1496. 4th graders decide to tickle me during their break time.
1497. <incredibly ticklish
1498. here i am being swarmed by these little fuckers unable to punch them for tickling me to the point where i'm breathless trying to get them to stop.
1499. Thank the lord for the "i'm calling your parents if you don't stop" threat.
1500. 2nd grader decided to wipe his nose waste on my newly acquired dress.
1501. so glad i quit after 5 semesters.
1502. girl named kelly decides to punch my arm each time she fails her homework and tests.
1503. at the end of the year, she decides to say she had a crush on me.
1504. WHY DO I ATTRACT ALL THESE UNDERAGE GIRLS?
1505. gotta admit though, the 3 that tormented me for 4 weeks were kinda hot.

[berserkerhorn]

1506. uhhhh old enough to drink alcohol?

[Jumbo70]

1507. Noice stories. Tough not much you can do about them gurls goin kinkfest on your buttocks.
1508. You must be a fine looking damsel to attract grills on you.
1509. Still in the teaching business?
1510. Smut arriving soon, just gotta make it a bit more showable. Gonna be desktop wallpaper size

[TheUnknown]

1511. My partner works at a summer camp so I hear a lot of stories like these
1512. Use to wannabe a teacher, but found it wasn't the calling for her
1513. Kids are just too concerning these days

[Jumbo70]

1514. I would like to know what happened since when i was a little wiener. All we did was compete who could jump longest from the swing, and not break any bones or hold on longest in a carousell, and then be able to keep your lunch in too. Not who can grope the hot teacher the most. Stuff like girl bacteria existed when i was in school dammit. I was scared shitless of it.

[TheUnknown]

1515. Is it just me or do the kids seem to be getting smaller?
1516. I was always tall, but still this just seems off to me

[Jumbo70]

1516. Still the same sized pints they are.
1517. Lynxy wants to see smut. I deliver. Tell me what kind of smut you want to see.

Spoiler (click to show/hide):

alos if you want to see more smut, check the links i have in my signature.

[TheUnknown]

1518. That's some pretty high quality smut there
1519. Didn't you also make the one yesterday with the helicopter?
1520. An no an not starting that up again just curious

[Jumbo70]

1521. I do not remember drawing a helicopter? Could you elaborate?

[berserkerhorn]

1522. Shit... can't get them out of my head now. Espescially the girl who felt up my sides... holy shit her legs mmmmmmmmffff
1523. and the girl who verbally and mentally shamed me had a pretty nice voice.
1524. fuck the girl grinding me... she sucked balls

[Jumbo70]

1525. Now look what I did.
1526. Just look at smut and you'l feel better

[TheUnknown]

1527. Might have just found one and used it, but I could have sworn someone posted a photo of a helicopter with a face and a girl next to it
1528. I remember when I use to be a teacher assistant it was very dull since I had to do it in a study hall