Hentai/Harem Parody Ideas

[musical74]

There was an old cartoon called Hero High (I swear it's a rip off of the Archie comics, if nothing else if was influenced heavily by the Archie gang) and I was thinking maybe you could do a parody of this too. Superhero teens getting in all sorts of crazy shenanigans, but have them be more sexual in nature. Like the group goes to an island and finds out it's filled with tentacle creatures that love women and warrior maidens that are starving for sex with people because there are no men there, or something like that.

And for fun, throw in mysterious marbles that cause our heroes to behave in a way that would best be described as *incredibly horny*...

[AcetheSuperVillain]

The game play could be Marbles based. Your class mates are trapped inside spherical prisons behind the Ring of Doom and you need to launch super balls at them to get them out. Also Marble Man is totally a better super hero idea than Captain California.

I caught the intro to Hero High on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TwPz4ppl3o and that has got to be one of the whatthefuckiest cartoon intros I have ever seen.

And then YouTube suggested Galaxy High: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISdr6wf68Kk which also looks promising. And now that I'm becoming an animation snob, really well animated for a series. (EDIT: Holy shit, Galaxy High was created by Chris Colombus. It's actually pretty cool, albeit painfully 80s.)

And then YouTube suggested this ... tampon commercial? Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVx5RJlazuU



Anyways, Hero High and Galaxy High strike me as interesting premise. I doubt I would use the exact characters from the show, and I doubt anyone would care. (Also I don't want anyone to think that I made up Captain California) I would probably also change it to University instead of High. Galaxy State strikes me as funny. (Chearleaders) Let's hear it for the Galaxy State Goomschloggs! Time for our special cheer! Whaaaaaaaat's Goomschlogg?!!!



I feel like plenty of other US states could be interesting possibly pornographic super heroes. Captain Texas. He can make things expand when he touches them because everything's bigger in Texas, and he shoots oil when he cums. Captain Colorado. Super skis and weed-based powers. Captain Florida. Like Florida Man. Captain Manhattan. He can summon a super taxi from anywhere and throws delicious pizza slices at people.

(Also I googled Florida Man to double check if that was the correct thing and Google gave me the headline: "Florida man tries to kiss rattlesnake; gets bitten")

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Okay, pornography aside for a second, you know what would be a fucking awesome game? Sonic Adventure: Breath of the Wild. So like Breath of the Wild, it's open world, live off the land, do things in any order, but instead of navigating the world by climbing and gliding, you sprint, spindash and homing attack your way across the land. I'm thinking that major cities are connected by a network of roads that more or less resemble a classic linear Sonic stage, and then you can (or half to) go off the beaten trail once in awhile to reach special locations. I could see it being fun to play a big open-world game with different character styles too, Sonic's super speed, Tails' gliding, Knuckles' wall climbing, Amy's hammer, etc.

And sure, you could make that pornographic, but there would be so much else to do, it'd be a hell of an undertaking for a porn game.



Anyways, I just found Slave Maker the other day, and boy was that a hoot. It reminds me very much of [url]Hentai Sim Brothel[/url]. I found it very engrossing, but ultimately disappointing. I've been trying to avoid games that take too long to play and Slave Maker could easily take years to do every little thing. So while the rewards are nice, the rewards:time-spent ratio is too low. But I do find the basic underlying feature of number crunching a girl into becoming a sex addict intriguing (and also I guess the main point of almost every hentai game). I doubt I would go with "slave training" if I did something like it, probably more like HSB's geisha training, where the goal is to make them respected members of fantasy society. Or it could be something like actors or rock stars, where you start off honest and then start to kinda trick them into getting sexual. Or sex could be a reward for or a break from whatever the main goal is.


Also, I had an awesome idea from the other topic, but since "stick with Astro Vulpus" is now dominating the polls, I'll have to put it on backburner and post it here. The idea is to do a Legend of Zelda or Beat 'em Up style game where you play as Cosplayers. So instead of playing as Link, Hero of Time, you play as a chick dressed up as "Timeless Hero". To further distance myself from copyright infringement and make it a little more fun, I could make the cosplayers anthros.

The internet provides us with a glimpse of what that might look like:

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The plot would be something stupid simple, like there's a cosplay contest and a real-life wizard shows up and sucks the contestants into an alternate dimension and they have to fight there way out, or there's a real life Multi-Verse portal and someone accidentally taps the power button with his boner. The playable cosplayers get separated, and you need to rescue them and then go fight the final boss. Original plan was to be like Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening, so there's an open exploration world map where you find each dungeon that the girls are in, and then a linear dungeon for each kidnapped girl and a hub town to rest up in the middle. Each time you rescue a playable girl, they are added to your team and work like extra lives. The idea is that the cosplayers have effective weapons, because they are so dedicated to cosplay, for example a Yoko cosplayer has a working railgun and Link cosplayer has a real sword.

One thought was that the opening cosplay contest is a no-pants cosplay, but if it's 3D, I could do unlockable costumes that are sexied up versions of normal.

The original cosplay team was going to be Link(female), Tifa, Yoko and Sailor Saturn, but I assume that by the time I get around to making this game, I'll have different ideas. Another variation is that they could all be sexy female versions of male video game or anime heros. They could also be generic costumes, like a nurse costume, knight costume, ninja costume, space commando costume, etc, which could maybe work from more of a halloween angle. Then there's the idea of doing cosplay mash-ups, but that might get too difficult to recognize if they are also animals and getting stripped and fucked a lot.

First thought was to make this an over-head 8-way brawler game, like Link's Awakening, but with less puzzles, more brawling. Then I got to thinking, if they're supposed to look sexy, they'll probably look more sexy from more of a side-view, as in MMO brawlers like GetAmped2, Lunia, Rusty Hearts, Rumble Fighter, etc. But then that got me thinking, most of those 8-way MMO brawlers are pretty clunky, an old 2-way 2.5D brawler format, i.e. Golden Axe, King of Dragons, Final Fight, etc, would probably be more fun. But the 2-way format would make exploration more difficult, except that River City Ransom was 2-way brawler and had an exploration mechanic, so it's not exactly impossible.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Did I ever tell you about my plan to make more Knarf's Quest games?

It was my version of Frank's Adventure. The "plot" to Knarf's Quest was that Knarf runs a pornographic travel blog, his job is to take pictures of naked women in exotic locations around the world. Due to not giving a shit at the time, the exotic location in the first game is a badly drawn hotel. About half-way through, Knarf encounters Chief Inspector Mouillier of the International Police, who he apparently runs into all the time. The Chief tells Knarf about a high-profile crime, and asks him to help solve it.

So the plan was to make more games like that but to actually give a shit. Instead of being an excuse to use old porn sketches I had laying around, new games would take place in vacation destinations, like New York City or an Amazon River Cruise, and I would make new characters based on the location. For example, NYC would have raccoon and pidgeon anthros, Amazon would have caimans and giant otters, and so on. In every adventure, Chief Inspector Mouillier shows up and coerces, bribes or convinces Knarf to assist her in some sort of high profile criminal investigation. (Ideally crimes like theft and kidnapping that can be solved, and not things like murder which is a total downer)

But switching over to 3D would be problematic because the Knarf's Quest idea is ideal for 2D. In 3D, making a character takes a long time, but once you have that character, you can put them into different poses and places very easily, which makes it more suited to animations or sequential artwork. But Knarf's Quest was designed to meet lots of people and get only one sex scene from them, and you'd even probably need NPCs with no sex scene for the sake of advancing the plot and making it world seem more believable. Making sets, backgrounds, environments, whatever, in 3D is also a major challenge, and one that would be less appreciated but just as time consuming.



Now, I could still do Frank's Adventure style games with 3D graphics, and I have a few ideas. One way of approaching the concept is to have the protagonist be a sexy character and each adventure unlocks a reward CG or animation of the protagonist getting fucked, similar to Legend of Krystal and Mario is Missing. You could also do it Frank's way and go looking for photographs instead of interacting with the characters directly. For example, some paparazzi has sneaked a photoshoot of a popular actress having sex and sold them illegally, so the actress hires you to retrieve all the photos and then take down the paparazzi. Or the photos for a porn magazine were lost in a strong wind and are now scattered around the city, it's your job to find them and bring them back to the company. Or you could play as a stalker or paparazzi yourself and follow a particular person around trying to get sexy photos.

Or even something like Knarf's Quest could work, if instead of a bunch of characters with one reward CG each, you had a few characters per game with a bunch of reward CG each. But for a game, you would want to have more adventures to unlock more reward CG, so I would need to come up with a reason why more adventures are needed, if it's more photos of the same character in the same place.

[musical74]

My only concern is are you wanting to do 3D graphics because that's the current cool thing? You'll lose people if the 3D is bad or looks rushed, and you'll lose people that dislike 3D, especially if you can create a 2D game that looks more polished.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

The reason I have thrown myself into the Third Dimension is actually because I have a problem with the dexterity in my hands (dysgraphia). For a long time it affected my ability to write. I was able to draw relatively well because I practiced more than the people around me, but now that I'm an adult and competing with other real artists, it's clear that I would have to work extra hard to achieve less, the hand disorder does affect my drawing. With writing, I don't have as much of a hand problem when I type, I can actually type something crazy like 80wpm if I really want to, hence the general logorrhea. Likewise, the more computery way of making 3D graphics puts me at less of a disadvantage.

And honestly, even without the hand disorder, there are sooooooo many advantages to 3D art. Animation, environments, perspective angles, customization, simulation,various interchangeable things, it is amazing.

And Bro, have you seen my 2D games? Polish is not my thing.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

There was this other idea a while ago about making a race/class fantasy adventure game, where instead of elves and dwarves and whatnot, you play with different races of animal-people.

Gameplay would be a simple beat 'em up, probably some RPG or fake-RPG elements, but I would need to keep it simple. In particular, I really want to avoid making an inventory screen. Using 3D, I can easily swap the sprites and animation. I like the 2.5d brawler angle best for character visibility and technical gameplay, but if it's simple anyways, an 8-way brawler or over-shoulder angle could be fine.

At the beginning of the game, you'd choose a race and a jobclass from a list, like say (fox, rabbit, monitor, shark, hawk)x(knight, ninja, druid, warlock). For the animal list, I might do some sort of theme, like American animals (eagle, bison, alligator, coyote, pronghorn), Australian animals (kangaroo, wombat, emu, goanna), small African animals (serval, jackal, secretarybird, mamba) etc. I could do various themes with it too, medieval fantasy, sword & sorcery, techno fantasy, space opera, kung-fu, sengoku, super hero, etc. The theme would impact what the race/class choices are like. There could be other categories too, like weapon choice, or elemental alignment.

I'm not sure yet what these things mean for gameplay. What's the difference between a fox knight and a rabbit knight? Or what's the difference between a shark ninja and a shark warlock? Easy thought is that your race determines your stats, attack, defense, speed, etc, while jobclass determines your animation, like a knight has a lance, ninja has daggers, and so on. But if you get to choose a weapon, then maybe jobclass could give you something like a passive ability, like warlocks regain health each time they slay an enemy, knights have chance of parrying attacks, ninjas have a chance of critical hit damage, etc. Elemental alignment could give you a super move, like Golden Axe AxeQuest or give your attacks a "status change" effect like Rune Star did. Definitely not a pokemon-esque rock-paper-scissors system, that has no place in action gameplay.

Sex would probably be secondary to the action gameplay. Like you go into a dungeon to beat up monsters and find gold, then spend it in town on harlots. Or you have a mission to rescue the princess, and you get to fuck her when you find her. Or the Lady of the Lake will upgrade your weapon by fucking you. There was the thought from the other beat 'em up game idea that when you beat an enemy, instead of turning into hearts and rupees, they become "vulnerable" so you can fuck them and then you get your hearts and rupees. It could also work like Astro Vulpus where you have team mates that help you in battle and you improve your relationship with them in the course of battle. And relationship = fucking.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Actually, before that came back to me, I was trying to think about what my favorite beat 'em ups actually are.

I find myself returning to King of Dragons a lot, which is puzzling. Mentally, I divide the classics into 2 major categories, technical brawlers and cinematic brawlers. Technical brawlers are games with a lot of different techniques and game mechanics. Cinematic brawlers are games that focus on the spectacle, art & animation quality, cool environments, characters, etc. In the abstract, I would have told you that I prefer technical brawlers to cinematic, but I find that the brawler I've returned to the most over the years is King of Dragons, which is the most cinematic brawler I can think of, or I guess, the least technical.

I also had a fun time with Ninja Baseball Bat Man. It's a very WTF game, perhaps the Katamari Damaci of beat 'em ups, although Pu Li Ru La and Gourmet Sentai Bara Yarou are hands down zanier. I definitely like that Ninja Baseball Bat Man gives you very diverse cast of characters to choose from. Perhaps unimaginative, you get Red(balanced), Yellow(heavy), Green(speed) and Blue(long reach). Playing as each character feels genuinely unique. Switching characters in midgame also gives you a chance to spice things up a bit and avoid some of the monotony that is inherent to brawler games.

I tried playing some Golden Axe games. I really liked them before, but I just felt too annoyed by the difficulty level. Golden can also be a bit too technical for my liking. There are constant mind games with the magic potions and I always feel like I'm missing something for not knowing all the key inputs for each specific title. And, I guess it's not as quick paced as a game like Ninja Baseball Bat Man, and not as pretty as King of Dragons, so maybe it's another example of a popular game that doesn't hold up against the more eccentric titles a connoisseur would be accustomed to.

Eventually, I got the nudge and just wanted to play a game with a sexy female character, which KoD and NBbBM don't have and Golden Axe is either pixely or half horse, so I switched to Banpresto's 1995 Sailor Moon brawler (being specific because there are others and they're all just called Sailor Moon). I remember feeling underwhelmed with it in the past, but I had a decent time. It has a somewhat technical air game, which is kinda useless in group combat because jumping leaves you vulnerable, but the frantic pace and responsive controls made for a fun time.

Trying to think about what I would say are my favorites. I get a kick out of Legend of Silk Road and Silk Road 2: Why and How Was There a Sequel? Guardians/Denjin Makai II is fun and I actually based some of my brawlers on their control scheme. Battle Circuit is amazing, but kind of too technical depending on what character you play, and honestly most of the characters strike me as stupid looking. It does occur to me that maybe I like my brawlers as much or more than the classics, Fortress of Fantasm, AxeQuest, MicroSDF and FireArm especially. I also did GetAmped2 again recently, the MMOness of it definitely got in the way of having a good time, but there are a lot of things about it that I adore. There's also a collection of street brawlers that I can only half remember, Vendetta, Mug Smashers, Silent Dragon, Under Cover Cops. I think I like them, but I don't strongly remember which is which or if they are all good.

I'll have to a SNES emulator and try some SNES brawler games. That represents a gap in my brawler knowledge.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Game Grumps has been playing Dead Rising again, and that's got me thinking about hentai game ideas.

So first of all, I don't like zombies, so we're not talking about fucking zombies or getting fucked by them, or possibly not zombies at all, I might replace the zombie apocalypse with some other type of apocalypse or invasion. I could do a robot apocalypse, either a futurama style where all the toasters and vacuum cleaners and whatnot come to life, or an I, Robot style apocalypse where a particular model of robot goes hivemind and tries to enslave humanity. I could also do a different sort of undead army, like where they are ghosts that have been summoned by a necromancer and not people that used to be alive. Or they could be vampires instead of zombies, since vampires are sexy. Or it could be an invasion of pretty much anything, goblins, goombas, demons, gangsters, space aliens, whatever, as long as there is some reason for them to act kinda stupid and stand around doing nothing, like a zombie. Although, I suppose I don't actually need the imminent danger to be stupid and slow like a zombie, since I like beat 'em up games, I wouldn't mind having some combat challenge in the game.

The main concept that I want to borrow from Dead Rising is this idea that you've got some kind of central safe zone, surrounded by danger, and you get missions to find people who are trapped outside of the safe zone. Except in this version, those people will be hot babes who will fuck your brains out back in the safe zone.

Seems like there could be some potential to have rape scenes with the non-zombie occupation forces, but that would complicate things. It runs into the basic run-or-rape paradox, the player wants to see sex scenes, but the point of the game is to not get caught, yet the sex scenes are triggered by getting caught. Also, who is getting raped? I was thinking the player is male and rescuing female characters, so you wouldn't want to rape him, and it seems like there's only a small window of opportunity where you are escorting people back to your safe zone for a rapey encounter to happen. If the main character is female, it's a little porntastic to be getting rewarded with lesbian sex by all the women she rescues. If the non-zombie occupation forces are something like goblins or gangsters, there could be some mechanic where you need to hoe out some of your rescued females as a bribe to keep your safe zone safe. You could also have some kind of team combat system, which is easy enough, I've done it before, so that you bring some of your rescued females with you, and then there's a chance of sexual grappling or clothing destruction while you're out and about. But ultimately, even if a sexual interaction between the rescuees and non-zombie occupation force makes sense, it means programming another type of interaction and animating new scenes to depict it, so if I want to keep the scope of the game short, it's not wise to go down this road.

Dead Rising was a big budget game with a lot of bells and whistles added to the simple concept, and it's fair to say that the bells and whistles were what made that game successful. I do not have a big budget, so I need to admit up front that making Dead Rising: But With Hentai on my own is not feasible. It's more that the basic premise of Dead Rising has given me an idea.

Actually, for a while I've been thinking that I'd like to try making a game like River City Ransom, and I might be able to combine aspects of RCR with Dead Rising. For example, it would be too difficult to have a new attack animation for every makeshift weapon you can pick up swing at a zombie, but I could easily make something like RCR's weapon system where different objects get glued to your hand and you make the same basic swinging motion for each one.

You know, this could also work as a Weed & Seed game, if I flip the roles a little. So instead of being a good guy rescuing people from an army of goblin gangsters, you play as a goblin gangster yourself, fight your way into an enemy town, kidnap their women and take them back to your safe-zone where they get fucked. Might do some component of mind control or mind breaking. It could also be some thing where you're a caveman stealing the women from other caveman tribes, or a gangster stealing strippers from rival gangs.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

I mentioned on a different topic that my favorite porn game of all time is The Sims. Traditionally, it has been The Sims 3, but I finally downloaded the sex mod for Sims 4 and it has some interesting features that have got me thinking about a sexual simulation game myself.

Making a game like The Sims myself is a ludicrous proposal, it's an ENORMOUS game, and yet the basis of the game is utter simplicity. It's a number-cruncher. Your sims have needs like hunger. Hunger goes up over time, eating food causes hunger to go down. Copy and paste for a bunch of other needs: social, fun, bladder, etc. Add to this, the need for money. Your sim goes to a job, you get money based on your skill levels. For example, being a professional chef uses the Cooking skill, Cooking skill is increased whenever your Sim prepares food. It's all a giant number-cruncher, a "my first game" level of difficulty. But there are so many interactions between different elements that you'd be swamped with bug checking everything, and if you've played The Sims, you know that they didn't catch 'em all. Not to mention that it would require a huge amount of artistic work to make character parts and house parts and system graphics and so on.

So if I were going to make a game inspired by The Sims, it would have to be a very miniaturized version. And honestly, most likely outcome is adding number-cruncher elements to an arcade game, rather than an all-out Simulation.

That said, if I could do a pornographic version of The Sims with no restrictions, a lot of ideas come up. I would probably keep most of the physical needs, needing to eat, sleep, pee, etc, and add to that some sort of lust need. Forgetting to sleep causes a sim to pass out, forgetting to pee causes a sim to wet their pants, so it would be amusing to have some sort of penalty for not attending to Lust, like a sim will start jacking off in public or try to have sex with any random passerby. Having pornographic jobs would be interesting. So you could have jobs like working at a porn film studio, working at a strip club, taking individual clients as a prostitute, doing topless maid work, working from home as a cam girl. There could also be some jobs like working as a nurse or office lady or pizza delivery that isn't pornographic in real life but could be with some imagination. The Sims 4 sex mod Wicked Whims also included an Exhibitionist skill, which allows you to train your sim to get naked whenever wherever. It could be interesting to lock the outright pornographic jobs until you've done something like the nursing or office work or pizza delivery, to get some training in sexual skills.

In a simplified game, maybe it could work kinda like a Tamagachi virtual pet. So you would have the number-cruncher elements, but not a world to explore, like The Sims has. Or a simplified world, like a simple background change to tell you where you are. Which would be exactly like every dating and brothel sim ever, I suppose. If you wanted to explore the virtual pet angle, it could be some kind of half-human anthro character that is actually like your pet, but also available for sex.

To combine it with an arcade game, I guess I'd end up with exactly my plan for Astro Vulpus. You do the arcade game (like blasting aliens) as your go-to-work job, then this gives you money or points or whatever to spend wooing women. Huh.

[musical74]

Just wondering, what is the probability of doing a parody of Leisure Suit Larry? Take the premise, but instead of screwing up repeatedly over and over (honestly, I'm surprised Larry doesn't realize he's NOT the playboy he thinks he is, after so many humorous screw-ups) the character actually succeeds...but it still takes awhile. Having played LSL 1-3 and 5-7 I think it's safe to say there's a ton of things you could use for inspiration, but I don't know how well you could make it work...

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Knarf's Quest is as close as I would get to Leisure Suit Larry. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/684482 I watched Steam Train (Game Grumps) play through Sierra games, Space Quest, King's Quest and Leisure Suit Larry, to get into the zone before writing it. The hotel in Knarf's Quest was inspired by the resort he goes to in LSL5, which then gave me the idea that Knarf would be a pornographic travel blogger, and later games would be based on tourism destinations. Obviously Knarf's Quest also takes some inspiration from Frank's Adventure, but there is as much Leisure Suit Larry.

I may do more point-n-click adventures, I don't like them as much as arcade games, but I do like them and they fit certain character themes well. The stoner Winnie the Pooh idea from the beginning would probably be point-n-click, but it's low on the list of things I actually want to do. Before starting Astro Vulpus, I had planned to do a 3D prerendered point-n-click adventure about ghosts. An anthro girl crashes her car outside an abandoned mansion during a rainstorm. She goes inside for shelter, it turns out the mansion is haunted and ghosts fuck her brains out. The idea was that this would be a relatively simple game with which to test out the process of making things in 3D, so it's still pretty high on my list of things to do.

There are 2 point-n-click developers on NewGrounds that I am quite fond of, selfdefiant and DeathTiger0. DeathTiger0, despite the name, makes very tame and family friendly adventures that tend to be cute and humorous, however, depraved villain that I am, I can often imagine these adventures turning into pornographic situations. selfdefiant has a bit more range, he does some genuinely spooky adventure stuff using photo graphics like Insanitorium, plus his own cutesy adventures. He used to do games in sequence, which I really liked, for example, Spooky Island Survival has 5 episodes, then it becomes Pirate Ship Survival for 4 episodes and then Spooky Castle Survival for 5 episodes. (If you want links, Island 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Pirate ship 1, 2, 3, 4, Castle 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) In general, he reuses some of the same areas, while introducing new puzzles and unlocking some new area by the end of the adventure. This method would advantages from a design aspect. It's nice to be able to reuse things from game to game. Releasing a bunch of smaller projects instead one big projects makes it easier to get noticed.

There was also an old game for kids called Scooter's Magic Castle, which was a point-n-click adventure without the adventure. You had a big castle to explore, filled with little doodads to interact with, but there was no plot, and each room was self-contained and didn't interact with any other room. The point was just to explore the castle, see all there was to see, and I remember it being amusing even though there was "nothing to do". It's an interesting concept when it comes to pornographic games, since you don't want to challenge your players to the same extent you would in a "real" point-n-click adventure. For a similar concept, check out BlazDave's BlazRave.

[Troy168]

Man, you have a lot of idea, well I have a idea of my own. It's based on Mairusu's Five Nights in Anime (FNIA), the genre will be a mystery/horror/love/comedy? The story is that Alex, desperate to get a job, finds a ad and got a job as a security night guard. But as everybody working there tells him that working in a night shift is a dangerous job as past night guards died via suffocation. You go through a 7 day trial to get used to the danger before facing the real threat. As you are surviving each day, you get to learn each animatronic's past, earn their trust, and find out the truth behind the plwce that gave you the job in the first place. Will you find out the truth, or are you going to be the next victim in the dangerous job as you survive 70 nights in anime.

As of now, I am currently helping out TurnerJFrost with his 18+ work, but once that work is done, I attend to finish the demo that I hold off before. If you have any questions, let me know.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

You know that this plot is a rip off parody of 5 Nights at Freddy's, right?

[Troy168]

You know that this plot is a rip off parody of 5 Nights at Freddy's, right?

Yes, I am aware that it's a parody of FNAF, but I can tell a good story with it. And most FNAF & FNIA fan games usually have a few days to tell their stories, but I will try my best to tell the story that stands for 7 days trial and them 70 days without feeling like the story is repetitive. But like I said in the last post, I am currently helping TurnerJFrost writing his uncensored scenes.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

I finally got myself a copy of Stardew Valley, and it's got me thinking about farming. So far, I don't have any new conclusions about farming game mechanics, but it did give me an idea.

Instead of another harem adventure, the game starts with the protagonist already married, moving out to the country with his beautiful wife and starting a farm. So you both work hard all day, and fuck like rabbits all night. To have a game, there obviously needs to be some source of conflict or drama as well, so perhaps you need to keep your wife happy to keep getting new sex scenes. Unlike Stardew Valley, I think there should be some sort of minimum productivity level you need to meet, like making enough money to pay your mortgage and making enough food to feed yourselves. There should be some way to interact with the wife while working, maybe she helps out on the farm, or she has certain skills that the husband doesn't, like only the husband can sheer the sheep, but only the wife can spin the wool.

[musical74]

Taking your premise, but maybe modifying a few things?

Married couple fights and protagonist has a gal he can meet for *sex when things with the wife are bad*, but if you can keep the wife happy, the sex scenes with the wife will be more varied and more worthwhile. I'd drop the *making sure there's enough food* piece (that was one part of Ultima 3 I HATED, making sure the party has enough food), but making sure there's enough money to pay the mortgage/rent would be a good idea. It might also be a good idea to have various neighbors swing by for requests and if you complete the quests, you get bonuses. Depending on your views of bestiality, maybe have the protagonist sleep with the sheep and the wife sleep with the dog? You might lose some people who dislike bestiality, but you'll probably gain others who secretly love the idea. *shrug* The *have sex with animals* thing is more just thinking ideas about what a farm sex parody would be like.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

If I were going to do it this way, I would want to really focus on having a normal happy marriage and explore the monogamy the same way other porn games explore the kinky stuff. There might be a nudey mag or something, but there wouldn't be any other women in the guy's life.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Actually, I might be interesting in doing a parody that focuses on the Stardew Valley characters. I'm actually quite fond of the cast, and I consider SDV to be much safer parody territory than a mega-corporation video game. This may or may not involve farming gameplay.

One thought for plot is that the parody occurs sometime after the "events" of Stardew Valley. A brother or cousin inherits the protagonist's farm. He travels to Pelican Town to inspect the plot, expecting to sell it and get back to the city, but is overcome by the beauty of Pelican Town's women, and decides to stay.

Another idea is that some natural calamity has befallen Pelican Town, and its natural resources are running dry. A new mayor or businessman in the area (maybe Jojacorp) decides to save Pelican Town from bankruptcy by tapping into its strategic booty reserve and leveraging the local lovely ladies. This could be a brothel, or something more "innocent" like a strip club or porn studio.

I could also try a more simple Frank's Adventure type game where you just trade items and favors for sexual encounters with the various characters.



Or I could do something crazy, like a Stardew Valley / FTL crossover.

For the plot, I might suggest that Stardew Valley has always been a rural human space colony, on the frontiers of Federation territory. (Or possibly, Stardew Valley is in Rebel territory, sine the Rebels seem to be human-only, although the Kestrel starts with a human-only crew, so it stands to reason that the Federation is still human majority in some areas and it would stand to reason that Engi, Zoltan, Mantis, Rockmen and Slugs might not yearn for a simpler rural lifestyle the way humans might)

I guess there are a couple ways this could go from there.
1) the Federation-Rebel War has finally reached the distant outpost of Stardew Valley. Under threat of planetary destruction, the population of Pelican Town has been sent an evacuation ship for the entire population. Everybody loads into this arc and begins an adventure in outer space. Alternately, substitute Rebel/Federation attack for a Mantis, Rockman, Slug or Lanius attack.
2) Pelican Town is attacked by pirates or slavers who abduct all the hot women and hoe them out across the galaxy. Or the pirates could just stay and take over Pelican Town. You could play as the pirates and make it into a space brothel sim, or play as someone trying to rescue the women and return to Stardew Valley.
3) An especially valuable commodity has been discovered in Stardew Valley or at least on the planet, (maybe Iridium) which brings various aliens from across the galaxy to settle in Pelican Town. Alternately, a multi-species Federation defense force lands in Stardew Valley to protect the colony from invaders, this way you still have a small-town feeling. This one would take place exclusively in Stardew Valley, but with FTL aliens present, Engi, Zoltan, Mantis, Rockman, Slug, Lanius.

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Just had a thought. What if I did something kinda like Animaniacs, where the Warner Bros were locked up for being too zany, this new cartoon character(s) (let's say Toonatics) is locked up for being too sexy. I think there's often a concern that toons can be too sexy or inappropriately sexy (anthros in general, sonic, pokemon, MLP characters, etc) so that could be a fun subject.

Couple ways to approach this. One thought is that the sexy Toonatics are some sort of new age thing, like the studio has a bunch of "normal" family-friendly cartoons, and the Toonatics have been created by the despicable internet and the studio wants to keep the newer edgier Toonatics hidden so that they don't overshadow or corrupt the existing toons. Or, the Toonatics could admit that cartoons have always struggled with overly sexy characters, and represent some kind of primordial corruption that has returned to affect a new generation of toons. Maybe an existing Twilight Sparkle type character explores an old studio vault and stumbles across a Red Hot Riding Hood type character and lets her out of confinement.

Either way sounds like an interesting way to explore corruption. The Toonatics, once released could visit the family-friendly cartoons and corrupt them into sexier versions. I'm thinking the Toonatic is some sort of completely naked female anthro character. She starts out by finding other females from the family-friendly toons and kissing them (like the male-male kisses from Animaniacs). Overtime, this causes the family-friendly females to dress or become sexier, and unlocks stronger sexy scenes. For example, a Maid Marian character starts turning into more of a Red Sonja character, or an animal character like Twilight Sparkle becomes progressively more humanoid. There could also be male characters that she kisses, then fucks with as she corrupts them.

Naturally, the censors will be trying to find the Toonatics and stop them/her, so there's some of game mechanic where you can't stay in the same place or you can't corrupt too quickly.

Stepping back, I guess this could work kind of like Gorepeat's Darkness of Light, but I was originally thinking of an arcadier escape game rather than a turn-based sim game. Maybe it could switch from turn-based corruption to an arcade avoider once the censors catch up to you. So let's say you go from toon world to toon world, corrupting it as much as possible, and after a certain amount of time the censors catch up and chase you. You run away, into a different toon world, corrupt the new one as much as you can, then run away and repeat the process.