Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[OmegaScales]

983. C'mon! We're so close!
984. Please! Only 16 more!
985. 15! It's time for the Final Countdown!
986. 14! Who'll continue?

[spitfyre]

987. Of course I'll continue it
988. we gotta have the legacy of the Zerk Overlord ring on throughout the web of the inter forever and ever
989. but for god sakes
990. Leave the big 1k for Berserkerhorn
991. its only fair amirite

[OmegaScales]

992. Totally.
993. This is her thread.
994. Also, we haven't defiled those maidens yet.
995. I've trained Elsa while I've been waiting. She's gotten a lot better, and understands what her powers are fully capable of.
996. I figure we can celebrate the 1K mark with the orgy. All we gotta do is let Zerky decide who she wants, and make the 1K.
997. [THE NEXT THREE (3) SPOTS ARE RESERVED FOR berserkerhorn. ANY ATTEMPTS TO TAKE THE BELOW POSITIONS FROM berserkerhorn WILL BE MET WITH PAINFUL, NON-LETHAL, EXCESSIVE FORCE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BROKEN, CUT, BLEEDING, MAIMED, DISCOLORED, PROTRUDING, SHRIVELED, SWOLLEN, SHRUNKEN, REMOVED, RUPTURED, POISONED, PRODDED, BURNED, BRANDED, STABBED, FROSTBITTEN, ELECTROCUTED OR MISSING BODY PARTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.]

[CloakNDagger]

998. Try me, motherfucker. I'll be waiting, all oiled up and ready to go.
999. Besides, seems like this thread is a month dead, which is lame, cause it seemed fun. I'll save the 1000th just in case it starts back up.

[Goryokaku]

1000. Do you still not want that chocolate and orange Candy Zerky?

[Zender_Solarheart]

1001. NIGHTS UNSEEEEEEN!!

[OmegaScales]

1002. CloakNDagger, sorry that we couldn't get your liver fixed back up completely. It's still perfectly functional, though, so don't worry too much.
1003. Goryokaku, we are sorry, but we couldn't find it. The good news is, you can live your life completely fine without it. We understand your concern though.
1004. If neither of those made any sense, don't worry. Some memory loss is to be expected after what you went through.

[Goryokaku]

1005. World conquest does always leave me with memory loss.

[OmegaScales]

1006. World conquest... and other things... like last night...

[berserkerhorn]

1007. What orange and chocolate candy?

[musical74]

(can anyone join in the fun?)

1008. What happened to all the candy?

[berserkerhorn]

1009.. NO GTFO NOOB
1010. no, you cna join in in...
1011. only if you beg nicely for it
1012. or you can just scream at me until i give up
1013. choice is yours you old...fart?

[DemonsLust]

1014. Life makes no sense or i'm just lost..
1015. Is it bad that i'm a lost demon?!
1015. On a different note, anybody want a cookie? *holds out HUGE platter of assorted cookies*

[Zender_Solarheart]

1016.

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COOOOKIIIIIES!!
1017. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

[DemonsLust]

1018. *drops platter and jumps away*
1019. Damn! Your a creepy lookin one, ain't ya

[OmegaScales]

1020. Awww, he's just cute little baby Ckokei monster! They get ugly when they grow up.

[musical74]

@Berserkerhorn

1021. Why you young whippersnapper! (I'm 41, does that make me old?)

@ Scales

1022. It's a Cookie monster, not a Ckokei monster!

[DemonsLust]

1023. Ckokie, hah! Funny word

[OmegaScales]

@m74
1024. No, no, no. It's pronounced ko͝o-kē not kŏ-kā. Get it right.
1025. They are often confused with self proclaimed "cookie monsters", especially one named Sid.

[berserkerhorn]

1026. We went for 25 numbers before this died down again
1027. I'm so bored D: