Dead. Zerky killed it for Evil Sadistic fun

[DeltaUser]

853:Your Time Travelling Saviour

Don't open!

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And you open it....

Seriously,DON'T Open!

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The Link....

[Amaranis A'daragon]

???: Why is it when I think of evil, all I cant think of is

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NARWALS

[DeltaUser]

DCCCLV:

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[OmegaScales]

DCCCLVI. ROMANES EUNT DOMUS ROMANI ITE DOMUM

[Zeus Kabob]

Oh god that sketch is hilarious. My Latin teacher showed us that sketch because it involved a lot of common mistakes when learning Latin (especially the Dative case).

[OmegaScales]

DCCCLVIII. Monty Python is so fucking awesomely hilarious.

[Jumbo70]

855: The future of this thread lies in the writing of eevil things and all sorts of different things.
856: But NeVeR EvEr FoRgEt To UsE ThE NuMbErS iN FrOnT oF eVeRy LiNe!1!1!
857: Finland doesent care that summer is soon, instead throwing more snow at us, yay for finland!
858: Keep this thread alive. Thou shall new'r fall thou mighty warri'r of threads.

[OmegaScales]

859.Some people would say today is Easter. My family calls it Zombie Day.

[Jumbo70]

859.Some people would say today is Easter. My family calls it Zombie Day.

860. I demand thee to explain yerself.
861. Zombie day? Is it like all children and other people who run around chasing bunnies with eggs are like little zombies chasing brains?

[OmegaScales]

862. The first recorded zombie in history is... Jesus.
863. Our first time celebrating it, we had a zombie shaped cake that had a brain-looking gelatin in it. It was delicious. You can celebrate it any way you wish, there's not really any wrong way to celebrate (unless it leads to panic, injury, or death).

[Jumbo70]

864. Cool zombie story.
865. im taking a feels trip to childhood with oldschool runescape.
866. I also tried to bot for the first time and got banned in 2 hours, i managed to transwer all the stuff i botted tough, wich was nice.
867. Im also hosting a minecraft server every now and then wich is also nice, because i can play as a all mighty god from time to time. (got a neat internet map an all with it. and if for some reason you dont have a completly legit one, no problems.) buahaha i am a eevil person, i am the allmighty good to the little people who stumble to my server.
868. I made a huge maze on spawn with my friend, the little bitties cried for help and mercy, to free them from their torment but i just floated above them an bombarded them with eggs. (this might be the reason why there isnt many players there)
869. the maze was actually pretty easy but i did the mistake of building it from obsidian and left it to run over night. Result, the maze was destroyed. So now the spot is covered with a huge mass of sea lantern.
870. i am such a generous god.

[Jumbo70]

871: FINLAND! Wtf!?!

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[OmegaScales]

872. Because this must not die.
873. Oh my word, is that a Ruger mk III Hunter? No one's around, I think I'll try it out.
874. *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
874. ... Oops.
874. Any mad scientists around?
874. Or necromancers?
874. Or mad necromancer scientists?

[spitfyre]

875.? Your making my head hurt with all those 874's
880. I don't have a combination of the two
881. But I do have a reddit writing prompt about a mad scientist vs a necromancer
882. You want it?
883. You got it
884.https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/2lz90o/wp_a_necromancer_and_a_mad_scientist_make_a_bet/

[Jumbo70]

885: Eevil thread is good.
886: Eeevil thread is bad.
887: Eeeevil thread is amazing.
888: Im off to see Jesus now.
889: He didnt answer when i knocked on his door D:

[berserkerhorn]

890. This thread isn't evil anymore ):

[OmegaScales]

890. This thread isn't evil anymore ):

891. OH NO!
892. I'll fix it! Someone get me 50 bat eyes, 70 cockroach wings, 20 slime cores, 150 liters of undead excrements, 200 acres of depraved land, and 690 maidens for defiling!
893. Actually, I only need the maidens. Better make it an even 700 at that.

[spitfyre]

894. I only got 699 maidens
895. The 700th was already defiled
896. find the last one yourself asshole

[berserkerhorn]

897. Despite common belief... I'm a virgin!
898. You'll never catch me omega!
899. Whoop 101 till one thousand
900. Shut the hell up spitter! You probably defiled the last one yourself

[OmegaScales]

901. You have your maidenhood (hymen) intact? That's what I'm looking for, not simply someone who hasn't had sex before.
902. You can't expect a dragon to not take a cut of something. Especially if it involves treasure or maidens. We're just lucky he didn't take more.
903. I guess I'll just have to kidnap a princess, but which one?