WWYD (what would you do?)

[maximilianos]

Answer: Before doing any of this, I would first have my girlfriend around, for integrity reasons. Then, I would summon Foxy, Hades, ToG, and Blue over. Foxy would be there for when my gf wants someone to conduct girl-talk with; Hades would be there to give her a break from the rape-bait routine; ToG would be there so I can keep an eye on him (nothing personal, just my responsibility as an activist for consensual sex ); and Blue would be there to troll the hell out of my stepmom, and keep her out of everyone's hair. Seriously though...she's a headache...

Situation:
The internet entity known as 4chan has risen up to conduct a hostile takeover of the entire world, the only ones who can stop them are you and 4 other LoK community members of your choice, and you all must do battle with them while piloting giant robots. The mechs you have at your disposal are:
->1 heavily-armed and armored "tank"-class mech with shoulder-mounted railguns;
->1 light-weight, guerrila warfare mech with a cloaking device;
->1 aerial combat mech with homing missiles; and
->2 jack-of-all-trades mechs, with EMP grenade launchers.

Aside from the equipment listed above, each mech comes with an arm-mounted heavy machine gun, and a laser blade. Who do you assign to pilot which mech, and why?

In the heavy mech I'd put B-horn, siply because I think she's like to blow things to pieces.

The lightweight I would take for myself

The aerial combat mech would go to daughterofhades, then she could make the world a little bit more like a hell for her enemies

the jack-of-all-trades mechs would go to thaedael and renara. Thae since I believe he could handle most situations well and back us up. Renara will be with us to bless our journey and use all his will to protect this server and all it stands for!
(if anyone declines I will get someone like daxinator or someone else who has participated in epic combat-based RPs)

You offered the power to create anything you could ever imagen by the gods, do you accept. why/ why not?

[13Lack12ose]

I would finish LOK
And/or make a huge fucking monolith that dominates all of North America and can be seen from space.

Situation: Two girls/guys are in love with you, one is hot but a bitch, the other is fugly but amazingly nice. Which do you go for, or do you take both?

[BlueLight]

...... Neither. I don't care about either of them so why should i care.

A person is standing 5 feet away from you and has a gun pointed at your head. What do you? Also it's likely the person will shot if you rush him.

[Noosie]

Push down on the brakes and duck. Let sir Isaac newton take care of the rest.

Three men have you surrounded. As a result of the whispering of an omniscient third person, you know that two of them want to kill you, and that the third wants to kill the other two. You have one gun with two bullets, and each of the men could easily kill you in close combat. One of them asks you for the gun, and none of them is willing to come in reach of the others. WAT DO

[maximilianos]

I would stand very still and ask him what he wanted, then i'd give i to him... what else?

(in case he wants me to murder someone for him I'll play along but always look for a way out. if there is non, i won't kill his ''taget'' but try to make a run for it or attack the gunman, depending on the situation)

you find a bloody knife in your handbag / whatever that some one has plated there. Do you hide it or give it to the cops, hoping they don't arrest you?

[Nanashi]

what would you do if you found out everything you knew was a lie? that "god" has been fooling the human race for many millennia and who you regarded as your enemy was actually the father of the human race? if you fight against "god" you will be shunned by your family and peers and faced with incredible torture upon death, but you will have the potential to help and heal the world. if you continue to follow "god" you will live a comfortable life, but only add to the sickness of the earth and the human race until its' ultimate demise.

[Noosie]

@ Max
Get a paper towel, handle the knife using it, and drop the knife into the nearest large body of water. After that, it's up to chance.

You are, for some bizarre reason, standing on the edge of a large flat raft. Standing opposite and to either side of you are three other people (In total, four people on the raft). At the center of the raft are a life-vest and a flare-gun. It quickly becomes clear that the raft is sinking. This is unfortunate, as there is no land in sight. It also becomes clear that the raft is only kept from upending itself by each of you remaining in place (You are all acting as counter-balances, and the raft will flip if only one person remains.). WAT DO

[maximilianos]

:/ you first have to answere the wwyd from the last post, THEN you make a new wwyd scenario

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

I would stand very still and ask him what he wanted, then i'd give i to him... what else?

(in case he wants me to murder someone for him I'll play along but always look for a way out. if there is non, i won't kill his ''taget'' but try to make a run for it or attack the gunman, depending on the situation)

you find a bloody knife in your handbag / whatever that some one has plated there. Do you hide it or give it to the cops, hoping they don't arrest you?

I only carry the pockets on my jeans, so it would be quite difficult to do that without me noticing. But assuming I do have one of these "handbags" I'd wash it off and move along. I honestly could careless. Call me heartless, selfish, douchnuts McGee, etc but I honestly am never affected in any way by death. Weather it be family or a random person that lived next door to me. Sure I feel mournful but for only like a day. Anyways back on topic, I'd wash it off and be like "Score! Free knife!" And go along with life.


Well the world didnt actually end...and you ended up stealing a lot of things, and raping a lot of people. You are now a wanted criminal. You have about 3 hours before cops are at your door. WWYD???????

[berserkerhorn]

quick go to my neighbor's house and make it look like he's raping me. Neighbor gets framed and i win?

the world's going to end today what would you do with your last hours?

[Zender_Solarheart]

@Bhorn: Drive up to see my girlfriend, secure an appropriate place (if the world really was ending, hotels wouldn't bother charging people, right?), and spend our last hours making love and indulging in each other's company. Then, we'd have our wedding in heaven, which isn't so bad, right?

Situation:
You've fallen madly in love with a girl/guy/whatev, to where you're intent on marrying him/her and raising a family...then, on the night before the wedding, he/she reveals that the two of you are blood-related siblings. What path of action dost thou tread?

[MiscChaos]

First, I freak the fuck out and wonder why I've never seen her at any of the family reunions. Then, I look back and take a look at how far we've gone. If it's reached a point of no return (knockin' boots or anything that'd ensure I'd NEVER see her as a relative), then I'm not sure what the hell I'd do since I'm THAT far gone with her. Probably move somewhere REAL rural and never contact any of my family again. If not, then I hope we can stay cool friends. Sure everything would be weird with her for forever, but we haven't gone that far yet, so it's not like we're irredeemable.

Well, hold up. If SHE revealed that we're blood-related, then that means she probably knew for a good minute and didn't tell me. That'd undermine a lot of the trust we've built up since that's kinda important to know. I STILL don't know exactly what I'd do, but I definitely wouldn't be moving out into the country with her anymore. I mean, what else could she keep from me?

Situation:
So someone's dealt you a grievous, unforgivable insult since it's the end of the world and they don't have to deal with the consequences. The world didn't end. What do you do?

[Zender_Solarheart]

Situation:
So someone's dealt you a grievous, unforgivable insult since it's the end of the world and they don't have to deal with the consequences. The world didn't end. What do you do?

Well, if you must know...and for the sake of simplicity, I'll assume it's a guy...

First, I ram an <ASURAAA!!> through his <RHO AIAS!!>, then I hire two <NIBELUNG VELESTI!!> girls to smash his <GAE BOLG!!> between two <GOLDION HAMMER!!> Finally, I toss his <BAT CREDIT CARD?!!> self into some random Swahili prison, where they <SAVAGE WOLF FURY!!> the muck out of him for the rest of his days.

Situation:
A dragon has landed in your area of residence, and is burninating the place like nobody's business. In front of you are two swords which inexplicably fell from the sky. Through what can only be assumed is the voice of God, you know that one sword will give you the power and skills to slay the dragon effortlessly, while the other is cursed, and will kill you the moment you touch it. Unfortunately, there's no way to tell which sword is which, as they both appear identical, and for some reason, God decided to leave that detail out.

The dragon is closing fast, so you only have about 10 seconds before it makes a snack out of you. What do you do?

[13Lack12ose]

If I could run away fast enough to escape the dragon, I would. If not, I would just choose a random sword, cuz hey, 50/50.

You and your friend are being chased by a bear through the woods, it will catch and kill one of you. Your friend has a wife and family at home that depend on him for money. You, on the other hand... Well, you're you.
WHAT DO?

[BlueLight]

I'm being chased by a fucking bear that plans to kill somebody. I don't have time to think about pushing my friend into the bear much less do i have time to do it. Likely i'd move right and he's move left because i think that makes sense.

What would you do if you family found out you play Corruption of champions?... while your at dinner and somebody explains all the gory details to them.

[Thaedael]

Give them bro-bump for having the balls to explain it in gory details to my mom.

A sub-section of a forum complains if you do nothing, complains if you do something, and complains when improvements are done. WWYD?

[maximilianos]

Give them bro-bump for having the balls to explain it in gory details to my mom.

A sub-section of a forum complains if you do nothing, complains if you do something, and complains when improvements are done. WWYD?

I would do whatever I wanted since it wouldn't matter what I did.

You find out that your father isn't really your biological father. Also, your real father is a very (^VERY) rich man. WWYD?