WWYD (what would you do?)

[MiscChaos]

Get the fuck out. I don't care HOW fine my catgirl is, she ain't worth catchin' AIDS over. Besides that, if I JUST NOW caught her, that leaves me to wonder just how many other dudes I DIDN'T catch her with. Damn, I feel AIDS infested just thinking about it! So add a trip to the Clinic for testing to the list of things to do.

Situation:
Your job is closing early, but the students don't seem to understand that, coming in at the time you're closing up and demanding you stay open to accommodate their needs. One man in particular seems pissed off that you're closing early. How do you handle it?

[Thaedael]

I explain the situation as calm in manner as possible, and bid him a fare day wishing to see him again in the future while cordially continuing the closing of the store. He can sit there as the rest of the functions that the closed door doesn't stop, then as you get to the more sensitive stuff move him along,

Situation;
Thaedael hates roleplaying, thaedael deletes subsection. WWYD?

[berserkerhorn]

find you, march up to you, convince you/ pester you until you finally put back the thread, if that doesn't work get physical and manipulate ;D
or
just tell another moderator to put it back up. We can start from scratch. Although many people would be angry at you, we're Roleplayers. We build designs for RPs for every RP we make

situation:
If you could do anything to your worst enemy list the things you would do

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

Ooooo I like this one

1.Kill in any ways possible
2.Torture removing limbs, constant wounds, fucking his sister in front of hinm, etc
3.Make him watch a 24 hour program of Direct TV's help guide.
4. Make him starve and make him eat shit
5.Throw him in a dump With ductape stuck to his mouth and watch as he slowly rots away everyday.
6. Kill his family in front of him.
7. Get many homosexual men and allow them to rape him.
8. Find a person with many types of STD's and make them spread it to him.
9.Shoot microwaves into their brain until it either blows up or he dies of cancer.
10. Break his spine...paralysis from the neck down is good.
11.Remove his organs and reppace them with animal ones.
12. Shave many guys pubes and super glue them to his mouth and body.
13. Use him as a practice dummy for Kendo training.
14. Cover him up in peanut butter and watch as the dogs destroy him physically and anally.
15. Throw him out of the plane with no parachute.
Most were killing him but they were my favorite way.

Situation
What would you do if you woke up one day and there were hundreds of anthromorphs and horny dogs in your room ready to fuck you silly?

[berserkerhorn]

if they're all male i would get on my hands and knees and open my mouth
if they're all female i would take out the sex toys and hand them out
If they're a mixture of both. i would lay on my back and spread my legs and get ready to eat some anthro's out
Yes, i'm a slut. ^_^

situation:
if you had to choose three hot girls in your opinion. who would they be?
MAKE A LIST FOR BOYS TOO.

[Reaver]

3 hot girls: Lisa Ann, Meagan Good and Natalie Portman.
Guys: ME, Myself, and I

Situation: What if the world was going to end and you could only save four famous people?

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

Well first off Chuck Norris would save me.
Buut
1. Chuck Norris(no explanation needed)
2.Bear Grylls(get food)
3.Bobby Flay(make food)
4.Taylor Swift(Sleeping pills and reporduction purposes)

Situation:
You come home and your house is lit on fire. Phone doesnt work, you live in the middle of nowhere, but it seems only the top floor is on fire. What would you do?

[MiscChaos]

The only thing I can do: Set up a barbecue. I mean seriously, I can't call the fire department to get them to put my house out, I can't ask a neighbor to do it for me or to borrow their phone cause I live in the middle of fucking nowhere, and by the time I drive to civilization and get back the house would most likely completely be on fire. The only thing I can do is MAYBE get some stuff out of the lower floors, then set back and enjoy a barbecue and maybe call up my insurance to get payment out of them, though I'm pretty sure I'll get screwed outta that based on what I've heard about it.

Situation:
So you're locked in a room with a perfect clone of yourself. The room is completely sealed with no windows, doors, anything anyone could use to peep on you with and the clone will deteriorate to nothing in about an hour, their death opening the room you're sealed in. Would you fight it for kicks, fuck it, or other?

[berserkerhorn]

I would try to make her cum and show her ecstasy before she disintegrated into nothing. Have some fun loving myself while I’m at it. Well if I know I like Cumming then I know she will as well because we’re both alike.

Situation:
You suddenly have to leave someone in the middle of something “important” you feel really bad but you can’t do anything about it. The next morning you wake up and that guilt gets to you and you want to apologize but can’t until the next day. What would you do?

[Zender_Solarheart]

I'd use my free time until the next day to practice my apology, and imagine it going over realistically well, to help calm my nerves. That way, when I really do apologize, it also isn't accidentally portrayed as "dickish" or whatever. Then again, I have experience in that very same situation, so...yeah. >_>

Situation:
Your girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever wants to try something "kinky" one night, and said something is personally disturbing to you. The two of you have grown really close by now, but not to the point you'd just go along with it without even thinking. WWYD?

(Note: if you're one of those types that will try anything in bed, and find none of it disturbing, then just imagine that there is something that does disturb you.)

[Trninja2]

To avoid hurting her feelings, I would let her know how I feel about it and talk a little more to see if that can be changed. If not then I would have to decline. Or if I reacted without thinking and just blurted out WTF, then I would have to do it to make her feel better.


Situation:
You have a heart disease and it will stop beating in 6 days causing instant death. What would you do within that time?

[Noosie]

Get a heart transplant. If this is not viable due to financial restrictions, embezzle, steal, or otherwise acquire as much money as you can. If you might be able to afford the surgery by going into debt, get it. If not, give all the cash to your favorite charity, or live in absolute decadence for the rest of your life.

Situation:
You've been placed under arrest for the murder of your best friend. At the time of the killing, you were blacked out (Details can be provided if necessary), and were close enough to the crime scene to have done it. However, the other suspect was also in the area, and is an elderly pensioner with several grandchildren. WAT DO

[maximilianos]

Get a heart transplant. If this is not viable due to financial restrictions, embezzle, steal, or otherwise acquire as much money as you can. If you might be able to afford the surgery by going into debt, get it. If not, give all the cash to your favorite charity, or live in absolute decadence for the rest of your life.

Situation:
You've been placed under arrest for the murder of your best friend. At the time of the killing, you were blacked out (Details can be provided if necessary), and were close enough to the crime scene to have done it. However, the other suspect was also in the area, and is an elderly pensioner with several grandchildren. WAT DO

''get a heart transplant'' priceless! XD

well, I wouldn't go down for the pensioner IF i believed he/she did it since they might strike agian. also, it's not my fault they murdered someone, that was his/her OWN choice. but i guess I can't know for sure since I've never been in that situation

[maximilianos]

damn forgot to make a new situation >:(

-A new disease has spread to your town and people are getting sick and dieing everywhere it appears. after locking yourself inside your house (yes you are safe since it's not airborn) you best friend comes along and want to come inside, but there's no way to tell if he is sick yet. if he is and he gets inside, you both die.

[AsianP3rsuas10n]

Rule #1 of disease outbreak.
Trust no one.

I would not let him come in. Most likely I'd die soon enough due to the fact theres never any food in my fridge but I'd try my best to stay safe for as long as possible. If he tries to come in desparately, I'd kill him. Better safe than sorry I'd say.


Situation:
Its seems the world is going to end soon. There have been mutilple signs of this event due to constant volcanic eruptions and high tides. You have 2 days left before it ends. WWYD?

[berserkerhorn]

nothing... not a single fuck was given. I'd probably give some lucky guys or girls sex. Happy doomsday!

situation:
THere's mistletoe on the door. You must kiss 7 people in the lips on the LoK forums. Give their names >:D

[maximilianos]

I don't even know 7 girls *ON LOK*... (only you, and doh, i think) and I wouldn't kiss anyone of them right now
*edit*

[MiscChaos]

Then I'll answer: Lady Foxy, Napsii, BHorn, DoH, Obscene Dreams, Taria, and Alicia. And FYI, Max, Blue isn't a girl

Situation:
You're suddenly given the ability to summon members of the LoK community to your abode. WWYD with it?

[Zender_Solarheart]

Answer: Before doing any of this, I would first have my girlfriend around, for integrity reasons. Then, I would summon Foxy, Hades, ToG, and Blue over. Foxy would be there for when my gf wants someone to conduct girl-talk with; Hades would be there to give her a break from the rape-bait routine; ToG would be there so I can keep an eye on him (nothing personal, just my responsibility as an activist for consensual sex ); and Blue would be there to troll the hell out of my stepmom, and keep her out of everyone's hair. Seriously though...she's a headache...

Situation:
The internet entity known as 4chan has risen up to conduct a hostile takeover of the entire world, the only ones who can stop them are you and 4 other LoK community members of your choice, and you all must do battle with them while piloting giant robots. The mechs you have at your disposal are:
->1 heavily-armed and armored "tank"-class mech with shoulder-mounted railguns;
->1 light-weight, guerrila warfare mech with a cloaking device;
->1 aerial combat mech with homing missiles; and
->2 jack-of-all-trades mechs, with EMP grenade launchers.

Aside from the equipment listed above, each mech comes with an arm-mounted heavy machine gun, and a laser blade. Who do you assign to pilot which mech, and why?

[maximilianos]

Max, Blue isn't a girl

AHA, I KNEW IT! >:D