LoK: The Time Game!

[BlueVixen]

Note: This is not a video game, but a forum game for us all to participate in. Special thanks to VintageBass for helping!

Below, you'll find a set of numbers and next to these numbers are sentences. Depending on the time of your post, depends on the sentence that you'll create. They won't make much sense, and may turn out to be rather silly. But that is the point!

Be sure to create a post about your sentence for everyone to see!

Hour:
1: I poked Renara in the eye..
2: I spanked my own Grandma..
3: I made hot passionate love to Samus..
4: I went back in time..
5: I molested BlueVixen
6: I stripped naked..
7: I played every single game on the LoK Forum..
8: I kidnapped Princess Peach..
9: I challenged Sonic to a race..
10: I went to Dictator School..
11: I had intense anal sex with Krystal..
12: I got oral pleasure from Zelda..

First Minute:
0: To save the world..
1: To become the strongest..
2: Because I was dared by VintageBass..
3: I was then kicked in the face by Zeus Kabob..
4: Then I had a body breaking orgasm..
5: Because I'm awesome like that..

Second Minute:
0: Everyone cheered after..
1: People hated me after..
2: And I felt good in weird places..
3: Then I died a horrific death..
4: Soon after though, I got assaulted by an angry Mob..
5: Then I got shot at by Fox McCloud and ran away..
6: And then I killed everyone in anger..
7: And I don't give a fuck about what I did..
8: Then I contracted AIDS..
9: Link then decapited my head..

Example: For me the current time is 4:48. 4 is the hour so I'd get I went back in time..another 4 is the first minute, so I had a body breaking orgasm..then 8 is the last..Then I contracted AIDS..Get it? Does not make much sense, and is silly..

Let's start!

[thedude9351]

I molested BlueVixen Because I'm awesome like that..Everyone cheered after..

[OmegaScales]

I kidnapped princess Peach to save the world, then I died a horrific death.

[Weirdo]

I went back in time to save the world Then I got shot at by Fox McCloud and ran away

makes sense who wouldnt kill someone whos saveing the world?! =D

[Zeus Kabob]

I had intense anal sex with Krystal because I was dared by Vintage Bass, but then I contracted AIDS. Dammit Vintage Bass.

[Clairite]

I challenged Sonic to a race to save the world, and people hated me after. Not sure why if it's to save the world, I blame the media.

[VintageBass]

I got oral pleasure from Zelda, I was then kicked in the face by Zeus Kabob and I felt good in weird places. Time to repay the favor, I guess?

[venomouswings]

I went to Dictator School.. I was then kicked in the face by Zeus Kabob.. People hated me after..

[spriter1]

I had intense anal sex with Krystal because I'm awesome like that, then I got shot at by Fox McCloud and ran away. Seems legit.

[Zeus Kabob]

Sorry guys, sometimes my legs have a mind of their own.

[spriter1]

You could say that the amount of kicks Zeus deals out is...

(•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)

Shocking.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!...

I'll go to the corner now.

[VintageBass]

And just be careful when I dare any of you... >.> You may never know when that'll happen.

[spriter1]

yes we do. it will happen at 20-something past whatever.

[VintageBass]

Well yeah, but there is the matter of the hour after all.

[BlueVixen]

I guess some of these do make a bit more sense then I first thought. Should I change anything?

I challenged Sonic to a race to save the world, everyone cheered after. Oh yay..

[DarkHedgehog]

I poked Renara in the eye because I'm awesome like that, then I died a horrific death.
(Personal PC time)

[corta]

I didn't get a good one, so I'll come back later.

[Clairite]

I challenged Sonic to a race, then got kicked in the face by Zeuskabob and died a horrible death.

[HighWind7]

I went to dictator school to become the strongest everybody cheered after me

[Lynxy]

I challenged Sonic to a race..
Because I was dared by VintageBass..
Everyone cheered after..