Hentai/Harem Parody Ideas

[AcetheSuperVillain]

New thought. I've been really smitten with watching Game Grumps play Breath of the Wild, and I kinda want to make something like that myself. Obviously, not quite as complex and with more fucking. I would want to focus more on the exploration and crafting, less on the dungeons and physics manipulators. Would probably look more like Pokkaloh in the end.

One of the ways I've been thinking of lessening the burden is to make things randomly generated. Also, if the fun of the game is in exploration, then you really need some sort of generated world to keep things new and explorable. If you've played Rogue-like games, you know that a lot of things can be randomized. Classic Rogue-like fare is to randomize the appearance of potions. So in one game, a red potion might be a healing potion, in the next game it might be a speed potion, you need to re-identify your potions every single game. And of course, you can randomly generate people too, SimBro and Strumpets do this, or Dwarf Fortress and The Sims, for a non-pornographic version.

So that got me thinking, what if you built a game where you could fuck anyone. If all characters are randomly generated, they could all be generated with sex animations. You could have a generic "make friends" process. The Sims and Artificial Girl do this. To borrow from Pokkaloh again, each girl could have some sort of day-job, like a fisher, farmer, hunter, miner, and you could bring them items related to their craft to gain friendship with them, or possibly go out and do their job with them, if they were programmed to do that. That would strike me as a fun experience.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

I started playing Rogue-likes as a substitute for Breath of the Wild. Apples to oranges, perhaps, but nonetheless, it's got me thinking.

There's an erotic rogue-like under construction called Noxico that has a lot of cool ideas. It's actually set up a bit more like Dwarf Fortress' Adventure Mode, with towns and wilderness, but also some dungeons set up here and there across the world with a rare item inside each. Though Noxico is incomplete, the framework exists to have sex with any character you meet in towns, and you can rape or get raped by monsters in the wilderness or in dungeons.

I also ended up playing my old rogue-like, Roguette, which was designed to be more arcade-like than rpg-like. In Roguette, you go through a linear dungeon with 5 elemental zones, the forest dungeon, cave dungeon, ice dungeon, magma dungeon and metal dungeon. Each zone is made up of 3 floors, with a boss at the end. Once you find and take The Orb at the end, you win. The original plan was to give all the enemies a huge power up and make you fight your way back to the beginning, but at the time, I decided that Roguette was as long of a game as it needed to be. In Roguette, you find articles of clothing in the dungeon as well, mostly designed to look sexy.

Some kind of combination of the two games could prove fruitful. Noxico's non-linearness can get annoying, since you have to wander around the wilderness looking for points of interest with no clues as to their location. Putting Noxico towns within a linear Roguette dungeon could fix things up. You'd probably get a different town at the beginning of each elemental zone, although I could also hide them somewhere within the dungeon to make finding them more rewarding. Or I could hide certain points of interest, shrines, shops, nightclubs, whatever, so that the main town is guaranteed easy, while the cool stuff you need to work for. If I really wanted to go nuts, I could make the game with more of a JRPG style world-map with "portals" to different dungeons or towns. I think I would still separate it into zones, so like the forest zone is its own complete world with forest towns and forest dungeons, and somewhere in it, you find a portal to the cave zone, which is its own world, yada yada.

Ideally I would want to think of more of a reason to have sex than just to have sex, like you have sex to complete quests, or fucking a monster restores your MP. But then, why not have sex just to have sex? Explore just to explore?

Doing a game with randomly generated characters, like Noxico's, would work best with live 3D graphics like Unity. I've been looking at Unity lately, and I saw that they've got a new (to me) tutorial for cellular automata random dungeon making, which is especially neat because its natural look compliments my dungeonizer's blockier designs. I'm also eyeing Unity's survival shooter tutorial as the combat system. I would probably try to make the shooting look more like a melee attack, but I might just give you a ray gun and make it sci-fi instead.

Challenge to this plan is dungeon diversity. Having to make a lot of monsters for every form of dungeon would be a major workload, and in 3D, a hefty file size. Preferable would be to keep everything vaguely humanoid looking, elves, ogres, werewolves, etc, and to re-use as much as I can. For example, if I do a goblin model, I want to have forest goblins, cave goblins, fire goblins, etc, and goblin enemies with different equipment, like a forest goblin archer, forest goblin warrior, forest goblin shaman, and so on. Likewise, it would be good for dungeons and towns to use the same models, for example, if there's an elf town in the forest zone, you also fight elf warriors in forest dungeons, except that this I think would decrease the benefit of exploring dungeons if there's nothing new to see there.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Okay, okay, so I also just played Elevator Action and Elevator Action Returns for the first time, and I gotta say, I was really impressed with these games, especially the sequel. (Also Metal Slug, but I liked Elevator Action Returns better) I'm hoping you've seen them play it Game Grumps, but if not, you play as a spy who lands on the roof of a building and you make your way to the getaway car at the bottom floor, grabbing the secret dossiers and dodging or fucking up enemy spies as you go.

Watching Archer had me thinking about how guns do not have infinite bullets. It would be interesting if there was a reason for you to conserve ammo. In Elevator Action Returns, there are a lot of weird ways you can off people, like shooting a barrel can either cause it to roll down the hallway trampling people or explode into flames, (refreshingly, only you are immune to flames, unlike most games where everything is immune to flames but you). And in both Elevator Actions, you can off people with whacky jump kicks, or squishing them with the elevators, although most of the time, it's me that gets elevator squished. Having finite bullets would make offing people like this more rewarding, either without shooting them or getting multiple KOs per bullet. If the game were set up like that, I think I would have to give you a separate melee attack button.

As far as pornifying these games, I think a setting like James Bond or Archer were the characters are naturally having sex will work great, just show the sex happening at some point. Various spy franchises would work, Spy Fox, Totally Spies, Kim Possible, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Tuff Puppy, Secret Squirrel, Jonny Quest, Lupin III, Inspector Gadget, etc. (or Road Rovers, shit, remember Road Rovers?) Hanna Barbera has a lot of meddling teenager stuff that might work too, like Josie and the Pussie Cats, or obscure super heroes like The Impossibles. Depending on how the gameplay works out, I might mix multiple spy shows, I think especially if Spy Fox were the protagonist, I would pick chicks from other shows. If I wanted, I could probably make this work with any characters, like Animaniacs or MLP, just cuz shows like that always have a "secret agent episode" at some point.

I was also playing Metal Slug, and playing Metal Slug made me think, why not just play Geo Storm? so I also played Geo Storm, where part of what you do is rescue scantily clad babes (or maybe clones of the same babe?) And that would be easy enough to turn into porn. You could also just rescue a specific babe on each level and escape with her, then she rewards you with sex after the mission. Certain levels could have more than one babe to rescue, either a choice so you need to play the game multiple times to fuck everybody, or you get group sex at the end.

If I were feeling really lazy, the secret dossiers you get could be secret sex tapes that you watch at the end of the mission.

Seducing badguys could also be a thing, maybe like Splatformer were you can "taunt".

Let me also remind myself of Mystic Warriors, which is a Metal Slug type game, but with ninjas instead of guns. So as a point, I could also do something like Elevator Action but with ninjas, or add a ninja character or ninja level.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Thinkin 'bout Noxico's text based pornography got me thinkin 'bout FTL and Renowned Explorers. Both of these games involve some simple map travel, and resolve adventures with text, unless you get into combat.

So for example, in FTL, you get Scrap as a reward for most encounters. You use the scrap to upgrade your systems, like the Medical Bay or Hacking station. As you get into randomized encounters throughout the galaxy, your available systems help you out. For example, if you come across a plague-ridden outpost, a lvl3 Medical Bay might be able to save them. If you find an automated defense system, your Hacking station might be able to shut it down without a fight. Crew members can also help you out, for example Slugs have telepathy and Rockmen are immune to fire, so in encounters where those skills would be useful, your crew can give you an option for better or easier rewards.

Combat in FTL is straight forward, you are generally trying to blow the shit out of an enemy ship. Moving crew around allows them to man and improve stations like weapons, shields and engines, or go to damaged areas of the ship and repair them. With a teleporter, you can also send your crew to enemy ships and kill off their crew without needing to damage the ship. And there's lots of little RPGish combat strategies, beams that do lots of damage to hull, but no damage to shields, missiles that pass through shields but cost ammo, ion weapons that do no damage but disable systems, etc.

Renowned Explorers is more complicated, and set up more like a skill-heavy table-top RPG like Dungeons & Dragons or GURPS. You have 3 crewmembers, each with skills areas like Diplomacy, Beguiler, Athlete, Rogue, Scientist, Survivalist, and so on. Each encounter has a particular skill check that makes winning easier, for example, helping someone move an obstacle is easier for a crewmember with Athlete. Winning a skill challenge will give that particular crew member experience points.

Renowned Explorers "combat" system allows you to choose Aggressive, Devious or Friendly techniques. Any sort of technique lowers your enemies "hit points", which in Renowned Explorers basically represents your willingness to fight. If you're defeated with a Friendly technique, it means you have been convinced that the other side's cause is superior. Different characters have different aptitudes for each type of technique. Using a particular type of technique repeatedly will cause the mood of the encounter to shift, and you get different rewards depending on what mood the encounter ends with. For example, if a group of rival explorers have important information that you need, being Friendly or Aggressive will convince them to tell you what you need, but being Devious (which usually translates as Scary) will make them run away, ending the encounter without getting the information from them. Mixing up techniques can cause special effects. For example, using a Devious technique can cause someone to become Enraged, lowering their defense against Aggressive attacks. Or a Friendly mood can cause enemies to drop their guard and increase the damage of an Aggressive attack, but this immediately changes the mood to Aggressive.



So, is these something I can do? The combat systems from either game as they are would be out of my reach at the moment, but the map movement and text encounters would be a cinch. I could maybe do a very slim JRPG turn-based combat system, something like Pokemon or a "CTB" system. I like Renowned Explorer's idea that you can defeat someone with Friendly or Devious techniques, so some kind of Seduction technique in a pornographic version could be more effective. Or "combat" could just be having sex, where you lose Stamina or Time or something like that.

Another challenge would be writing, which sometimes flows forth easily but sometimes eludes me completely. Ideally, there would be some sort of interchangeable system that extends each encounter. For example, in a space adventure game like FTL, you could have an encounter with pirates, but the type of pirate changes how things go, for example, robot pirates, tentacle pirates or amazon pirates each have a different thing you could do to win the encounter immediately, and each could respond differently to "combat" interactions, like robots can be hacked, but not seduced, amazons are more susceptible to clothing damage, or whatever.

Both FTL and Renowned Explorers have time limit features, so that you have to keep moving forward or you will suffer penalties that result in inevitable defeat. For a porn game, I'm not sure if I want to do that. I think a more preferable way of making it gamey would be to have you deplete Stamina or Energy and have you go back to town to get more. This might mean re-doing a lot of encounters, which might get bland, but that depends on how they are written and how randomized each map is.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Another Game Grumps inspired idea, they did a game called Endless Ocean, where you swim around and pet fish. If I wanted to go full parody, I could have you swim around and heavy pet anthro sea creatures, but I think the concept could apply to something on land. Either it could work with anthros that look like humans but act like animals, or I could trade fish pellets for candies or flowers or hard drugs or something, or the game could take place at wild nightclubs or spring break beaches where people walking up and petting you is expected and desired. Or maybe you could be on a pre scripted date with a specific character, and use Endless Ocean type controls to give presents and start touching.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Alright, so I remembered a very old game idea of mine. This somewhat entertains delusions of having an actual game studio at my disposal, but who knows.

Opening Movie:
The camera plays over a destroyed planet Earth, devoid of life. Shattered ruins, fallen vehicles, dry bones litter the silent landscape. But a lone one-eyed old man strides across this scene with nothing but a disappointed "hmf" at what he sees. "This isn't enough," he mumbles, then his voice rises as he rants, "I haven't had enough of you, Humanity." He comes to a grey, eight-legged horse and climbs on. They gallop across the world at incredible speed. "Get up!" he shouts and bones rattle as passes by. "Rekindle your ambition, your violence, your cunning." Empty souls fall out of the sky and zombie-like creatures start springing up out of the ground, with clubs, swords and guns in hand. "This time you will not be allowed to stop! The wars will be eternal! Entertain me once again, Humanity."

The idea is we have a Dynasty Warriors sort of game. The world was destroyed by human wars, but Odin has revived history's greatest warriors to do battle once again, so we have characters like George Washington, Ramses III, Genghis Khan, Erwin Rommel, etc, all in the same place. To keep the game from being a complete sausage fest, Odin sends his valkyries into the fray, each one representing an aspect of war, like a sword valkyrie, stealth valkyrie, armored valkyrie, archer valkyrie, storm valkyrie, etc, possibly also cultural things like pirate valkyrie, ninja valkyrie, etc.

Obviously, there are lots and lots of historical figures I could choose from and I would want to try and come up with some kind of balance based on the specifics of the game, which I haven't worked out yet. It would probably be a lot like Dynasty Warriors, probably with some more ranged or AoE game mechanics for modern warriors like Washington and Rommel, and for stuff like archery and siege weapons. I really like the Dynasty Warriors Empires games, (which I guess is like Risk, except instead of rolling dice, you play Dynasty Warriors) so expect it to look more like those.



So, not an idea that naturally lends itself to porn, but it could work out as very Game of Thronesy, and Game of Thrones has porn it. It's also pretty Metal, and Metal's not afraid of boobies. I could also do something where the historical people are replaced with hot chicks, which is actually sort of the idea of Ikki Tousen and a couple other anime already. If I did that, I probably wouldn't include Odin and the valkyries, there would be some other plot device.

A variation of this idea was to bring back the historical figures as robots, and play it more like Cosmic Break and Cosmic League. I think the point of this was to make it less potentially offensive. Robots are even worse for porn, but there could be female pilots or something.

Also, if I make this game myself, I obviously can't make Dynasty Warriors as a single person. So whatever means I use to shrink the concept down and make it more do-able might also make it easier to pornify.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Okay, so here's another game idea that wasn't pornographic to begin with, but I think I could make it work. A racing game, but with cars either from the 1960s or 1930s.

1960s:

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1930s:

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If I wanted to, these races could have some kind of additional theme, like 60s cars could be full of James Bond spy gadgets or 30s cars could have prohibition gangster stuff. It could also be more like a Grand Theft Auto game instead of racing, which would be more natural for porn, but harder to make. Or actually, could even be more like a scrolling shooter with cars. That would be interesting.

[musical74]

Since this is harem parody ideas: how hard would it be to have a porn game starring Wakko, Yakko. Dot, and Pinky and the Brain? I know Animaniacs was pre-internet, but there is certainly the possibility of harem or hentai there (given Yakko and Wakko keep saying *HELLO NURSE!*)...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try and get the *Pinky and the Brain* theme song out of my head...

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Since this is harem parody ideas: how hard would it be to have a porn game starring Wakko, Yakko. Dot, and Pinky and the Brain? I know Animaniacs was pre-internet, but there is certainly the possibility of harem or hentai there (given Yakko and Wakko keep saying *HELLO NURSE!*)...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to try and get the *Pinky and the Brain* theme song out of my head...

I absolutely love Animaniacs and I've thought about it before, but I'm honestly not sure how I would approach an Animaniacs porn parody. Hello Nurse and Minerva Mink don't have much personality to work with. Dot Warner and Slappy Squirrel would be more amusing, but they're in kinda weird territory for sexualization. And I guess Katie Kaboom, but that's for the hard core Animaniacs fan. Then there's Rita...

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Seems to me that if one were into dudes, an Animaniacs porn parody would be much easier. Yakko, Wakko, Pinky, Runt, Buttons, Skippy, Mime Time, Chicken Boo...

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But sadly, I'm stuck liking boobs and cooters.

It would be weird to do a parody of Animaniacs too, that would be like doing a parody of a parody. The show itself could have gotten away with zapping the entire cast with some sort of magical ray that turned ally the characters into bombshells, although more likely, they would have explained that as "the writers got bored and just did it". Or maybe because the show got bought by a hentai company. Huh, that almost ... makes sense?

But if I singled out a particular sub-series within Animaniacs, I could probably come up with something fairly believable.

Maybe something like a beat 'em up game or Metal Slug type game, where you play as one of the Warner siblings and run around rescuing (or whatever) various women who are all copies of Hello Nurse (since in the actual TV show, supposedly different female characters are played by Hello Nurse)

You could have a game where you play as Minerva Mink. Doing anything.

I've always wanted to try a game that focuses on young Slappy Squirrel's cartoon character, which they often allude to but rarely show. Recurring enemies include Walter Wolf, Sid the Squid, Beanie Bison and that dog from like the first or second episode that never came back. (Also, who the heck is Skippy's parent? Supposedly Slappy's sibling, since he calls her "aunty" but then you never ever see or hear about this person, and also Skippy is a different species of squirrel. In the early episodes, Skippy is visiting Slappy, but later on, Slappy is clearly his only legal guardian, there's even an episode where Skippy is taken away by child services when Slappy has a psychotic break. So it seems entirely possible that Skippy is just some random orphan that Slappy adopted and the jaded cartoon star said "Look, kid, I ain't nobody's mommy. Call me Aunt Slappy.") Why did I think about that, oh yeah. If we supposed that Slappy actually does have a sibling who spawns Skippy, it could be a sister and a hot one. I think there was also an episode where Slappy has some sort of rivalry with one of her former co-stars who was also a hot woodland creature, so there might be some potential for multiple females, if I wanted to really stretch it. Although, I could also just make shit up. I guess.

Pinky and the Brain could have some kind of world domination plot that involves sex. I mean, that could be practically anything.

Then there's Rita...

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"Duhhh, Rita? Are you jacking off on my back? Definitely, definitely jacking off on my back, definitely..."

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Here's a fun little game from NG's front page that I want to jot down for the future:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/692076
"Soda Dungeon"
The story is that there is a soda bar next to a dungeon. "You" want to explore it and gain treasure, but you're not a fighter, so you hire people from the bar (your RPG party) to go explore it for you. You then fight through a series of simple RPG battles until your party is defeated and runs away, going deeper into the dungeon as you go. Once you make money, you can spend it to improve the tavern, more tables, more drinks, etc. These improvements attract better RPG characters, who you can recruit and go deeper into the dungeon to get even more money.

Strikes me as very similar to the premise of all these brothel simulator games.

Since it was on NewGrounds (it's actually from Armor Games) I first expected this game to be more cutthroat, like maybe you had to share the earnings with your RPG party and the trick was to go deep enough that they get killed off, but "you" can still make it back alive.

If I were making a game like this, I would want it to be less linear, for example, it's set up so that you unlock wizards, then healers, then thieves, then knights. Since these jobs have different roles, I would rather just price them equally and allow you to pick the ones that you like. Maybe some kind of branching system too, like once thieves are unlocked, you can unlock pirates and ninjas, or you can spend money to increase thief-specific powers. More of a branching dungeon could be fun too.

Soda Dungeon is obviously set up so that adventuring is your source of income, but if you replace the soda bar with a brothel, maybe it would be more interesting to have dungeon excursions actually cost money and brothel operations make money. So basically, you work the brothel until you make enough money to go explore the dungeon. For example, buying new weapons, hiring party members, skill trainers, whatever all cost money. Maybe even travel or entering the dungeon costs money too. Then maybe the dungeon excursions get you something that improves the brothel. Like building materials, or monster-girls, or reputation. It could be something like vikings or mongol raiders or orcs that go looting and pillaging, instead of goody-two-shoes adventurers in a dungeon, so the girls in the brothel are people you kidnap from your raids.

I could also see a variation of Soda Dungeon in a modern world. There's a bar/strip-club/brothel in town that "you" frequent or own or whatever. You can go there and convince people to join you and run around the city getting into gang fights or raiding rival strip-clubs or robbing banks or whatever. Maybe some party members will only do this with you while they are drunk, so you have to keep boozing them up or they'll come to their senses and run away.

I feel like you could also make this work in outer space, cuz anything goes up there. Dungeons, gangs, brothels, whatever.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Rare thematic game idea, how about one of these games where the characters are all from a different country? So an American Girl, Japanese Girl, French Girl, etc. A lot of fighting games do this, but you could do this with anything. I was actually thinking of a racing game when it first came to me. The scrolling shooter, Sonic Wings does this. Could be some sort of sports game, even pong. Ooh, or there's that Marbles idea! Then I just need a need to think of some way for an international Marbles tournament to turn pornographic...

[musical74]

What is it with you and marbles? Next I suppose you are going to say that you have ideas for a porn game of Dragon's Lair! (You DO know about the Dragon's Lair arcade game, right?)

[AcetheSuperVillain]

I DO know about Dragon's Lair. Actually, my thought was to make something like Gorepeat's Disney princess game but with Don Bluth characters. (You DO know about Don Bluth, right?)

[musical74]

American Tail and Hunchback of Notre Dame...yeah I do!

It would be interesting to see a Hentai parody of American Tail, but...you'd have to have the kids grow up some, given that Fivel is, what, the comparative age of 10?

Dragon's Lair is a fun game but it's early 80s so wasn't too sure if you were aware of it or not.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Don Bluth has a lot of sexy cartoon characters besides that. (I don't think he worked on Notre Dame though, he had left Disney by then)

There was Space Ace, which I think was a sci-fi version of Dragon's Lair:

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Goldie from Rock A Doodle:

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Anastasia:

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Ferngully:

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Ms. Brisby from Secret of NIMH:

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Pebble and the Penguin:

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And a few more, but those would keep me busy. He supposedly worked on Disney's Robin Hood, which would be a great title for anthros.

But honestly, before I did a Bluth Mix game, I would try some kind of Hanna Barbera Mix game. Here's some of their fine cartoon femmes all at once:

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[musical74]

I could definitely see a Scooby-Doo hentai game - some mystery that has to be solved, but Daphne and Velma keep getting caught by tentacles and ravished or something of that nature, and the unnamed hero has to rescue them repeatedly or something like that!

Some of the Hanna Barbera characters would be fun to back a parody/hentai game, but not sure on how well you could do them given the characters (how would you do a hentai game of Josie and the Pussycats, for example?)

[AcetheSuperVillain]

(how would you do a hentai game of Josie and the Pussycats, for example?)

Well, if you've never seen the show, they are continuously accidentally stumbling into super villain lairs and thwarting evil masterminds. It's actually a lot like Scooby Doo, so if you think a bunch of meddling kids in a hippy van solving mysteries would work for a hentai game, then a bunch of sexy female rockstars solving mysteries should also be possible. Then there was the Josie and the Pussycats In Space, which would make tentacle attacks all the more likely. I also just learned that Josie and the Pussycats was not a Hanna Barbera original, it's from Archie Comics where there's a bunch of relationship based romantic comedy, so there's that angle as well. (which I now wonder if that's why Cartoon Network doesn't touch the Pussycats in their various HB spoofery) (Because Cartoon Network is Hanna Barbara, mind blown)

But if I was going to do a Hanna Barbera general mash-up game, it would be something like Knarf's Quest (or again, Darkness of Light) where there's just a bunch of cartoon characters at some kind of hotel or convention or whatever, (or most likely a musical event, what with all the shows that had bands for characters). Toonchella? Burning Toon? Footstock? (as in stock footage? too inside?)

Also maybe worth pointing out that if one considers the Scooby Doo formula to be inherently good for porn, HB made zillions of Scooby Doo clone series. Besides Josie and the Pussycats and them again In Outer Space, you've got Funky Phantom, Jabberjaw, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids, Casper and the Angels, Speed Buggy, Goober and the Ghost Chasers, The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan, Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels, Inch High Private Eye, Partridge Family 2200 AD, Clue Club, The New Shmoo.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

So for anyone who doesn't have time to watch all the intro videos, here are some shots of Hanna Barbera hotties from the scooby clones:

It does kinda make me wonder if they planned to become porn parodies all along...

Josie and the Pussycats:


April, Funky Phantom:


Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids:


Lori, Inch High Private Eye:


Debbie, Speed Buggy:


Tina, Goober & the Ghost Chasers:


Chan Clan:


Captain Caveman & the Teen Angels:


(There's more, but it's hard to find good pictures on the web)

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Here's some ideas from watching Game Grumps.

In their Breath of the Wild playthrough, they just did the Eventide mission, a neat little mini-adventure where you pretend to have washed up on an island in only your knickers and fight your way through goblins and monsters with only sticks and stones to collect mystical orbs for some spooky spirit that inhabits the island. I like the look of Breath of the Wild, but I obviously couldn't make pornographic BotW on my own, so building something only based on the Eventide mission might be a do-able way to do it. Also my first Legend of Zelda was Link's Awakening, which also involved washing up on an island, so that would be a familiar Zelda feeling for me.

They've also been playing Mario Kart 8, which has a driving capture-the-flag mode. I love racing games, but I've got no idea how to do a racing AI. (okay, I sorta do, but it would be very new territory) Something like driving capture-the-flag might be an interesting way to do a car-based game and get some experience without immediately diving into a racing AI. I could imagine this game would involve some sort of criminal activity, like being a getaway driver for bank robbers or something. Or maybe something to do with dragons fucking cars.

Also, just making conversation now, I love the game Burnout Paradise. Even the sex games don't make me as happy as Burnout's car-on-car carnage. But I have no idea how it's programmed. I have no idea how racers find the fastest routes through the city, I have no idea how enemy cars teleport towards you for Marked Man and Road Rage missions, I have no idea how it calculates the winner of car-on-car contact or the various physical effects of crash carnage. I'd love to make a sexy version of Burnout Paradise, but it's possibly the least plausible possibility of any game I know of.

[AcetheSuperVillain]

Do you guys know the game FTL? I'm starting to think that could be an interesting world into which I could insert some porn.

Here is how the FTL races look in-game:


Here are some fanarts of them:

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So the immediate issue is that they're not very sexy. But there are humans, so if I wanted to be faithful to FTL, I could do a situation where a human space babe is getting fucked by various aliens.

If I wanted to use more creative liberty and come up with some alien babes, I could make these races sexy. Zoltans would be the easiest, they just need some anatomy and you've got a glowing green space babe. I've made sexy bugs before, including sexy preying mantis, in my sketch gallery, so the Mantis might be kinda weird, but not a problem. I have also done this with sea slugs, but that would involve adding arms and legs and making them very different from FTL's Slugs, and I kinda like big slimy slugs in a sexual setting. Engi are basically robots, possibly cyborgs, and a robotic babe is easy enough. The issue there is that Engi have their iconic green screen face, which could get in the way of looking hot. Same story for the Lanius, they are metallic lifeforms, and good candidates for anthro characteristics. For Rockmen, I'm not sure, I would want to keep females big and powerful, so maybe some sort of muscular babe shape could work for them.

If I were using creative liberty, I could also claim that some new race has made contact since the events of FTL, probably furries or sharks. I also probably wouldn't try to claim that this is any sort of direct sequel to FTL to begin with, so why wouldn't there be furries and sharks?



That brings us to gameplay, and while I did make an FTL style story engine for kicks, I would probably make it some sort of beat 'em up or top down shooter instead. Or maybe some kind of space brothel sim.