What would you do? (Pokemon)

[fielddranzer]

Hiya. Random little question that came up in class today. And the teacher set us off....

From a male's perspective, which female pokemorph would you take as a "sexual partner"?
From a woman's perspective, which male pokemorph would you take as a "sexual partner"?

Pokemorph = A pokemon in your average human form, but with traits of a specific pokemon.

[spriter1]

I would like to counter your question, with a question. Why is a teacher asking about sexual partners and pokemorphs in the same sentence?

[VintageBass]

First off, I think we know what a Pokemorph is, since there is, or was, a game with that term used in it and there is Pokemon: Hentai Version that is based around anthromorphized version of Pokemon,

Second, I'm with Spriter on that. What kind of teacher would ask their students that sort of question?

Third, what, we can't have gay partners? Lame...

Fourth, for the love of Arceus, don't make me choose! T^T

... Actually, I would go for, if female, a Maractus. Why? It's a dancing cactus with a cat smile and those cute yellow eyes. It's so happy! And it's like a spiky grass bunny with those ears! That or a Dedenne, because mice are cute and that is one of the most cutest mice ever!

[fielddranzer]

Alright, alright. I can see that one. Let me "formally" apologize if anyone takes offence to the no gay/lesbian/bisexual Choices. You can choose that too, if it is your desire... Personally, I didn't think far enough ahead in order to realize being covered with some dragon spunk would be lovely. Having a male or female lover simply seemed like the first thing in my mind.

Second of all, my teacher didn't specifically say "pokemorphs", since I'm sure she doesn't know what a pokemon is, but she did talk about sexual partners, the thought of an antromorphic creature such as a wolf morph, and then she said something along the lines of Public sex, but that's a story for another time.

Thirdly. Our teacher, in my opinion, is the personification of a closet pervert. She's the kind that probably doesn't understand the fact that she's walking around, sticking her ass in people's faces, and bending over in the most lewd ways possible. So, yeah, she's the Young kind of teacher that loves, and I do mean Loves, talking about sexually themed things in class. Don't ask me why, for I don't know it myself. I don't mind it of course, but again, that's a story for another time.

Fourth. If there is a person that might answer my perverted question, then by all means, don't you dare being sparingly on any details. If you're a man and would love to have a strong Virile dragon type inside of you, then please choose that. If you're a woman and want a fluffy, big chested, female to sleep around with, then by all means, go for it. Or, if you want multiple ones... at the same time... then yum~ I approve of that.

[VintageBass]

Granted, I don't blame you for not having the choices, it's not usually what people default to, especially when it comes to something like this.

So she is discussing the thought of having sex with anthros and exhibitionism? Huh, where can we get more teachers like this? I'm all for having a more openly sexual teacher that will discuss different subjects pertaining to sexuality, as there is a lot to discuss about and allow people to know more about themselves. Sure not everyone can enjoy having sex with a wolf anthro, or even having sex like in the public bathroom, but it'll allow others to know about, explore and see if it's there thing. It teaches them new things and I'm in favor of that!

Please, I wouldn't have a Dragon fuck me over unless I screwed myself over badly by my lack of competitive knowledge, and I'm going to make sure that I need that if I want to face against these Dragons in the next comp. If there is a Dragon that I do want to fuck, it'll be Altaria and Goodra, the former being that I got a shiny one after six eggs (she being the sixth egg) and I got a Rash little girl because of it. Who wouldn't want to fuck a shiny after having such amazing luck, with no Shiny Charm to help boost stats? (Granted this is in Alpha Sapphire where the odds of getting one have dropped from previous gens, it's still rather difficult to get one). The latter... well, it's a gooey dragon with the cutest face ever! How do you not want to spend your days being cuddled by it and bathing in its goop?

And fluffy? Mareep, anyone?

Plus I know I can say Gardevoir and Lopunny, but those are rather easy to default on. I got my own choices, different from the mainstay, so I can be different from everyone else!

[fielddranzer]

Just realized another question I might put into a topic, but back on track. If I were to sleep with/cuddle the shinies I've gotten, then I might just get a little paralyzed. All Things considered, I've been rather "unlucky" since the only shinies I've gotten my hands on have been Electric types. One of which was a Magnemite while the other one was a Pikachu, which was a female, so if I were to "do" either one, then I don't think I'd come out as the same guy as when I entered.

And about open minded teachers, I still don't think she's that open minded, but the topics do arise every now and then. There's just this intense desire to know more and more, to see what different people think about different things, and so on. The thought of doing a guy/girl in a public place such as a restroom, or even more openly, outside in a forest or something like that. I don't know, would that make me an exhibitionist?

So, back to Pokemon, I don't want to be so mainstream as to say I want a Gardevoir or Lopunny, but I doubt anyone could say that they wouldn't want to have a go. When it comes to being dominated by a horny dragon in mating season, I might say I wouldn't mind right now, but afterwards, I sure would feel it the next day. Though my all time favorite male pokemorph would definitely be a Lucario-morph. As for female... Hm... Would it be unfair of me to say that I'd love being together with a female Lugia-morph since it's a legendary? If so, then I'd totally go with an Arcanine... She'd count as a legendary too... wouldn't she... Uhm... Glaceon? Absol? All four at the same time? Arrgh! I can't even answer my own question with one choice...

[rjhorton90000]

I could not pick just one so I would pick a female Charizard, Arcanine, and Espeon.
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[OmegaScales]

Ditto. And if I were a girl? Ditto. Quite simply, the ability to change shape (in a sexual manner) would be highly desirable. Not only it's physical appearance, but it's other features as well. Being able to morph its openings to not only accommodate, but to mold to and please every nano-meter of flesh, to create a perfect amount of pressure and wetness... I daresay no man would last long in her grip. And to morph it's phallus to hit every sensitive spot of flesh inside you, long but not too long, thick but not too thick, even a nodule to hit the clitoris... you could have a plethora of orgasms.
So yeah. Ditto.

[Amaranis A'daragon]

I think I would be the only person in the world who would choose this buxom lass, but ever since gen 1, ive had a thing for Nidoqueen. I mean, hell, I was in elementary school when it came out, so anything that had boobs was great. Except Jinx. Those eyes game me nightmares.

If I was a female - this is a new mindset for me - I thing I would go with Ambipom. Two oversized free hands that coild reach anywhere? Sign me up.

As far as shiney love goes, my only legit shiney was a Graveler, that I trade evolved into a Golem. He was male, and I have no idea what you could do with him. Someone please, expand my mind here.

[fielddranzer]

I think I would be the only person in the world who would choose this buxom lass, but ever since gen 1, ive had a thing for Nidoqueen. I mean, hell, I was in elementary school when it came out, so anything that had boobs was great. Except Jinx. Those eyes game me nightmares.

If I was a female - this is a new mindset for me - I thing I would go with Ambipom. Two oversized free hands that coild reach anywhere? Sign me up.

As far as shiney love goes, my only legit shiney was a Graveler, that I trade evolved into a Golem. He was male, and I have no idea what you could do with him. Someone please, expand my mind here.

Well... If you say that you're a male and you're wondering about what a male Golem could do with you? Let's just say this my friend, you won't be walking straight for a few weeks at the least. As a Rock/Ground type, I'd say that a Golem would most likely have god-like endurance, and it would most likely be able to give you a few solid loads. So, as a human male on a male Golem, I'd say you could most likely only take him up your ass or down your throat, whichever suits your fancy.

And now, onto the "good" part. If you think of it as a male Golem on a female human, then I will say it again, you would not be walking straight for at least a few weeks. Heck, the Golem would probably knock you up and out. Now, I'm not really experience with this particular topic, wish I were, but taking a "rock solid" Cock up your asshole would most likely be wonderfully painful. Should we just go out there and come with some measurements? Let's do it. Say that, the Golem would be somewhere along the lines of ten or twelve inches long and at least three or four inches thick. That would wreck any male/female. (I think.) So if you were to take that lovable beast as a lover, then please invite me to the show.

Hope that put some enlightenment into your head, for I went sparingly with the size there. Since it's a shiny to boot, then it has to be "Extra" big.