by Sallin_Kari » Mon Jun 01, 2020 4:58 pm
"Forest Mimics, I believe is their official designation. Not all mimics live in dark dungeons after all, but the 'treasure chest tried to eat me' makes a good tavern story," Lilixes coos, "They're not terribly valuable so it's not a big loss. The 'bear' has several useful features though I can certainly see their habit of attempting to body slam you from the canopy to be wearing on ones patience. Still the Blitz Cat's organs are quite valuable indeed, but they are hard to catch, as typically when things aren't looking good for them they just disappear in a flash. So that is certainly a good few catches..." She turns to look at your baby kitten who's crawling onto your lap mewing for attention, "Even if it seems they caught you as well."
Random person in the comments section of a random hentai manga- "Now I am ashamed of myself."
Me- "Posh, shame is for fools and people with friends... we need no such things, we have the internet."