https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmM40TErdT4
The start of Rock of Ages plays on the monitor before you as the hot and sweaty bus rumbles on still, hitting the infinitive bump that rattles your already numbed spine from being curled up in your seat for far too long. But you are close and getting closer with every second, just like Sherrie in the film, getting farther and farther away from that tiny hic town and those dumb jocks and... hopefully not having to deal with street walkers or police brutality like Sherrie in the film and.... maybe Pitch Perfect would have been a better film for watch for the last leg.
Regardless of which film you watch the barren, harsh, academic and artistic wasteland outside the bus slowly rolls by and you see the outline of the city start to take shape and your attention becomes glued to the metropolis outside instead. Shops, restaurants and caffees stream past, filling your head with all sorts of romatic dreams of learning and academia as the bus starts to pull onto campus.
The final leg to your dorms seems to last forever as you squirm impatiently on your seat, possessions clutched white knuckled to your chest in excitement. This is it, no more cows, no more morons who couldn't understand you or dump jocks to pick on you. You rush from your seat to be the first off as the bus finally pulls to the stop, the doors clattering open as the first whiff of fresh bohemian air teases your nostrils... and your world explodes into pain.
Blackness and pain, pain and blackness... but soon voices...
"Shit! I think you broke his nose!"
"I didn't break shit! Look, it's not broken..."
PAIN! SCREAMING VIOLENT ANGRY PAIN! Your eyes start to flicker open...
"See, it's just a bit bloody but.... look he's fine, he's coming around, Coach said that blackouts are only bad if they last longer than..."
"Dude, you totally Marcia Brady'd him"
"Shut up"
Opening your eyes fully you see yourself looking up at the sky, a moment later the cold dampness from the grass soaking into your back hits you and see a figure looming over you
"Hey, you okay?" She asks, "You should really duck when someone shouts heads up... mannn, you got blood and snot all over my ball"