by Sallin_Kari » Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:53 am
I patiently wait as she poked and prodded me while she spoke. It was nothing compared to what my cousin liked to do... Funny, she also liked to compliment my body while she touched me as well... wonder if that's something of a tradition... Not that I would know, these two being the only ones to compliment my looks.
"Perhaps... from a human perspective, but from a elvish one, I am quite hideous I assure you," I retort, "The men of my village insulted me and my looks regularly." I recall the whispers they thought just outside my hearing. The desperate refutations of men when it was even hypothesized that we should get together. The gossips of the woman about my form. It was quite clear what the consensus is on my form... one that I can't refute. I list out the most common ones, "I am overly muscly, even for a male. My breasts are small, even for an elf. My hair is this off color bluish-silver, without the beauty of a pure blue, nor the elegance of a silver. My eyes are sharp and hostile. My thighs are overly large, and unbalances any slim proportions I would otherwise have."
Random person in the comments section of a random hentai manga- "Now I am ashamed of myself."
Me- "Posh, shame is for fools and people with friends... we need no such things, we have the internet."