Peach, Heroine of Hyrule (Eaenidu)

[porne]

The princess nods at you, worry about the so called Dark Lady still apparent on her face.

[eaenidu]

I Hummed "Can you tell me of this, Dark Lady I've been Hearing about? Maybe I could offer assistance with dealing with her? I may not look it but I'm Quite a Strong fighter."

[porne]

"She's a wicked person, and she constantly raids our innocent farmers of their women for purposes most foul. I don't think a princess like yourself should risk herself." The person on the throne gasps at you, which irks you for some reason.

[eaenidu]

I Frowned "I Deal with foul beings often, Dragons, Ghosts and So on, I had to personally save my own realm before from a Dragon who's only goal was to rape and enslave me."

[porne]

"My word! You are very powerful, would you be willing to help? We don't have much, but we'll offer what help we can." She says. This woman is so vapid compared to Zelda.

[eaenidu]

I Hummed "Of course but I would need any information you have." 'Like where the hell Zelda is' I Thought the last bit to myself.

[porne]

"Well, we have a few copies of the maps, listing the locations where the Dark Lady has been striking." She tells you, waving at a servant to bring the materials forward.

[eaenidu]

I Smiled and Nodded Looking it over and hoping to catch Link.

[porne]

You take a few copies, heading out to the stables and collecting a horse. You make a quick gallop, and you spot Linkle trotting up ahead.

[eaenidu]

I Smiled "Hello, They asked me to help you." I Told Link happily.

[porne]

Linkle gives you a nod, pulling her horse up besides yours. You're not sure what's going on, but you're happy to be of some help. She's got a simple sword, although you're aware that she frequently has to collect other items.

(does Link ever talk, or is it pure grunting?)

[eaenidu]

((Link can Talk, just like, be shy or something so not often))

I Hummed "Do you know where we are to head first?"

[porne]

She looks at the sky, nodding a bit as she leads toward a township of some kind.

(Hookshot first?)

[eaenidu]

((Whatever is fine))

I Followed after "What Does This sign mean Home of the Bull Breeding and Milk Tank Contests?" I asked reading them as we got closer.

[porne]

She hesitates, seeming to decide on what to discuss. "Competition to win a tool of some kind. You either breed the bulls or milk the cows, but we have neither."

(You hoping for a 'disguise' to get bred and milked, or you want a seriously perverted world?)

[eaenidu]

I bit my lip in thought, as we entered town, Looking around I Saw Something surprising, the Creepy Mask Salesman, I Wondered if he could help us So I approached him.

((World Slowly becoming more perverted and corrupted))

[porne]

"Ah yes, I have many things for sale, would you like to look?" He says, opening his large smelly overcoat and revealing the array of masks inside. You spot one that looks like a cow, and a few others that are probably significant. You note that the cow one is much cheaper than the others.

[eaenidu]

I Frowned in thought but was glad that money just seemed to change with hoping dimensions, I Ended up buying the cow and having enough for another so I asked if he'd recommend one.

[porne]

"Hm, a decent enough choice. I would recommend this one here, it's a Gerudo woman mask, should be quite fun to pretend to be someone else for a day, no?" He mentions, pawing at your new mask before handing it to you.

[eaenidu]

I shrugged and paid for it, before putting the cow mask on.