by c-war » Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:34 am
I thank the waitress and eye her bosom enviously. She's not much larger than me, but she is bigger, and I've always been jealous of girls with bigger breasts than mine
Then I realize that my new dress actually makes mine look bigger than hers, and I get over it, realizing also that her dress may be doing the same. So I smile at the men as I chat and eat.
At one point, a piece of ham falls off my fork and lands on the exposed part of my breast. I see an opportunity, and ask the man next to me if he wants it.