by eaenidu » Fri Jul 22, 2022 11:15 am
It was actually a letter from Guinevere's Creator "More-Win-Na" it was pretty simple actually.
"Hey Dipshit, congrats you activated the "Overworking yourself like a Daft Cunt" protocol if you got this message, What did I tell you about that?! Like yeah the guild is amazin and it's awesome that you look after it even when we can't but that's no use if you work yourself until your to damn tired to do anything! Take a break, go buy a hooker or something we don't want you hurting yourself you know?! Anyways ya know I love yeah...And you know, feel free to Use Guinevere if you want to~ Maybe make my baby pregnant and make me a grandma~?"
This was Followed by a Doodle of a part fish and part bird siren girl sticking her tongue out at you her PC "Lot's a Love, More-Win-Na." Then it was followed by a doodle of you both in male and female form getting raped by tentacles "PS. if you activate this a second time Guinevere is programed to rape you for a week straight to force you onto a vacation."
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”