by eaenidu » Wed Aug 07, 2024 9:54 am
She blinked at you "Oh No, I'm, uh, actually cursed, like, magical affliction, my sister did it, things with dicks just don't want me, or want to help me, sometimes actively try to kill me, though that's normally if they're assholes." She told you her gaze wandering before snapping back to you she seemed, distracted, confused mostly and trying to focus on you "And it wasn't sex, I needed a dick, I make..." She wandered over and pulled out, brightly colored dicks and pussies from a barrel "I make these! Sex toys! for people who wanna have sex but like, don't wanna or can't get with another person, but, the dicks...here try one, they aren't right, I need to get hands on a dick to, test it, see how to improve. Plus, I thought he broke in, cause there was some of my stuff missing and traces of lightning magic, It wasn't, it's, wrong, the, magic flavor's wrong, so I still don't know who stole my stuff." she muttered.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”