by eaenidu » Sat Jun 24, 2023 8:07 am
I gave a nervous little wave as I settled my ship down "Fuck" I said but got up and went out, I had an idea and I hoped it worked. Once out I saluted the pirate "Holly Holmes reporting, I'm so glad the sexy and amazing Captain Zzleckigug accepted me! I've had a crush on you for years but there was no way a no name scaver like me could get your attention I had to make a splash you know!" I said smiling at her...time for plan B, Baffle with Bullshit! "But then my mom tried to ruin it, you know...you should totally just take her and give her to your crew, between you and me her dried up pussy needs some action~ Then I could be Captain's personal cock toy~ And Breeder~" I pushed my breasts against her, acting like an eager fan who was totally in love with her.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”