by eaenidu » Wed Apr 10, 2024 12:08 pm
And Breed you did, birthing norse babies for your first batch of kids, then orcs, then his pet Skeever put in a couble dozen in you, and then more bandits, and then dogs, and horses, and skeevers, and a mud crab at one point, then you were sold, and bred by more people, and then animals, giant spiders, and chaurus, and falmer, and at one point you were kept for a week by what you were pretty sure was a dwemer sex toy but by this point your mind was mush and anything from a bunny to a giant had had a kid with you at least once, you ended up mothering basically the entire next generation of Skyrim or at least it felt like it, and thanks to never doing the quest, the world never ended, so, the world was...Saved? Perhaps the oddes way of doing so yet.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”