by eaenidu » Wed Apr 17, 2024 5:21 pm
I hummed at her and snorted a bit, feeling the need to say something, anything in response "So I assume I can put my dry cleaning as a company expense? Or Maybe my underwear purchases, since I'd assume you'd like variety? Would you like me to purchase some costumes or other outfits to come in wearing too of course on company dollar?" I asked cleaning my eyes enough that I could actually see to get to my desk and hopefully get some wet wipes to clean up with. And if needed I could go to the bathroom, honestly I was a bit amused at how petty my boss seemed to be about this whole thing, it was humiliating sure, but the money was just too good to pass up...plus I kinda wanted to make her react more, if only as a way to get back at her.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”