by eaenidu » Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:27 am
I blinked "Well that's annoyingly vague, sounds like something out of a story "And lo, did the strong and virile Orc did head north at the bidding of the brother of her parent's heart, their did she find her 'sword's' most perfect 'sheath' in the form of her companion, an elf who's soft body and dawn like beauty brought naught but delight to his orc master and lover" sort of thing." I joked to her, bumping her a little with a smile.
"I mean, that thing about not looking a gift horse in the mouth? Well, how the fuck else are you supposed to figure out if it’s full of Greeks?”