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"I'm here with our contestants reporting on the scene as they prepare to challenge each other and compete for the title of Magic Chef! Does our host have any words for our contestants?"

"Yes, yes... hmhmhm... I want a good, clean fuc- er, fight! Yes, a match fight to produce the best foods from the most exotic ingredients to grace our magical land of Gelzburg. Cooks from across the lands, you've managed to pass the initial tests and have come out on top. This is your chance to claim the title of Magic Chef, and all the fame that comes with it!"


Premise: A rather light RP. The goal is more or less to clean, chop, cook, and fuck your food into submission in order to obtain the title of magic chef! Players will create their characters and backgrounds, challenging each other to cooking duels in order to try and claim the title for themselves. You'll see skin-happy tomato plants, flying baked penises, and so much more! Players can choose to challenge each other either ICly or in the OOC so they can "skip" to the actual challenge (I'll probably only run three or four "challenges" at a time, so maximum of eight players). Players will receive "60 minutes" to create their magnificent dish based around the secret ingredient, and will have the time reduced via rolls and how long a task should normally take (using a knife and rolled a 1? You just cut yourself and have to spend an extra two minutes bandaging yourself up). Character's dishes at the end will be judged by taste, appearance, and plating. Penalties will be applied if they can't fully complete their dish, while you can use extra time to add bonuses to your dish.


Character Sheet: (for the wins/losses/history section, assume this "show" has been going on for several seasons, so if you want your character to be a veteran or something, you can list that kinda stuff there for RP purposes)

Name:
Appearance: (This is a light RP taking place in a "magic world" so all sorts of "races" are allowed within reason)
Gender:
Tool of Choice: (Spatula, Knife, machine gun, etc. You'll get some kind of bonus like "+5 to speed" while using it)
Cooking Method of Choice: (Baking, Frying, Raw cuts like sushi, etc. Same idea as tool of choice, but will probably add to the end "taste" score instead)
Wins:
Losses:
History: (Any background you'd like to include, whether it's something insane like trying to avenge your father who was killed by a man-eating quiche, or simply a breakdown of their past history in the food industry)
Sex Battles: Yes!/No! (Will determine if you encounter more "battle" instances of just fighting, or "sex battles" where the food will try to fuck you... The ! is important. Really! )

Wins/Losses/History will mostly just be used for RP stuff. For instance, if you have previous losses listed, the camera crew might ask about one of your more embarrassing losses while they go around narrating everything.

Anyone interested?

... Would it be wrong that I had Alton Brown playing in my head reading this? And I might look into this, as I do have a chef character to use and I could use some work, otherwise I might make up a new one.

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... This is the only thing I can think of right now.

VintageBass Wrote:... Would it be wrong that I had Alton Brown playing in my head reading this? And I might look into this, as I do have a chef character to use and I could use some work, otherwise I might make up a new one.

Lol, nah, I was doing the same thing a little bit while typing it. I was just thinking the idea seemed kind of quirky and easily moldable. This is more of a lulzy RP idea than a serious one, so hopefully I can make it punny if folks sign up!

Sweet, will reserve a slot for yah.

Nobudi Wrote:._.
... This is the only thing I can think of right now.

Oh god, I completely forgot about that show!

Count me in.

Out of curiosity, was anyone interested in this silly idea still?

I am always up for a little silly idea.