Critics wanted!

Looking for a set of critics to skim over some content. Not testers. Critics. Story critics, grammar Nazis, mechanics critics, and similar folks are preferred. Art critics are welcome, but will be less appreciated as there isn't much that can be done in the art department at this time (that being said, music critics may enjoy this). I'm looking for three or four folks to go over stuff. Not a first-come-first-serve basis (not trying to be mean guys, just the way it is with this one).
Give me a heads up in this thread or via PM if you're interested. Will send the details to applicants via PM in hopefully about three or four days from now.
Application format (There is no format. The real format is however you choose to send it to me
)
Critiquing skillset focuses-
Koalafications (*Ba dum tish*)-
Previous Critiquing work-
Why you're the badass of all badasses (or something like that)-
Essays longer than a page will be trashed (because as serious as I'm making this sound, it's really not super-serious... OR IS IT!?
)
EDIT: This is in no way related to any of my previous projects, some of which may or may not still be in development.
Give me a heads up in this thread or via PM if you're interested. Will send the details to applicants via PM in hopefully about three or four days from now.
Application format (There is no format. The real format is however you choose to send it to me

Critiquing skillset focuses-
Koalafications (*Ba dum tish*)-
Previous Critiquing work-
Why you're the badass of all badasses (or something like that)-
Essays longer than a page will be trashed (because as serious as I'm making this sound, it's really not super-serious... OR IS IT!?

EDIT: This is in no way related to any of my previous projects, some of which may or may not still be in development.