Cum before she comes (Horror/Flash Game)
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:52 amSo there's this couple who one day want to do the dirty deed at a really dirty place.
Dude: I hear this haunted house is being haunted by a haunting looking ghost, hauntingly attacking any couple that boinks in this haunting place of... haunting...ness.
Dudette: No babe, you got it wrong. It goes like, this crazy-ass bitch wants some babies because she had an accidental abortion when she was alive and died from it. So like, she attacks guys when they are ready to fire their custard cannon.
Dude: That is gross and weird. No way that's real.
Dudette: ikr, that's why we should like prove this urban legend wrong by going at it like rodents in heat. Besides, all this talk is making me hot and bothered like the horny girlfriends in horror flicks who always die for sexing up with their boyfriends in dangerous places.
Dude: Yeah! Let's do it like we're in a horror flash game.
Dudette: Oooh, our stupidity is making me so wet!
As the game implies, you (the Dude) are banging your girlfriend but it turns out the myth is true as you see in the distance, a figure... haunting your way. The ghost seems to get closer with each thrust and coincidental lightning strike, you must hurry up and shoot your rocket before she gets you and your girlfriend. The game is timed with the approaching ghost as your only interpretation of the count down. Not sure about the gameplay, hopefully advices and tips would help me figure that out.
I want to finish this game before halloween, of course. So I'm wondering the probability of me (a noob and flash and coding) finishing it. Haven't started it yet, won't be for a while. I'm just putting it here in discussion, hoping to get more ideas and help in this. Will probably change the title to be less tacky... Dunno what else to say... uh...
It's my first time, so be gentle?
Dude: I hear this haunted house is being haunted by a haunting looking ghost, hauntingly attacking any couple that boinks in this haunting place of... haunting...ness.
Dudette: No babe, you got it wrong. It goes like, this crazy-ass bitch wants some babies because she had an accidental abortion when she was alive and died from it. So like, she attacks guys when they are ready to fire their custard cannon.
Dude: That is gross and weird. No way that's real.
Dudette: ikr, that's why we should like prove this urban legend wrong by going at it like rodents in heat. Besides, all this talk is making me hot and bothered like the horny girlfriends in horror flicks who always die for sexing up with their boyfriends in dangerous places.
Dude: Yeah! Let's do it like we're in a horror flash game.
Dudette: Oooh, our stupidity is making me so wet!
As the game implies, you (the Dude) are banging your girlfriend but it turns out the myth is true as you see in the distance, a figure... haunting your way. The ghost seems to get closer with each thrust and coincidental lightning strike, you must hurry up and shoot your rocket before she gets you and your girlfriend. The game is timed with the approaching ghost as your only interpretation of the count down. Not sure about the gameplay, hopefully advices and tips would help me figure that out.
I want to finish this game before halloween, of course. So I'm wondering the probability of me (a noob and flash and coding) finishing it. Haven't started it yet, won't be for a while. I'm just putting it here in discussion, hoping to get more ideas and help in this. Will probably change the title to be less tacky... Dunno what else to say... uh...
It's my first time, so be gentle?