Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

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Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

Postby Suraru » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:29 pm

OOC: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=2983#p196485

Time for another go on the arrpee of Homestuck! This time run by the worst GM ever, ME!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA eh hem....
God I love the quote button;

This roleplay is based on the webcomic Homestuck. If you don't know about Homestuck, that's fine, it'll actually be more fun if you don't know about the lore. If you do know about the lore, then I have a special role for you.
The last universe blew up due to weird plot shit (key characters stopped posting, so I had their future selves kill them). So in this one, they are revived as alternate selves. BUT! Do to weird plot shit, they retain their memories via a dream they all had one night.

Suggested Posting Format
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Me: ===> Your command
Reaction/What happens.
===> My Suggestion

You: ===> My Suggestion
Your reaction/response.
===> Your command

Due note, suggestions are suggestions, and thus you are not bound by what I suggest. In the beginning, short one liners are expected, but as we go on you should be able to make longer posts as you learn more about the physics of Sburb.


Important things that have happened
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None. Lol.
Last edited by Suraru on Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

Postby Suraru » Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:29 pm

Four younger kids stand in their bedrooms. Today, is all of their birthdays! Although for two of them it was 18 years ago they were given life, and 21 years for the other two, it is today they are given a name.

==> "Enter Name"

==> "SU: Enter Story"
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"Shithead Uberfuck"
...Try again smartass!

Suraru "SU" Harlan :D

You are 21 year old Male. You look like a shaved me chilling at a bar!, or maybe a me about to get laid by a bunch of hawt girls. You are skilled at computers, stealth, and you have high endurance. However, like all humans you suck at fighting, and you tend to piss people off, and fuck things up.

You stand in your room on the West coast of America. You still live with your Mom, but you pay her rent to keep living there. A few days ago, you signed up for Alpha testing a new game titled Homestuck. It should be coming in the mail any minute now, you can barely hold in your excitement. However, your room is a pit, there are computer parts everywhere, porno mags, clothes, and it's hard to sleep when you use your own bed for a workspace. You have two windows, one has blinds which are closed for the dark atmosphere, the other has no blinds, or a screen for that fact. You should repair that sometime, but for now, your computer is pining! Someone is messaging you.

==> "SU: Answer Messenger"


==> "Cap: Enter Story"
Spoiler (click to show/hide):

"Cuntfuck Assbitch Penislicker"
....Well that's just not nice!

"Connor Aladan Pier" :D

You are an 18 year old Male with pure white hair, deep blue eyes, extremely pale skin, and a white cloak that you normally wear. You have a single dimple when smiling, though you almost never smile. You also normally carry around a scythe in the open. People who don't know you usually get scared. The police have gotten so many calls that when someone in your area calls 911 about a man with a scythe, they just redirect them to a specific line. Most of the locals know you will only use it in self defense, or in defense of those who can't defend themselves. Under your cloak, you wear different gaming t-shirts, jeans, and a jacket, and you wear over the ear headphones around your neck, with a screen that pops out in front of your right eye for the sake of computing on the go. Douchebag.

You are skilled in spellcraft (in theory), tactics, and quick analysis of situations and enemies, however like all nonMary Sues, you have your weaknesses, like low physical strength, stubbornness, condescension, a compulsive desire to know every secret people even seem to have, god forbid they mention one, you'll never leave you alone, which makes interactions with others, understanding emotions, seeing other people's sides of arguments, or thinking outside the box difficult. You are clumsy when you aren't in "Fight Mode" Oh, and an you have an obsession with duality.

You live in your house with your Sis, because your house is currently overrun with frogs. They just freaking appeared overnight, you have no idea how so many fucking frogs just appearified out of nowhere. This means you are in the east coast, and people don't know you that well. Better keep your scythe inside until you can move back into your house. Your Sis is grocery shopping leaving the house under your protection. Your room is nice and clean, and out the window you can see your neighbor across the street. He looks familiar.

==> "Cap: Do Something"


==> "BB: Enter Story"
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"Bitchpoop Balleater"
Yeah, try again, we don't have time for this bullshit right now.

"Derbecca "BB" Flish" :D

You are a 21 year old Female, living on what used to be the west coast of America. You are skilled in ninjitsu, underwater acrobatics, and miming, while you find conversation, places that are dry, and terrible music to be your weaknesses. Currently, you live in what apparently used to be a computer fanatic's house. The world is flooded, save for a small island inhabited by creatures you call carapacians. There are two kinds that you have seen, and while their sizes vary, most of them look like one of these two
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And the area around your house looks like this, with your house somewhere among them.
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The carapacians are normally friendly, but always looking for food. Sometimes you see them eat each other, it's really quite sad. You however often hunt fish, because you can remain underwater for long periods of time, thanks to strange gills on the side of your face. They are easily hidden, but you know for a fact humans don't normally have them, you must be some sort of mutant. You'll think you'll talk to your friend, you are getting rather bored.

==> "BB: Pester Rin"


==> "Rin: Enter Story"
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"Really Intelligent Necromancer"
What the hell? Your not even sure that's a name...

"Rynth "Rin" Miller" :D

You are an 18 year old Female, living on the east coast of what used to be America. You are very coordinated, artistic, and a quick learner. However, sometimes you are clueless, not physically strong, and can be too trusting. The area around you has overgrown in vegetation, ruins of what used to be a large city are apparent where ever you walk. You live in a normal every house, albeit a bit aged and old. Monstrous creatures roam around, so it's best to stay in your warm, powered house, at least until you run out of food again, then you'll have to go hunting.
Meanwhile, you sit alone in your room, chatting with people on your computer. The people you talk to are from the past, connected via a temporal link. You know this, but they don't. It's best you don't tell them anyways, last time you did that they didn't believe you, and before that you made some poor man go insane. You commonly chat to your friends Suraru and Cap. Occasionally your friend BB will talk to you, because she happens to also live in the future. You know of one other person living in this time, but you don't talk about her much.
A few years ago, you woke up in a golden palace, and above you were clouds. The city itself was beautiful, but the real surprise was that in the clouds, you could see events in the future, the present, and the past. You've made notes of these visions on your Prophecy Wall, but you have yet to make sense of most of them. So far you've seen random fights between people wearing colorful hooded clothes, people kissing dead people to bring clones of them to life, and a whole bunch of weird shit. You're getting bored, maybe you should chat with somebody?

==> "Rin: Pester Your Chums"

PS: This is your golden palace
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"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

Postby Taria » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:37 pm

==> "BB: Pester Rin"
Being on a flooded island that was also once the home of computer freak leaves on prone to electric shocks. Luckily BB is not swimming right now. In fact BB is doing the opposite of swimming, which is walking around on dry land; scratchy, dirty, itchy dry land. But all this talk of dryness and computers is making BB hungry, she knows exactl what to say to her friend Rin to take her mind off of such unimportant human needs.

==> "Message Rin: '...' "
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Re: Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

Postby Suraru » Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:28 am

==> "BB: Message Rin"'
Luckily for you, the computers are on the dry land, and the area is flooded, not your house. Actually, most of the computers are just parts anyways, not working at all.
You decided to walk around for a bit, taking your small portable computer with you as you message your friend, Rin.

Pesterlog:
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BB: This is your text color
Rin: And Rin would message back with her text color like this

==> BB: [PENDING]
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

Postby SugarCookie » Wed Feb 13, 2013 2:33 pm

==> "Suraru: Don't forget to post"
"In the modern world, "common sense" is an oxymoron"
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Re: Sburb 2.06 (Homestuck RP)

Postby Suraru » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:47 pm

==> "GM: Shut the hell up, I got this"
:P

Oh joy, someone is messaging me. Could it be the random pesterer from the future? I hope not, she creeps me out.

Pesterlog:
Spoiler (click to show/hide):

SU: AnD HerE I'lL TalK TO PeoplE IN ThiS TexT ColoR
SC: while mrs. future girl talks to me
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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