Stalking People Freeform
Re: Stalking People Freeform
by RavenLord » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:19 pm
WAIT! You had sex when you were 14?
"You see? The one who wins is the one who has the bigger weapon." - Immortal Baron Vorg
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Suraru » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:21 pm
Slow? XD
And yes, yes I did.....I got lucky, also, I'm still clean \o/
(Std/sti wise)
And yes, yes I did.....I got lucky, also, I'm still clean \o/
(Std/sti wise)
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by BlueLight » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:22 pm
Lucky how. Lucky your clear? or lucky as in found a girl.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Suraru » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:24 pm
Both
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Suraru » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:37 pm
Raven is probably confused because I think he thought I was female XD
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
- Suraru
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Gorbaz » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:39 pm
Raven can make you a female, if he soe desires 
He did it to me!!
My first drink with John Smith's larger when I was about 14 or 15. Hated it.
Not had sex yet. Not ashamed of it, either
He did it to me!!
My first drink with John Smith's larger when I was about 14 or 15. Hated it.
Not had sex yet. Not ashamed of it, either
One way, or another, I'm going to find you, I'll get you, I'll get you!
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by BlueLight » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:14 pm
Gorbaz Wrote:Raven can make you a female, if he soe desires
He did it to me!!
My first drink with John Smith's larger when I was about 14 or 15. Hated it.
Not had sex yet. Not ashamed of it, either
Any idea what is with this stereotype where girls want to take your virginity because they pity you?
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Gorbaz » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:22 pm
It's not a sterotype I'd heard of. Mind you, I'm not up on the culture of today. More of a kind of internet hermit...
One way, or another, I'm going to find you, I'll get you, I'll get you!
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by BlueLight » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:35 pm
Gorbaz Wrote:It's not a sterotype I'd heard of. Mind you, I'm not up on the culture of today. More of a kind of internet hermit...
In theory the older you are and a virgin the more likely a girl is to sleep with you for this fact.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by RavenLord » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:38 pm
Then wouldnt guys in their 70 would having sex day to day.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by BlueLight » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:51 pm
Raven show me the math!
Hell lets say (Age=T)
and lets say (1.01 raised to the T plus 25 = X) so
(1.01^T) + 25 = X
Age is 70
(1.1^T ) + 25 = 27.006 rounded.
I mean there isn't any real information other than a trend to use.
Hell lets say (Age=T)
and lets say (1.01 raised to the T plus 25 = X) so
(1.01^T) + 25 = X
Age is 70
(1.1^T ) + 25 = 27.006 rounded.
I mean there isn't any real information other than a trend to use.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Gorbaz » Wed Feb 08, 2012 7:58 pm
Well, once, maybe. Then they wouldn't be virgins anymore, and would be left alone
One way, or another, I'm going to find you, I'll get you, I'll get you!
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Rooiehaan #2 » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:07 pm
so then you'd be seventy, and have one broad. then its game over.
or you cheat, and become like hugh heffner; that stuff seemed to work :3
or you cheat, and become like hugh heffner; that stuff seemed to work :3
Breathe easy, the doctors are about to arrive.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Gorbaz » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:48 pm
Prety much. But I'm only 30, so not past my prime yet! XD
Still got old man rant rights, tho. So it's a good age!
Still got old man rant rights, tho. So it's a good age!
One way, or another, I'm going to find you, I'll get you, I'll get you!
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Suraru » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:29 pm
Raven, don't think I didn't notice you stalking me into the alley.
I knew it was you cuz when you got close I magicly turned into a female >>
I knew it was you cuz when you got close I magicly turned into a female >>
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
- Suraru
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by RavenLord » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:38 pm
Damn! My cover is blown.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Suraru » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:40 pm
My female version shall keep her virginity! Hahaha!
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
- Suraru
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:13 am
- Location: Behind you.
Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Gorbaz » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:47 pm
*turns the gound under female Suraru into a mud pit* Oops
One way, or another, I'm going to find you, I'll get you, I'll get you!
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Re: Stalking People Freeform
by Suraru » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:49 pm
Fuck!
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
- Suraru
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 4:13 am
- Location: Behind you.
Re: Stalking People Freeform
by BlueLight » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:50 pm
Na mud doesn't do anything but make a girl dirty. If you want to scream you use quick sand.
*Waves his magic girl wand and turns the mud pit in to a quick sand pit.*
*Waves his magic girl wand and turns the mud pit in to a quick sand pit.*
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