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Rebecca rolled her eyes as the Little Princess tried to get all hoity-toity with her and the Thief started to run her mouth again. Shaking it off as she resumed the persona of Robert, she turned her nose up at the bag of elixirs taken from the bandits and the passed the other two vials to the rest of group. While a part of his mind questioned the logic in drinking something stolen from Rapists, the bottle looked legitimate enough.
Waiting for the Little Princess to turn back for her spear, Robert quickly drew his sabre and spanked her across the rear with the flat of the blade, creating a audible whack! and stinging blow but no cuts.
"An Army functions only with discipline," she chided, spanking her again with another loud whack, "And Intelligence *whack*, tell how did you show either? *whack*"
Glaring at the others, she made sure to look them all in eye as she made the Little Princess dance around with the stinging blows.
"Did you show discipline when you abandoned your post and ran off into the wood? *Whack* Did you show intelligence when you rushed foolishly into battle? *Whack*" She began to pant not through exertion, sweat beading her brow the nightmare played across her eyes again, "This is not a game for silly Little Princesses's to play at! *whack* Those mistakes can cost lives! *Whack*"
Leaving the Princess to tend her burning bum, she quickly tossed back the elixir and wiped the sweat from her brow.
"Were you a man you would have been stripped and flogged in front of the formation for abandoning your post, or worse, shot for desertion," she sighed, "How did you know these were bandits, did you stop and think that maybe they were bondsmen or Sheriffs with warrants?"
She glared at the Thief briefly.
"Or perhaps the local Militia? Would you have preferred to start a war between Litchstadtt and Schwarzberg before we have even reached the city?"
Fixing her hair back under her cap, she turned to Luka with a gentlemanly smile, "To the gate then?"
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Apologies if this was bit intense or domineering, not the intention to force people down set paths.