by MiscChaos » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:58 am
"Right! Not like we're going anywhere with the desert on fire anyway." Suzu says with a slight smile. Then she looks up into the air in thought. "Hmm... which story to tell. There's just so many to choose from! Life's never boring for a traveling bard after all!" She begins tilting her head to the sides, trying to sift through her memories for a good story to tell her friend. "Oh! There was one time I accidentally created a town orgy! Oh, wait, that's probably not a good story to tell a priest. But I think you can probably handle it." Suzu gives Rhialla a teasing smile before continuing on. "Anyway, I'd been traveling for like a week and stumbled into this town in the frickin' boonies! I needed to restock on rations and such anyways, so I put my clothes back on, did I mention I travel nude when it's too hot? Well, I do. The breeze is usually wonderful and if I happen to meet someone on the way who's a little too forward then I can either sweet talk 'em into leaving me alone long enough for me to get away or make sure they don't have anything to bother me with. Anywho, I go into this town and everyone's kinda shocked to see me. Like they don't get visitors often. They got even better once they found out I was a bard since they had almost nothing in the form of entertainment. So I agreed to play 'em a few tunes, sing 'em a few songs for some pocket change and a room for the night. Or week, I didn't know how long I wanted to be around there. So the first few days go swimmingly, but then I messed up. At the time, I was kinda new to casting magic and playing my harp at the same time, so I sometimes accidentally did it without noticing. I was also playing around with this spell that causes horrible lust, just because it seemed useful. You see where this is going, right? I cast the spell while I was playing and next thing I know, some chick tackles some dude and is tearing his clothes off. Some dude pretty much bull dozes me, but I managed to fling him into his daughter or something. Long story short, everyone within ear shot ended up banging someone else. Didn't matter if they were family or hated each other, they were pants off, fuckin' like animals. Dunno what happened after that since I kinda slipped out in the chaos. Last I heard, the population hit a sudden boom..."