by Suraru » Thu Jan 12, 2012 12:35 am
Where the hell did I get a torch?
I also have a harp.
Destina gets in the ready position and noticed something poking her in her leg. Holyshitatorch. Well... its a torch, but no use in swinging it, and I have no way to light it.
Destina throws the torch behind her into the hut, takes out her harp and strums it to see if anything happens.
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