Stalking People Freeform

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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Suraru » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:12 am

so much win!
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Zender_Solarheart » Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:13 am

Demar's WHAT?! *swerves around to look out windows, but sees no one there*

Well...that's a relie-GACK! *dragged away*


There once was a man named Zender,
From whom some girls wanted a rear-ender,
Overcome by their delight,
They swarmed him in the night,
And made frivolous use of his member.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby RavenLord » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:02 pm

So, whats going on this thread? Who am i raping?
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Suraru » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:04 pm

I have a penis again, and your rapeing zender I think
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"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby RavenLord » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:28 pm

When the fuck did i start raping him? *turns suraru into a girl again and rapes Lina*
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Suraru » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:44 pm

...
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Zender_Solarheart » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:38 pm

Suraru Wrote:I have a penis again, and your rapeing zender I think


The fuck?! Hell no, I was getting dragged off by fan-girls...according to Blue, Demar ratted me out to them, and now I'm here with aches and pains from the "autographs" they wanted me to "sign."

-HONK!-ing fan-girls...now I know how Bakura feels...
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Suraru » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:51 pm

haha you narcissist XD
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Zender_Solarheart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:45 am

"Narcissist?" Nah, I just like to make people laugh, and trying to come up with a humorous response to "Demar's stalking you" on a forum like this, well...let's just say it can get interesting. :lol:

Admittedly, though, I'd hate to be getting stalked by fangirls IRL...it wouldn't last very long, cuz I won't be able to evade them worth jack, but the experience will be like a hurricane: starts off thrilling, but it ends in disaster.
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby daxtinator396 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:03 am

lol id have worse luck than you XD
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Suraru » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:13 am

Trust me, being famous is bad, it quickly turns most people into douchebags, and any fans you have will get annoying and/or scary.
"Thanks to your unfortunate life, I've found myself being more and more grateful!"

"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby daxtinator396 » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:15 am

True :/
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Zender_Solarheart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:46 am

Suraru Wrote:Trust me, being famous is bad, it quickly turns most people into douchebags, and any fans you have will get annoying and/or scary.


Amen to that. Hence why I can respect the few famous people that aren't total dick-swabs, because they have the good sense and self-control to NOT let it go to their heads. And that's why, whenever someone mentions the latest movie star or pop artist, and how "cool" they are, or whatever, I respond with "Yo yo, I'm real happy for you, imma let you finish, but LittleKuriboh has the best fan-base chats of all time!" :lol:
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby Suraru » Fri Feb 24, 2012 5:47 am

I was famous once. I failed and let it go to my head.... never again ;_;
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"Are you horny? Do you not want babies? Just watch porn!
They'll make you jizz in your pants, so others don't have to!"
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Re: Stalking People Freeform

Postby RavenLord » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:28 am

Well, here we go again.
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